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Confessions Of A Zithead
Posted On: 05/13/2008 02:42:10

My earliest zit popping memory happens to be my first zit ever. When I was twelve I got this little white bump on my face under my right eye. As weird as this sounds I didn't know what to do about it. Somehow I missed that part of health class. So, I ignored it for a little while. Until my mother noticed it. Her advice was simple take a needle and pop it. So I tried with her watching. She watched me try to stick myself and says gimme that. Next thing I know I'm pinned up against a sink getting my check drilled out. We got the pus out. And I was hooked.

I noticed that I had little bumps (aka keratosis piliaris) on the tops of my arms. Did those pop? Oh yes they do. I LOVED sititng quietly and gently working the little nuggets and strings out of those bumps. Or if it was huge I would get vicious with myself (does that sound wrong?) and quickly squeeze the heck out of it.

I remember a year later at seventh grade orientation there was this boy in the line for asb cards in front of me, he actually went on to be very popular, who had the worse acne peeking out of the back of his cool t-shit. I had to look away,  and force my hands into my pockets. They were pocessed they kept rising up.

Also, when I couldnt sleep I'd sit on my bathroom counter and carefully examine my skin for anything popable.

Then at the end of my eightth grade year party, I met this hot (albeit a little scrawny and lanky) boy who had zits. Lots of zits. Not bumps but true awesome acne. Big beautiful white heads and cysts. And he shared my love of fast cars and animals. I never worked up the courage to ask him if i could pop any of his zits while we were dating...all seven years...but after (not immediately, a while) he proposed  to me i talked him into letting me pop this huge chunk of cystic acne that had been growing on his neck forever. He claimed it was a scar and not a cyst. But, my persistance and my leg lock (yes I put him in a leg lock and told him I'd release him after the cyst was delt with). So I put really light gentle pressure on it. And it exploded. Clear yellowy fluid shot me in the face. It was fun stuff.

I've popped multiple zits on the RowdyHubby. And recently, I've been able to convince him to return the favor. He's actually turning into a bit of a blackhead conesiur.

I've popped a lot of zits on family members. The only person who I haven't been able to work up the courage to ask is my mother. Which is pretty disapointing to me because she has these gianormous older (not old, my mother is not old and if I called her that she'd murder me in my sleep) lady blackheads. They look like little lakes of pus-ee black goodness. I try to not look at them.  My father doesn't seem to get old man zits though, so I've never had to worry about that. I dont think I could ask him...either.




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11/04/2008 05:27:06

Wow!  Good story.  Lovely, actually, to still be in love.  Last night, my husband (who likes a good zit whether he admits it or not) was trying to help me put an image on my profile.  Somehow, as we moved around a bit on the site, he noticed the "New Vids" page with the thumbnails.  I said, "These are SO funny and gross--do you want to see a couple of my favorites?"  He always tries to act like I'm a borderline weirdo for loving this site, but...he hesitated, I quickly loaded the new 'toothpaste back' one, and he watched!  He was speechless, and I wondered what was going through his mind, when he pointed to the "What a mess!" thumbnail and said, "What's that?" in a small voice.  YAHOO!!  The ice (so to speak) is broken, and he may actually let me show him a few now and then. Watch him take over! lol.  He DID say (OCDgirl), "Wow. That guy isn't even moving. He must have one hell of a pain tolerance!!"  No...he's normal (for here, anyway).  So, I showed him (very quickly, before he could reconsider) the "mess" vid, the strange one on the chin (what IS that?), and that exploding knee one that "Grandma" empties out!  That was one of the first I saw--amazing pop!  Anyway...thought I'd share. Digg, did you see my sister's and my "Pimple Song" on my page?  The bathroom countertop days...



05/18/2008 14:28:40

What a poppingly-wonderful story!  Sounds as if that first experience with your hubby-to-be was totally-orgasmic!  Now, instead of flying solo, you "do it" together!  The family that pops together stays together.  Blemishes on my mom are very rare, but I used to have a blast with my dad's back, neck, ears, and--until I heard it could be life-threatening--nose.  So oily and squiggly!!!





05/13/2008 16:52:32

Another good Rowdy Kitties story.    I've loved picking at things since I was little.  Once I got an infected mosquito bite, and oh what joy it was to pop the pus out of that thing!  I'd always try and gently squeeze the blackheads on the faces of the guys I was dating;usually they wouldn't protest too much if you were careful.    My husband used to get great great blackheads on his back, and I loved squeezing out those big plugs!  I'd say, "Look at the size of this thing!", and he'd reply, "Why don't you have it bronzed." 
 



05/13/2008 13:33:39

I think that the RowdyHubby got into blackheads because its one of the only types of acne I still get. He can exact his revenge on me for attacking his back by popping mine. And on the rare event that theres a really good blackhead video he will come and watch. The other stuff he says is nasty. LOL
 Yeah, my hubbys been my constant compainion since JR high.



05/13/2008 08:56:59

LOL-you got hubby in a leglock.Good one! My hubby has a flawless back-Grrrrrrr. How did you convert him to a blackhead conesiur? My hubby is grossed out by the whole thought and procsess . Sometimes he'll ask me to scratch his back and I'll try to sneak in a quick inspection,but he always wriggles away.
 Sounds like you've been together along time,Jr. High? WOW




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