1. chrisa
   Member

   wow INNA! that enema/grandma thing reminds me of the movie "sybil" with sally field.

   sorry to hear you are having so much pain. i also take copious quantities of pain meds, hydromorph-contin 30 mgs, 3 times a day and 2 percocets up to 8 times a day for break through pain. man, am i constipated all the time! it is worse since i quit smoking too, i guess i don't get the carbon and caffiene boost in the morning like i used to. i still drink my 2 coffees, but that doesn't quite do it.

   i make bran muffuns from a mix i buy at the "bulk barn" and add extra wheat bran and wheat germ to the recipe and that works, talk about "colon blow"!!! i have found that it i chew a piece of nicorette gum when i am having a craving for a smoke, that gets things moving as well. i keep the gum around for emergencies and during the holidays there are many stressful moments, family can make you so insane some times, LOL!!!

   anyway INNA, if you'd like my recipe, i can email it to you here i guess. i sent you a response to your email to me months ago and never heard back.

   take care of yourself there INNA,
   chrisa

   Posted 2 years ago #

2. chrisa
   Member

   that is one nasty looking bum! "RECTUM DAMN, NEAR KILLED HIM!"

   ;)

   Posted 2 years ago #

3. Anonymous
   Unregistered

   Poor Darlin! Tiff, I have pushed many prolapses back to where they belong. Bowel has constant movement called peristalsis. The trick is gently message the colon until it gets in sync with the major part of the colon, and it literally slips back in very easily! Now a constipated one must be cleansed first, oh well. no one ever said being a nurse is elegant.Screaming is wrong you must speak smoothly and evenly generate a trust attitude. Now you know one of my many dirty little secrets!

   Chrisa your new Christmas avatar is beautiful!

   Posted 2 years ago #

4. squirt
   Member

   OMFG Tiff!!! I just read your story and laughed so loud that I woke my husband (laying beside me) up. Ok, you're starting to freak me out!!! I love paramedics and firefighters!!! Most of them are pretty cute, and let me tell you what, for some reason in Germany I have never seen an ugly paramedic.

   I still can't get over the sentence that you told your hubby that your ass came out! Ok I am laughing again. My husbands gonna kill me!

   Posted 2 years ago #

5. chrisa
   Member

   mother "e" thats so sweet of you to say (xmas avatar) it is actually from last new years when my ex was down visiting, we are very close still. he was in the pic as well, but to preserve his privacy and dignity, LOL! i cropped him out.

   i mean who in their right mind would expose themselves for real on a zit site!!?? LMAO! ;)
   hell i don't care who knows i am here, my family thinks i am sick for coming here or talking about it. so i must stay in the zit closet around them.

   Posted 2 years ago #

6. Anonymous
   Unregistered

   I call this my place, Chrisa.. Im one of the long timers, and I just feel so @ home. Hope you do too. I get very upset when folks go away as they sometimes do, and I rejoice when they pop back up. I love to see new folks come along. many do, and some stay. I love PTZ not so much for the content, but for the people. You are very welcome, I can understand keeping your friend's identity private.

   Posted 2 years ago #

7. Innaffitoften
   Member

   Keep on laughing Squirt, it's good for the soul. I seem to be on a roll, keeping you laughing these days! Many hugs to you today (((hugs)))!

   Posted 2 years ago #

8. pussnstuff
   Member

   Damn Inna, that was some tale of your tail.

   Posted 2 years ago #

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