1. chrisa
   Member

   after watching that poor kitty with the lip zit earlier today, i noticed folks posting their furface's names in their responses.
   so i am curious, for all you cat owners out there or should i say "cat personal assistants" or C.P.A.'s:

   what are your little "masters of your universes" names? (include nicknames too)

   my four are as follows, Jericho aka "Fat Bastard" "Jer-Bear" (almost 30 lbs.) Gimli aka "Gimnuts", "Gimmers", "Stoopid-Head" (he is a cat version of the dumb blonde) Sandburg aka "Burger Butt" and finally, Mz. Spitz aka "The Spitzer" or "Demon Kitty"

   okay now, your turn folks...

   Posted 2 years ago #

2. CystFace
   Member

   Fat Bastard, Stoopid-Head, Burger Butt, and Demon Kitty. What wonderfully nice terms of endearment for your pets.....haha

   Posted 2 years ago #

3. CystFace
   Member

   My dog is Teddy and my cat is Gaby.

   Posted 2 years ago #

4. Anonymous
   Unregistered

   uncle kitty big balls aka little boy
   marmy fluffy butt aka little girl
   sam-i-am aka stinky boy
   dobby aka our little idiot

   Posted 2 years ago #

5. sexandzitz
   Member

   Dude aka The Dude aka Dudie aka Dudela aka Phat Thing
   Lulubelle aka Lulu aka Bella aka Bellygirl aka Little Girl aka The Baby

   Posted 2 years ago #

6. Anonymous
   Unregistered

   All of our cats have to wear our last name. We try to incorporate that in some kind of cute fashion. In the past Hi-Lowe My-Lowe preasently, Oz-Lowe and Poe-Lowe nick names simply are ya little Lowe kits..

   Posted 2 years ago #

7. pussnstuff
   Member

   Sam's "pet" name is butthead or Sam the old man. He's blind in one eye & has selective hearing. He partied mighty hard when he was a young fella & it's caught up to him.
   Henry III is little man, or shithead when he's in trouble.
   Jude is mean kitty, convict-con for short & cat from hell
   Buddy, the dog has several....spoon licker, leg licker, little girl dog, kitty, tater noodle. He knows he's in trouble when he hears me calling him peckerhead.

   Posted 2 years ago #

8. CystFace
   Member

   pssnstuff, I enjoy your forum posts. It is early and you just made my day!

   Posted 2 years ago #

9. Anonymous
   Unregistered

   Face, just wanted to mention, when I look @ your avatar quickly, it reminds me of the #2 Hey Stuff.. i love that convict-con What was the crime? LOL

   Posted 2 years ago #

10. pusywillow
    Member

    Due to unfortunate losses in the last year we are down to just two furfaces in our family. Max is a sweet gentleman who would just like a chance to enjoy his golden years. Lucy is the red labradoodle from hell who now has just one living toy to torment. Max fights back but having been declawed on all four feet by some monster he is at a disadvantage. He did get in a good bite once on Lucy's back that became infected with horrible smelling pus (according to my husband; he didn't share the surgical procedure with me or the camera). I call Max Pretty Kitty and Lucy, Lulu when no one else is around.
    I enjoyed hearing about your pets. I know popologists are warm, loving, friendly people.

    Posted 2 years ago #

11. Anonymous
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    pusywillow... everytime i hear about some *%#&@^@!@&# having declawed a cat, i want to volunteer to extract their finger and toe nails. poor max -- and poor lucy, too, now that max's only defense is his bite! your pets sound well-loved and i bet you could get away with "pretty kitty" and "lulu" even when someone is about!

    we're in the middle of an inexplicable, but epic, feline war of dominance. he who was first shall be last and all the rest of that blither-blather. what it comes down to is a paradigm shift: uncle kitty big balls is a street-wise, mafia-faced tough guy and he has the purely domesticated kitties all in a dither. dobby, our little idiot, is demanding frequent reassurance in the form of Butt Whacks and Deep Tissue Belly Rubs. marmy fluffy butt and sam-i-am are in my closet, messing up my sweaters.

    Posted 2 years ago #

12. Anonymous
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    lol pretty good story there prof!

    Posted 2 years ago #

13. Anonymous
    Unregistered

    Uncle kitty-big balls.. tee-hee!

    Posted 2 years ago #

14. Anonymous
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    Pusnstuff - I love Tater Noodle. My dog also goes by noodle.
    My quadrupedal children are Gizmo - also goes by Giz, Floppy Kitty, Kitten-bon, and Dick when he makes a run for the door.. and Charles Norris Miller, who also goes by Charlie, Chuck, Noodle, Nood, Butt Dog, and he gets "Charles Norris" when he's bad. Snuggles and Boomer, my former kitties, are no longer with me as Snuggles passed away and Boomer I lost to an ex. But Snuggles just went by Snuggles, and Boomer's aliases were Boom-boom, Bubba, and Bubba-boo... and of course, Boomer Sooner. :)

    Posted 2 years ago #

15. chrisa
    Member

    wow, i just love all the names. its funny how pets have such unique personalities and as aloof as some think kitties may be, they really aren't. every cat i have ever had, came when you called it's name(s), was very social and would run to the door when the bell rang to see who was there.

    they would love-up perfect strangers and if they did not for some reason, i would have to assume that they knew something was off about the person. cats and dogs are good judges of character. they can sense things we can't or that we choose to ignore... and how often has that got some of us in trouble?

    Posted 2 years ago #

16. Anonymous
    Unregistered

    when marmy fluffy butt had her litter of 5 (of which we only kept dobby, our little idiot) we didn't name them so much as come up with their most striking features, physical and psychic:
    1. mascara girl
    2. fuzz bucket
    3. flouncy sashay
    and... my favorite (yes, perhaps even over the dobster) --
    4. speckle-belly-white-foot, the rambunctious one

    i swear to god, i am not the neighborhood Cat Lady.

    Posted 2 years ago #

17. Anonymous
    Unregistered

    Xena, aka Xenie, aka The Meatloaf, aka The Contessa, aka Miss Xena, aka Manzina (after Mandisa from American Idol).

    Lolly, aka Lolly-Puff, aka Lolly Q. Puff, aka The Lollmeister General, aka The Baby Pussycat, aka Calico Jones, aka Ears McGuff.

    Maya, aka Baby Maya, aka Maya Kaboodle, aka Basement Cat. (She's only about 16 months old, so she has yet to acquire her full compliment of nicknames.)

    Posted 2 years ago #

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