Zits On Top Of Zits

Zits on top of zits… every PTZ’ers fantasy!

This man decided to shave off his goatee and found a rash of zits on top of zits! His grandma calls it “razz’n”.

So he couldn’t take the pressure in his chin anymore and decided to do something about it. Out comes an sterile blade and one cut into his chin. Since it’s stinky, one must conclude that it’s infected.

Since it is zit upon zit, I thought he would make more cuts, but this is still a good video. Enjoy!

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“Puss filled pimple popped chin infection razor used as Lancet on camera looks like I had a Bruce Campbell implant for a super hero chin replacement.”

RUNTIME: 2min 54sec

TITLE: “Escape of the Crimson Chin.mp4″
YT INFO: Published on May 13,2012 by Hall Jon

20 Comments on “Zits On Top Of Zits

  1. Deb p aka @lovesalsa says:

    Why do so many people spell it “puss?” A pet peeve of mine…

    Anyhoo, he sorta got on my nerves, don’t know why…some good gack flops but there was soooooooo much more!

    Good find, ZO!

  2. His finger looks like it has residue from Cheetos on it.

    1. Pick_That_Puppy says:

      It DOES look like Cheetos!
      I used to love them, but I had to stop eating them. They turned my penis yellow.

      1. sabeth17 says:

        That is T M I

  3. Popthatpus says:

    His Gramma actually calls it a “Risin'”. It’s basically Georgia slang for a boil. This looked like it was actually more of a carbuncle, though, because there was the one big one, but it looked like there were a lot of little heads in the area, too. And was anyone else squicking out that he wiped the pus off with his hand, then immediately used that same hand to shut off the sink WITHOUT WASHING HIS HANDS FIRST?? This, my dear fellow popologists, is how infection spreads.

    1. I was going to say the same thing re: rising. One of the MD’s video’s translated that for us :)

  4. fraulein says:

    Yeah, I was wondering why this guy wasn’t wiping the gunk away with a tissue or washcloth or paper towel instead of his FINGER! Gross! And THEN, he picked up his wife’s TOOTHBRUSH and touched the faucet levers/knobs, all without washing his hands! I can’t believe this guy didn’t know any better! Yuck! What a piggy!

    1. MistressOfSqueeze says:

      He prolly doesn’t wash his hands after takin’ a leak, either.

  5. C’mon Man, 2 hands on that sucker!!!
    Excellent find Zit Obsessed!!!

  6. Meanwhile, he’s pushing out the pus with one finger while holding the box cutter in the same hand as the blade is being waved around his neck.

  7. pusareus says:

    This guy did not stop talking for one second. He is darn lucky that the box cutter didn’t slip or he might have lost his tongue. Is it any wonder that so many docs are fond of general anesthetics or at least a syringeful of midazolam.

  8. Put down the cutter and use the thumb please! Two fingers would have improved the show.

    1. You are totally right!!! :/

  9. I love that Blue’s Clues is playing in the background!

    1. I was going to say the same thing!:P

  10. NMGAPAOH says:

    All that built up pus pressure, must have felt such a relief get it out. In-grown hairs maybe?

  11. hope he changes his razor often, if not the chin will rise again,lol and yes it is a risin here too,lol, not only in Georgia

  12. Thanks for the post, Zit Obsessed. I can make it through the most complicated surgery without pause, but the way he was so nonchalant scooping it with his fingers made me wanta gack. I hope he heals up in spite of himself.

  13. I couldn’t help but laugh when the Blue’s Clue’s mail song ended and he just happened to say “Gross” immediately after.

  14. wobblerlorri says:

    I dunno, I liked the guy. He seems really funny. Yeah, he should have used gloves and put down the blade and got on that thing with two hands, but overall a likeable dude.

    What his granny should have told him is to put a hot poultice on it with some black drawing salve, then when it had come to a head, take a Co-Cola bottle, put a piece of burning paper in it, and slap it on the risin’ real quick.

    Woulda pulled allll that guck outta there in one smooth move.

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