Quote from Cystface:
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I answered this question before:
"First take a sewing needle and go to the corner gas station and go into the bathroom. Then rub the needle under the toilet where it looks as though it has not been cleaned in years. Then stick the needle into the area of your body where you want the infection. Be sure to stick the need way in and make sure you have plently of smelly toilet goo on the needle when you do. Finally take a dab of super glue and seal the entrance of where the needle was inserted to make sure none of the wonderful bacteria bleeds out.
I bet in no time you would have some great pus oozing out. Make sure you don't go to the hospital or doctor because you want to get the maximum effect. Also make sure you have a good video camera so we can all watch you squeezing it later.
I would suggest that if you are, say, left handed that you do this on th opposite side of your body. This is because when they amputate the infected part you can still type of PTZ."
"Oh, and if you like Dr J's stuff the same principle applies. Grab a Q-tip and rub it under the toilet at the corner gas station. Then put the Q-tip deep into your nose or into your ear (not too deep into the ear as you need to be careful of the ear drum). Rub it around and then wait. Make sure you don't blow your nose or shower for 24 hours after the application. In a few short days you will have more than you could have hoped for. As before make sure you have a quality video camera and a person to film."
Disclaimer: This and my previous post are parodies. I accept no resposibilty for the damage anyone might cause who might be stupid enough to actually try this.
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don't worry i don't believe in suing. If anything I should pay you for an awesome idea!!!!
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