http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross Why are we talking about this!! Zits!! Arghh!!!!! en-US Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:02:59 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/search.php http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross/page/2#post-2469 Sat, 12 Dec 2009 19:43:03 +0000 pussnstuff 2469@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>Damn Inna, that was some tale of your tail. </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross/page/2#post-2461 Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:19:23 +0000 Innaffitoften 2461@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>Keep on laughing Squirt, it's good for the soul. I seem to be on a roll, keeping you laughing these days! Many hugs to you today (((hugs)))! </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross/page/2#post-2435 Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:31:45 +0000 Anonymous 2435@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>I call this my place, Chrisa.. Im one of the long timers, and I just feel so @ home. Hope you do too. I get very upset when folks go away as they sometimes do, and I rejoice when they pop back up. I love to see new folks come along. many do, and some stay. I love PTZ not so much for the content, but for the people. You are very welcome, I can understand keeping your friend's identity private. </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross/page/2#post-2424 Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:12:58 +0000 chrisa 2424@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>mother "e" thats so sweet of you to say (xmas avatar) it is actually from last new years when my ex was down visiting, we are very close still. he was in the pic as well, but to preserve his privacy and dignity, LOL! i cropped him out.</p> <p>i mean who in their right mind would expose themselves for real on a zit site!!?? LMAO! ;)<br /> hell i don't care who knows i am here, my family thinks i am sick for coming here or talking about it. so i must stay in the zit closet around them. </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross/page/2#post-2393 Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:20:18 +0000 squirt 2393@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>OMFG Tiff!!! I just read your story and laughed so loud that I woke my husband (laying beside me) up. Ok, you're starting to freak me out!!! I love paramedics and firefighters!!! Most of them are pretty cute, and let me tell you what, for some reason in Germany I have never seen an ugly paramedic. </p> <p>I still can't get over the sentence that you told your hubby that your ass came out! Ok I am laughing again. My husbands gonna kill me! </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross/page/2#post-2365 Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:36:21 +0000 Anonymous 2365@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>Poor Darlin! Tiff, I have pushed many prolapses back to where they belong. Bowel has constant movement called peristalsis. The trick is gently message the colon until it gets in sync with the major part of the colon, and it literally slips back in very easily! Now a constipated one must be cleansed first, oh well. no one ever said being a nurse is elegant.Screaming is wrong you must speak smoothly and evenly generate a trust attitude. Now you know one of my many dirty little secrets!</p> <p>Chrisa your new Christmas avatar is beautiful! </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross/page/2#post-2349 Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:27:13 +0000 chrisa 2349@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>that is one nasty looking bum! "RECTUM DAMN, NEAR KILLED HIM!" </p> <p>;) </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross/page/2#post-2348 Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:21:14 +0000 chrisa 2348@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>wow INNA! that enema/grandma thing reminds me of the movie "sybil" with sally field.</p> <p>sorry to hear you are having so much pain. i also take copious quantities of pain meds, hydromorph-contin 30 mgs, 3 times a day and 2 percocets up to 8 times a day for break through pain. man, am i constipated all the time! it is worse since i quit smoking too, i guess i don't get the carbon and caffiene boost in the morning like i used to. i still drink my 2 coffees, but that doesn't quite do it.</p> <p>i make bran muffuns from a mix i buy at the "bulk barn" and add extra wheat bran and wheat germ to the recipe and that works, talk about "colon blow"!!! i have found that it i chew a piece of nicorette gum when i am having a craving for a smoke, that gets things moving as well. i keep the gum around for emergencies and during the holidays there are many stressful moments, family can make you so insane some times, LOL!!!</p> <p>anyway INNA, if you'd like my recipe, i can email it to you here i guess. i sent you a response to your email to me months ago and never heard back.</p> <p>take care of yourself there INNA,<br /> chrisa </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2347 Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:09:38 +0000 Innaffitoften 2347@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>sorry, I didn't check that for typos, it's bowel movement, not vowel. Sounded like I was telling a Sesame Street tale! lol! </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2346 Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:06:06 +0000 Innaffitoften 2346@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>Okay, time to come clean...I cannot believe that i am doing this. I have Chron's disease. I also take major amounts of narcotic pain meds. The meds constipate me. The Chron's causes the other. I have to maintain a delicate balance of stool softeners, and occasional, we'll say "other" things to keep a somewhat "normal" bowel movement schedule. It's difficult. I either walk around with a rotting gut of shit, or spend days rushing to the toilet. I am much better at keepin it under control now, but about a year ago...<br /> I was pushing and pushing, you get the idea. I couldn't figure out why it felt like I had a giant turd hanging out of my rear after wiping it gently with a wet wipe. Upon a minimul amount of inspection, I realized that it was not a turd, it was my ass-hole. I FREAKED OUT, needless to say. I have had some rear end issues for quite some time. I honestly believe that I suffered abuse at the hands of a very Okie grandmother who was either a pervert, a very wicked woman, or at least seriously misinformed. I have spoken to others of my general age who said that they had grandmothers that would also stick an enema or a suppository up their ass for things like a headache (seriously) and none of us can figure out WHAT the deal was with them. Anyway, I never told on her, I don't know why, but I learned never to complain about ANY kind of illness around her, that's for sure. I think she damaged my ass permanently w/her disgusting fascination with vowel movements. She is why I believe that I have Chron's in the 1st place. Not an educated guess, in any way, shape, or form, just trying to find someone to blame for this hideous malady.<br /> Anyway, I called to my hubby (poor guy) and screamed that i thought my ass had come out, and he wanted to see. There was no way in HELL, but I couldn't even walk, it felt as tho' there was a 4x4 shoved up my ass and hanging out. So what did this grown woman w/two kids of her own do at 10pm at nite, call her mommy, of course! I had pretty much no shame when it came to my butt by then, but my hubby is still an off limits thing. I'd like to seem sexy to him SOMETIMES! When I was younger, I had a left lateral internal sphincterotomy. Meaning I had a fissure on my butt that wouldn't heal, so they went in under general anesthesia and cut my sphincter to stop it from spasming, and driving me stark raving nuts, as I was already on the brink because I'd been dealing with it for 5-6 months. Imagine thinking about your ass 24/7 for weeks, months on end, having MD's misdiagnose you, and put those "looking inside your butt tools" in me over and over, when it was the worst thing that they could have done for a fissure. Anyway, the fissure healed, and on came the Chron's and all of it's glory.<br /> My mom arrived at my house to find me laying at the French doors in my kitchen begging for a smoke, because I was sure I waas going to the hospital, and wouldn't be smoking anywhere for a while, let alone illegally (by my own rules) inside...with 1/2 or what seemed to me like 1/2 of my ass hanging out of my butt hole. She asked to see, and the look on her face sent me into a hysterical bawling fit/temper tantrum, the likes of which no two year old has ever seen. As I smoked, and was being bitched at by mom (smoking was the last thing that I needed ...why? I don't know), and trying to decide if I was going to let cute ambulance drivers into my home to tell them what the problem was, or if I was able to get into the car ( the better scenario, even if it was more painful for me) as far as I was concerned. I have a thing for firemen and paramedics. lol! It seemed to go back in by itself, so I went to the MD the next day. I had ANOTHER fissure, this time cured by nitrogylerin cream (oh! the headaches! that you get from smearing it on your ass to encourage blood flow and healing). I make sure to take my fiber, stool softeners, and try to minimize morphine intake if at all possible, to keep this from ever happening again, as my chances of actually having something like THAT happen to me have risen signigicantly.<br /> It was THE most horrifying thing that has happened to me, and remember I had already had surgery on my sphincter, so it was bad! I will absolutely DIE if i ever have to have this surgery, I live in fear of it! Dale asked how I could even watch it. It was like having an out-of-body experience, the terror level was THAT high! I am<br /> I have never shoved anything in my butt, it is an exit only part of my body, so I am still blaming my dead grandmother. I would not wish that evening on anyone! Nor the MD appt, the next day, where they have a special "chair" that puts you in a "butt up" position, like a baby sleeping with it's legs tucked under itself. Horrifying, to say the least.<br /> So, my friends, take your fiber, and do not strain when going #2. If you have to hold your breath, you are pushing too hard, that's what I was told anyway.<br /> Great story, eh? Now you know my dirty little secret, one of them anyway. Being sick sucks. Ass issues suck even worse. </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2278 Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:19:55 +0000 Anonymous 2278@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>Yep an oldie for sure Kat and Yes bob, Methaqualone is the same. I fear for people that stick needles in their arms. Not only for the overly obvious reasons, disease. These folks have no idea what the carriers are and what they will form in their veins. Little balls of sticky ooze that will certainly travel along and possibly kill a body. </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2270 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:58:41 +0000 kat 2270@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>i know it as mandrax<br /> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methaqualone" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methaqualone</a> </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2264 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:22:08 +0000 jumbob 2264@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>I don't remember the name "mandrex", mother-e. Was it a hypnotic/sedative like methaqualone? </p> <p>I do remember a make-do narcotic cocktail used in the 70's by junkies in the South when they couldn't get heroin. It was a mix called "T's and blues" and was Talwin (Pentazocine in the days before they began mixing it with an antagonist) and a blue antihistamine pill the name of which I forget. Talwin was meant for oral use, and was probably close to oral Demerol in effect. But the junkies would crush the two pills and mix with a little water and then shoot it. The injected mixture gave the users the drowsy "on the nod" effect similar to that of heroin. </p> <p>But its side effects were actually worse than heroin, because of all the crud used as binders in the pills. Although dissolved when injected, the binders would coagulate into tiny balls of wax or chalk, and would wind up forming a blockage somewhere in the body. Often the lungs, sometimes in capillaries. Amputations were not unheard of for T's and blues users. At least with heroin, if the product was cut with Mannitol and not strychnine or chalk, "all" you got was a ginormous opioid addiction. And all kinds of sepsis and vein collapse from months or years of mainlining eight or ten times a day. </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2241 Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:24:23 +0000 Anonymous 2241@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>Oh Stuff, I think at least half of the original members of the Band have left us. I heard them do Curtis Lowe with Johnny Winter, what a blast. The music melted me.. not such a big fan of Blind melon. I know Shannon Hoon could certainly wail. God called him home as well. Dang, when I get there I want to hear 3 little birds, amongst others. Heck theres just too many, Ball and chain, sugar magnolia, shoot AJ we'll have eternity! I have a silly question for ya, was Johnny Appleseed a real person? </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2239 Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:56:27 +0000 pussnstuff 2239@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>Indiana...a lovely place to visit. Home of the Indianopolis 500 &#38; also known as the "Mother of Vice Presidents." Lots of well known folks can claim Indiana as their birthplace, James Dean, Red Skelton, Shelley Long, Michael Jackson &#38; I think Jane Pauley is from there as well. The band, Blind Melon, is from Indiana. If you eat apples that were raised in Iniana, chances are it's kin to a tree that Johnny Appleseed planted.<br /> Loved reading about Garmany's "tale." Thanks Jbob for taking the time to tell us. </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2231 Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:32:48 +0000 Anonymous 2231@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>oh Jbob, remember mandrex?? Trippy stuff.. </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2230 Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:30:17 +0000 Anonymous 2230@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>The most heartbreaking town, I thought was Gary. Ruined, in my opinion, from bad governmental decisions like so many. I found the people, even so, lighthearted and friendly. It is my prayers to witness the rebirth of our own.<br /> I really get disgusted trying to buy clothes. A medium American woman is the equivalent to an extra large oriental! What to do? </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2229 Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:42:50 +0000 Anonymous 2229@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>jumbob,</p> <p>I do very much know and love "Breaking Away" as Indiana University in Bloomington is my alma mater!</p> <p>Thanks for the kind words about my little state. I won't pretend to think that we are all "good feelin" as those movies represent us to be, but I do think we have our fair share. Sometimes I feel like I stick out oddly as a liberal/independent in such a red state, but we did turn blue this past election for the first time in eons! </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2210 Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:55:14 +0000 jumbob 2210@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>hOOZEr, no offense intended against the great state of Indiana. Garmany left the beautiful state of Indiana more than 25 years ago, and as far as I know has been back only when he crossed the airspace whne he was transfered to progressively more secure prisons. I don't think he was ever housed at the Terre Haute US Penitentiary.</p> <p>Indiana must a very neat place, going by the movies about or set in it,: "A Christmas Story", Hoosiers" and "Rudy" just to name a few. To me the finest of them all (but just barely beating out "A Christmas Story") is "Breaking Away". You likely know it, since IIRC it was filmed in Bloomington in the Summer of '78. It's one of my very favorites of all time, with the classic themes of coming of age, working-class townies vs. rich college kids, and the triumph of the underdog. But while it is sweet, sentimental and nostalgic, it doesn't sink to schlock or schmaltz. Simply a great film, which IMO represents Indiana very well. </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2194 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:23:48 +0000 Anonymous 2194@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>Oh wow... seems to me you would have to have previous activity to prepare the rectum for that kind of external "load"...that seems like a pretty abnormal amount for the rectum to easily carry!</p> <p>Also, I hope to provide a little redemption for my state. As an inhabitant of the state of Indiana and thereby a Hoosier, we are a much better bunch than that -- he does not represent the majority. </p> <p>:) </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2186 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:25:47 +0000 jumbob 2186@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>The mind indeed boggles.....</p> <p>Edit: All this rear-ending reminded of me of another bit of fun out of my past. Well, not MY past, but something I was involved in. In the mid-to-late 80's I was involved in the prosecution of a major drug-trafficking organization headed up by a Hoosier by the name of Harold J. Garmany. After he was convicted and sentenced to "real life", Garmany was moved to Leavenworth and eventually I think to the "Supermax" prison in Florence Colorado, where the truly troublesome and dangerous prisoners of the federal prison system are housed (like Unabomber Ted Kaczynski, and abortion-clinic-bomber/police-officer-killer and survivalist Robert Eric Rudolph - another guy I wound up chasing and prosecuting). </p> <p>Back to Garmany - while awaiting trial he was held in a regular federal prison and had the usual visiting privileges. Visits were fairly lax in 1984 compared to today, and Garmany worked out a way to keep supplied with drugs in prison. He had his lawyer and girlfriends, who were all later convicted too, buy a particular brand of cigar that came in a plastic tube and had a plug top. They would cut the top half of the tube off so that the plug would still fit. It would make a 3" container. Garmany had his people stuff several of those babies full of pot, coke, heroin and quaaludes (hey, ludes were as popular then as X is now). Then he'd have them wrap and carefully tape a condom around the tube and lube it liberally with KY, Vaseline, etc. </p> <p>The rule about lawyer visits with prisoners at the time was that anything marked "legal material" the guards could only pass through a magnetometor, not searc by hand or x-ray. So Garmany's lawyer would put several of these lubed babies, which were called "keisters", in his briefcase, and then during the would sit across a table from Garmany. There was only one guard in the visit room, and no video observation at the time. So as the guard's attention was diverted, he would slip Garmany a tube. Garmany had already slit the seam in the seat of his pants, leaving a slit a few inches long, and he would quickly slide that baby in there. His record was seven. Imagine that: seven 3" tubes. His lawyer later testified that he joked to Garmany that if the prison population found out he could take 7 keisters, he'd be a very, very popular guy. Garmany didn't think that was funny at all. </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2183 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:07:52 +0000 Vlood 2183@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>Halph I have to ask how the hell does that happen? </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2181 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:49:00 +0000 Halph Staph 2181@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>Jumbob - loved your post. Informative, and funny. My ex-mother-in-law is an ER doc, so I was regaled, usually at dinner time with many a story of "You would not believe..."</p> <p>One of those stories concerned a very large, uh, vibrator, not lodged too far up the rectum, oh no. It was lodged in the BLADDER.</p> <p>I don't think I need to narrate how that could happen.</p> <p>Talk about a DEFINITE exit ONLY!</p> <p>~ H.S. </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2172 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:32:27 +0000 jumbob 2172@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>Regarding the "too much bum fun" as a cause of rectal prolapse. It seems to me that longterm fun in and of itself wouldn't pose much of a problem, unless there was a, er, capacity problem. However, where the traffic controller was letting a whole bunch of big rigs travel in the wrong lane; especially if the drivers were ignoring the load restrictions, like on those tunnel and bridge signs that say "No rigs higher/wider/heavier than x", then there could be problems. I suppose after that kind of abuse (call it "penile miles". Okay, "yards". "Feet"? ) the highway would need significant repair and rebuilding. </p> <p>In addition to some of the causes mentioned (weakening of the sphincter muscles and ligaments because of advanced age; increased pressure and strain caused by pregnancy and childbirth; longterm straining at stool, whether associated with chronic constipation or not; chronic diarrhea, etc.); having a lower gut full of worms and parasites can do it too. It does not bear thinking about how having a few pounds of intestinal parasites can lead to a permanently prolapsed rectum. </p> <p>These remind me of the tales I head from ER nurses about people (usually men, but not always) who came in because of some tool or implement they "fell on in the shower" or some other place where they happened to have their pants off. I never had any of those cases myself, but almost all of the regular ER personnel had several stories of men who stuck with some completely ridiculous story about how a 16-oz glass soda bottle, or an 18-inch screwdriver, came to be trapped in their rectum. Just try to figure the odds of a fall (while naked) in which a huge screwdriver somehow remained upright and was in the perfect spot so that there were no cuts, scratches or any other sign of its violent insertion into the human body. Amazing. But they came up with all manner of wacky shower repair stories, or amazing slip and fall tales, and they stuck to 'em. </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2147 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:45:49 +0000 kat 2147@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>ok pimplepoppinmama,how do i pm you or email?<br /> or are you friends with PTZ on fb,by any chance? </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2140 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:24:39 +0000 Anonymous 2140@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>oh halph, the second diddy well OMG, He showed his face! Bill was a slim man, but he used to like to do the twist for my entertainment! It was great! Any of you ladies out there wanna see something hilarious (I thought cute as hell) have your companion, while he is nude, do the twist with enthusiasm! </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2139 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:21:13 +0000 Vlood 2139@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>Not going to lie I have seen many many a prolapses in my day but this is the first I have seen as far as the I guess you would say "after" part of them. Cheers to you H.S. </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2138 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:18:59 +0000 Anonymous 2138@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>eeew, yep, I guess in my arena, it just never came to pass, so that thought evaded me.. In my E.R. rotation in school, the staff assured me they seen some damage caused by unimaginable bum fun. Lucky them! hee hee </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2135 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:54:07 +0000 Anonymous 2135@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>Oh my... I certainly agree on this one being on the gross side! I was wondering at first if this was a person! That was so awful. Would straining because of constipation be a cause as well?<br /> Kat? uh... can I ask what ya do in that industry? Just curious as I am sure everyone else is now as well! You can whisper it (email) and I won't tell! Promise! </p> http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/topic/whats-grosser-than-gross#post-2134 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:57:36 +0000 Halph Staph 2134@http://www.popthatzit.com/zit-forums/ <p>Somehow I knew you would say bum fun. Of course, bum fun is fun to say! lol. Although bum fun is not quite my cup of tea, and speaking of tea, I am also not into tea bagging. lmao. OK, that was enuf T.M.I. for the day.</p> <p>Cheers!<br /> ~ H.S.</p> <p>PS - here is another video, not so much gross as just weird and funny!</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvOwnpoFFMI&#38;feature=player_embedded" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvOwnpoFFMI&#38;feature=player_embedded</a> </p>