is there any way that I can grow/encourage zits,or even better a cyst to form on my skin?
i have clear skin,which I suppose is a blessing,but I would love a cyst of my own.Can it be done?
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Posted 2 years ago #
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Why in the world would you want to do that? It is one thing to enjoy watching a video of one but they are nasty infections.
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i'm just desperate
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I had zits when I was in high school due to hormonal oily skin. Both my Mom and Dad had problems with forming blackheads. I got to go on 'removal' sprees at parental request! My older sister got the worst of it and developed cystic acne. She'd let me have a go at her back when the zits got real ripe and juicy. Genetics dealt us all a cruel blow.
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i know i should consider myself lucky that i have clear skin,but i would so love to have the opportunity to help someone with really bad skin-blackheads especially-i know a lot about deep cleansing rituals and know i could help someone like this,if only they would let me-maybe i am a little too keen for their peace of mind though
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I bet that if you did this you could grow something: First take a sewing needle and go to the corner gas station and go into the bathroom. Then rub the needle under the toilet where it looks as though it has not been cleaned in years. Then stick the needle into the area of your body where you want the infection. Be sure to stick the need way in and make sure you have plently of smelly toilet goo on the needle when you do. Finally take a dab of super glue and seal the entrance of where the needle was inserted to make sure none of the wonderful bacteria bleeds out.
I bet in no time you would have some great pus oozing out. Make sure you don't go to the hospital or doctor because you want to get the maximum effect. Also make sure you have a good video camera so we can all watch you squeezing it later.
I would suggest that if you are, say, eft handed that you do this on th opposite side of your body. This is because when they amputate the infected part you can still type of PTZ.
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thank you, cystie-boy... i just coughed up a lung and my brains are draining through my empty eyesockets (i'm touchtyping from memory), i am laughing so hard.
although... you may want to add some sort of comprehensive legal mumbo-jumboed caveat, exonerating yourself from responsibility in the event of death or disfigurement. or, in kat's case, covering yourself in the event that she NOT develop a pus-and-blood filled carbuncle, furuncle, abscess, boil, pimple, zit, or cyst.
youse can't be too careful nowadays, son.
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Oh, and if you like Dr J's stuff the same principle applies. Grab a Q-tip and rub it under the toilet at the corner gas station. Then put the Q-tip deep into your nose or into your ear (not too deep into the ear as you need to be careful of the ear drum). Rub it around and then wait. Make sure you don't blow or nose or shower for 24 hours after the application. In a few short days you will have more than you could have hoped for. As before make sure you have a quality video camera and a person to film.
Disclaimer: This and my previous post are parodies. I accept no resposibilty for the damage anyone might cause who might be stupid enough to actually try this.
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Why doesn't Kat just move to India for 2 years and live in those filthy, poverty ridden communities. Then you'll come back with SOMETHING growing in your ears or your nose, and tell Dr. J it's all for us. Or go to Costa Rica, Panama, South America and let every bug and spider bite you. With any luck you'll get either a large, venomous hole filled with toxicity in your skin, or (my personal fave) some baby botflies. Please go through the agony for us to let the larvae grow and eat away at your skin until we can see it moving underneath. Or as a last result, have your cat bite you - repeatedly. Wait for infection. Then get drunk, get your friends drunk, and whether you have a wicked toxic spider bite and has to be lanced or a botfly(s) that need to be removed, you can use some of the medical techniques such as a paper clip, a staple, a nail, etc, to puncture the hole and dig, dig, dig.
P.S. This is disclaimer that anyone who chooses to follow this ridiculous advice is an idiot and the first thing that should be examined is their head. It's dangerous and possibly limb-losing or even fatal to contract any disease or infection. If you do it, it's not because anyone at PTZ told you to - it's because you are just a moron.
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You guys are just too funny! You gotta face it Kat, you let yourself be wide open to any and all ridiculous ribbing!
You might try changing your diet to a fat filled, greasy, artery clogging smorgasbord! No leafy greens or natural antioxidants. It could be said that, in some cases, the outer appearance is an indicator for whats going on inside! BE CAREFUL..
This is all said in fun! I have no zits as well.. I have to make do with my teens friends. There is one who actually wanted to find a person to "clean him out" but was too embarrassed to ask. Let people know you are more than willing to POP THAT ZIT, using the premise that you have a true interest in dermatology, you may not get as many "you're a freak" responses! Just a tip dear, you are really a gas!!
Remember if you should find a willing candidate, treat any and all as if they have the koodies.. Protect yourself.. Happy hunting!
a great substitute is squeezing cream or cottage cheese through a sheer material. The visual is great!Posted 2 years ago # -
You guys are just too funny! You gotta face it Kat, you let yourself be wide open to any and all ridiculous ribbing!
You might try changing your diet to a fat filled, greasy, artery clogging smorgasbord! No leafy greens or natural antioxidants. It could be said that, in some cases, the outer appearance is an indicator for whats going on inside! BE CAREFUL..
This is all said in fun! I have no zits as well.. I have to make do with my teens friends. There is one who actually wanted to find a person to "clean him out" but was too embarrassed to ask. Let people know you are more than willing to POP THAT ZIT, using the premise that you have a true interest in dermatology, you may not get as many "you're a freak" responses! Just a tip dear, you are really a gas!!
Remember if you should find a willing candidate, treat any and all as if they have the koodies.. Protect yourself.. Happy hunting!
a great substitute is squeezing cream or cottage cheese through a sheer material. The visual is great!Posted 2 years ago # -
well,my diet is pretty terrible already,and i am not so keen on the nasal/ear puss blasts for myself as it's something i would want to be able to excise myself.
but the insertion of a bacteria ridden needle under the skin sounds like a possibility
i will give it a go and keep you posted on the outcomePosted 2 years ago # -
and what is 'koodies'?
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kat, here is the definition from wikipedia: "Cooties is a non-scientific term in North American English used by children for an imaginary "disease" said to infect through contact. The term may have originated with references to lice, fleas and other pests. A child is said to "catch" cooties through any form of bodily contact, proximity, or touching of an "infected" person. The phrase is most commonly used by children aged 5–10; however it is also used by many others older than 10 years of age."
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funny you should ask. about 2 months ago, right after the best thing EVER happened, i found this site!!YEA!! any way, one day i notices a small new lomp on my right fhoulder. the next day there were two more. the third day, the first one was getting really large. tell you, I started to freek thinking i had "wished" this, what i thought was a cluster of cyst, on my self.
shucks, went to the Doc. Shingles. only alittle "weeping" of the sores. what a let down,LOL. my family thinks i am nuts hey some people get off on porn., me , i dig oozz.Posted 2 years ago # -
How to grow a cyst or even better a staph infection:
staph:
use regulary heroin with a non sterile needle, even better when dirty. Do not do it IV, has to be muscular! After about 6 month of using the same injection areas, you are ready for "skin pops", also called staph infections. So it's like a 2 in 1... Getting blasted off of your ass and staph! What a win win situation.How to grow an abscess:
find a very strong hair, keep on waxing it over and over again untill you find ingrown hairs. Irritate the shit out of it by poking around on it but NO squeezing!!! After irritating it like hell, massage it so the bloodflow increases and more crap can get started. Repeat untill successful!Try these instructions and youl be successful! Your body, your risk. The abscess ain't that big of a deal, the staph comes with a lot of aftermath. Congratulations, you are now a heroin adict, but very beneficial to the site.
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ahhh! Cooties-i know that-just koodies confused me
squirt-you didn't say how to grow a cyst-that is what i would really like best
i did have sceptascaemia once-from an infected burn-my arm swelled like a balloon and by the time i got to the hospital i was just days from losing my arm-the hospital applied a kinda sticking plaster(band aid)-a big one that was kinda like a nappy(diaper),with granules inside that absorbed all the ooze and held it away from my skin.it got really full of goo and was great.the nurse would come every day and cut away the dead tissue.amazingly,the once enormous hole in my arm has left just a small scar.
i did squeeze it a little before i made it to the hospital,but not much came out.in those days i didn't have the confidence or the know how to treat it myself.
if it happened again now,i would know better,but i would still get it treated.blood poisoning lets you know it is killing you-you can feel it in every fibre of your being.Posted 2 years ago # -
I wonder if (hypothetically) one would take a very thin syringe, and has like a sand granulate in it and would embed it into a pore, if that would trigger a cyst. (Believe me, I have thought about these things a lot before. A fake animal byte, like a spider bite could be created as well. You would just have to have access to spider venom! Spider venom into a syringe and e voila, there you have it.
Bot flies are easy, get a few bot flies, but them into a terrarium with mosquitoes for 10 hours, then let loose in your bedroom, and you'll have botfly larvae in your body ;-)
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Why not just go for the gold and order some virus online like Black Plague? Then you could have the best of all worlds. You would have plenty of your own cysts and infection and everyone around you would have some too!
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buboes! that's what we need around here: buboes. say, a baker's dozen. what do you think, kat? in a clever role-reversal, *you* could infect some fleas... and oh, the fun that would ensue!
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CF, not sure what the Plague does (as far as skin reactions). I know that an antibiotic will get rid of it ;-)
But, someone ask on how to make cysts, abscesses, zit etc... there ya go. I did not say that it is a smart idea nor a pleasant experience, but I bet that most of my ideas would work.
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pls elaborate prof-what are buboes?
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Swelling of the lymph nodes from illnesses such as the Plague.
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Bubo...is bubonic plague
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i've set my heart on a cyst
or maybe another person..male or female-don't mind,as long as they have plenty cystsPosted 2 years ago # -
wow! surely not... so much pain and suffering! Kat, how about just paying someone!
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i would pay someone-if they would let me do it-if i could find someone
but i would also suffer for the pleasure of a nice cystPosted 2 years ago # -
i have been trying, kat. i might try harder if we are talking serious dough, though. unfortunately, everything i have produced thus far has been of the annoying-to-me, uninteresting-to-others variety.
i have a rash, however. does that count for anything ($20? $50? $9.95 plus tax?)?
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oh, shipping and handling wayyyyy extra.
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