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Today, I shall travel into the wilderness to receive the WORD.
Verily I say, I shall give you ears to hear and eyes to see.
And so the word shall be heard.
And so the sight shall be seen.
You shall rid your brows of all that is all that is unclean.
that you be worthy to receive.
On the tenth day I shall return.
So I say this day.
On your way back from the wilderness could you stop at the seven eleven and get me some cigarettes??? ;)
Yeah, Camel filters hard pack, please, and a six pack of Corona. If they don't sell limes, could you swing by the superrmarket, pretty please?
A bottle or two of White Zinfandel would be nice if you could pick some up and drop it by. And a sixer of Guiness for the beer drinker in the house.
LMAO!!! O Lord, what have I started?!?! tee hee!! ;)
#2:THOU SHALL NOT POP ZITS IN THE KITCHEN!!!! (#1 belongs to mozits and I ain't fightin' over that!)
BAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAA!! BT you crack me up!! Lets see if we can get ALL ten!!! :-)
#3 THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S BOIL!!!
@popables: Now remember,we need to allow the rest of the gang play too. If we get more than 10, then we can take another turn. And only one turn in each 10.
Sounds like a good plan to me!!!
#4 Thou shalt not scream like a sissy la-la when popping, filming, or being in the room whilst any form of poppage is being filmed.
Excellent Inna! Oh yeah, please post in caps, it's suppose to come from the almighty.
#5 THOU SHALT HAVE A STEADY HAND OR BORROW A TRI POD FROM THY NEIGHBOR
Good job datentime!!! Who's next? Step right up!!! :)
Oh you know I cant resist
#6 Thou WILL covet thy neighbors inflictions of any said kind, and demandeth they visit thou at the least one time a week for inspection. With appropriate poppage tools.
#7 Thouest shall say what they feel to any jerk in vids who is an assholeth. This is from me an Inna, so I get two, right sweetieth?
Assholeth..... I really like that word. I may steal it from you dripper and use it.hahahhahhaha Thank you!!
Alright! That makes seven, only three more to complete The Ten PTZ Commandments!!! :)
Pops I was reading another post and we have almost the same name... mine is Dania...just thought I would put that in so I didn't have to send a PM..OK get on with #8
OH, how cool!! Dania.... I like the sound of that!
OK datentime you can use assholeth if I can use Inna's la-la. ewe that sounded weird! So many hits a day and only a few will play...la-la heads!
How about:
#8 THOU SHALT ALWAYS SQUEEZETH TO THE VERY END, NE'ER TO LEAVE PUS BEHINDETH.
Hee. This is fun!
Excellent dudley! OK people, we still need more commandments here, and waitin' on mozits to get back from the wilderness with #1!
#9- REMEMBER THE SABBATH DAY, TO KEEP IT HOLY. We have all seen how holy one can get once the pus explodes out.<rim shot>. Please forgive me Lord! ;)
#10 Thou shalt NEVER reposteth! Or you shall suffereth the rath of the reposteth Goddess!!!
***tongue in cheek of course PPM!!*** ;)
#11 THOU WILL MAKETH THY SUFFICIENT AND APPROPRIATE CUT ON CYSTS SO PUSSETH FLOW WITHOUT MARKING THY NEIGHBORS WITH HUGE BRUSE AND CAUSING MORE PAIN THEN IS NECESSARY. THUS STOPPING THY NEIGHBOR FROM WIMPING OUTIST.
BAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! Dripper that one made me laugh so hard that I pee'd just a little!! ;)
THOU SHALT NEVER, EVER, PRETEND TO LICK, EAT, OR DIGEST IN ANY MANNER THINE OWN OR THY POPPEE'S PUS, THEREBY BRANDING YOURSELF FOREVER AND ETERNALLY AS A "MULLET HEAD" TO THOSE OF THE PTZ CROWD WITH "REFINED" TASTES. lol!
Is that #2 or or #12?
LMAO Inna. I would comment on the final statement, but it's peaceful here and I kinda like to keep it that way.
BigTull, I'm thinking that maybe Emilbus should post "The Twelve Commandments" On the front page for all to read and follow, LOL..... This is good stuff!! ;-)
and I'm guessing that mozitz had NO IDEA what he/she was starting with her/his original post! Hahahahaaa!
@ popables: Emil should be able to get mozits to get back and post #1, he owns the site. If he dosen't post it on the homepage, he could give us a button to push like he does for the shooutbox or the forum.
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