It's a several-factor test, with content obviously being the more important. What I look for in order of preference is 1) cheese-y consistency, 2)good volume/amount, 3) "contents under pressure" (which usually is only present when there is little cheese, 4) a good "doctor" who knows to use a strong four-finger-full-envelopment power crush. I generally avoid juice-only little trickles.
As for the presentation, I like a camera that is still above everything. Points off for whiney or girlie-boy patients, or stupid-stoned-asshole-child-abusing "doctor" ( remember the "Ron's Back Cyst" vids and the parents who treated their cute little 4-year-old like a hateful little pest, as if he was the supreme harsh to their otherwise wonderful vibe?). Oh, and can't stand a weak-stomach-ed camera-person, as in the otherwise very good vid with the drunk guy with his head on his arms at the kitchen table as the gf pushes out a huge amount of cheese from his back, and the camera-girl almost loses it, screaming "what IS that?!" between retching noises?
Oh, I HATE animal vids and (sorry, all) the Doctor J vids. I just canNOT watch an optical-fiber-filmed excavation of somebody's sinuses where Dr. J tears out a fungus that looks like a baseball-sized mound of putrefied rat shit.
Find Us On