Kat, check your mailbox it a day or so. I did some research for you about growing your own cyst. I mailed you the 'Grow your own mega cyst" starter kit. You may have heard of it? It is made by "As seen on TV".
The kit includes a small syringe, 3 pouches of various 'cyst' spores, a small incubator, and a how to book. I thumbed thru the book and it looks pretty easy. You put a few spores on the sponge (included) and add water. Put the spore infused sponge in the incubator and plug it in. A small green light comes on when the spores are ready. Much the way a turkey timer or pregnancy test works. Using the syringe, inject the spores at a location of your choice on your body and watch the cyst grow. Depending on the type of cyst you are growing and how big you want it the book gives you an acurate time frame of when to harvest the the cyst. They called it harvesting but for all intents and purposes we can call it popping.
There was a coupon in the box which I left for a discount on other spores which are compatable with the kit I sent you. Some of the wonderful spores you can purchase are:
1. Plantar warts
2. Avian flu virus (so the whole family can share)
3. Ringworm (very expensive one)
4. Genital warts (for that special someone)
5. Psoriasis (the ultimate in skin art)
There is also the reading series they recommended:
1. Perfecting the ingrown hair
2. A dirty toilet is your friend (a childrens bedtime story)
3. Can I pick your nose and eat it (a childrens short story)
4. Are you going to finish that puke? (my personal favorite)
If anyone else would like information about this kit please PM me or contact Emilbus.
thanks.................CystFace
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