One Finger Pushes Buttons – TWO Fingers SQUEEZE Pus…

…but oh well, at least the pus comes out, right? The original title is “Pushin’ out MRSA”, and the wound that the pus flows out of looks like a typical MRSA hole. And for only one finger, eh, not bad!

PTZ is long overdue to create the definitive guide to “Popping Everything!”, with step by step instructional videos. Except it would be difficult to find the right actors. He he he – I can see the ad in the trade papers now…

Actors and Actresses Needed for Documentary/Educational Video Series. No prepared monologue needed – only requirement is to have one of the following: Cystic Acnes, Bacne, Sebaceous Cysts or related types of Cysts, Boils (Carnucles/Furuncles), Blackheads, MRSA or Staph infections… or any other pustulant growth considered.

Oh yeah. That would garner us the weirdest waiting room full of pus the US has ever seen.

Do we run auditions “American Idol” style? I’m Paula!!!! lol

I’ll just stop there… any further and I’m going to pee my pants!!!

~ H.S.

Pushin’ out MRSA” Uploaded to YouTube by 5mokingCatnip on May 4, 2011

13 Comments on “One Finger Pushes Buttons – TWO Fingers SQUEEZE Pus…

  1. Nice vid to have with my Cuppa Joe this morning! He brought along the after pictures to show the progress!
    Good find H.S.!!!

  2. Dear YouTube Nation:
    When it comes to pus, slow and steady does not win the race. That is all. Thank you, Dr. S

    And thank you, HS!

  3. Nice little oozer ya got there, fella! Care for some help squeezin’ it? :)

  4. unclelarry says:

    Great intro HS. Auditions for “American Popper” would be a huge hit. Can you imagine the season finale? Sweet!

  5. Thanks for the post, HS. Great way to pass along MRSA to unexpecting folks with those ungloved hands. Very contagious!!

  6. Pick_That_Puppy says:

    Was it MRSA or a spider bite???

  7. sickchik says:

    nice guy and try — needed a girl to knock that out of him:)

  8. Trust No One says:

    Thanks H.S….When ya down to one finger pushes, must be lotta pain present. Bravo Zulu to the ‘man in pain’ for showing pics from where he started from. Much improvement!

  9. phillip jackson says:

    thats a nasty infection/

  10. awesome job,love the video

  11. Halph,
    where do I apply to be one of the “Professional Poppers”?
    I have my own equipment if that helps. Will you group the contestants by zit or zit size?
    Is there a job description? LOLOL

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