72 responses

  1. BigTull
    January 26, 2013

    That BTE had a massive payload and endless loculations!!! I hope we get to see more from this ear in the future!!!
    Excellent find and congratulations on your first post Fedkatheconvict!!!

    • Leasa
      January 26, 2013

      agreed!!

    • mrtasteless
      January 27, 2013

      Epic! Velocity, volume – viciously vivisected.

      PTZ at its best!

  2. Kerryn
    January 26, 2013

    Big Tull, you are so right! A close to perfect BTE for a 1st post-bravo, standing ovation, Fedkatheconvict!!! (The convict in your name-does that make you an Aussie?). Man, that cyst was so big it was like a BTE & FTE in one! And the squirts! The chunks! The pockets popping out more thick wonderful BTE cheese! I’m in heaven. You’re my hero Fedkatheconvict-congratulations on one of the best 1st posts EVER!!!! :)

  3. Kerryn
    January 26, 2013

    Oops, forgot to add 5/5 & straight to faves-I get so excited & start doing the happy dance with BTE’s, I don’t know how I’m going to sleep now!

  4. pokat70
    January 26, 2013

    this is an awesome video!!! great cyst, nice nails, payload on white tee!!! :)

  5. unclelarry
    January 26, 2013

    That’s one of the best BTE vids ever! Whatta payload! Great post Fedka. Welcome to the neighborhood. :)

  6. NMGAPAOH
    January 26, 2013

    You knocked it out of the park for a grand slam home run!!!!!!!!

    Where is it all coming from??? WOW – that made my weekend. Every time she touched it – squirt, squirt, squirt – no tiny releases but volcano expulsions! They must be PTZers to show all the cheeze loaded on his white t-shirt!!

    World Series and Super Bowl post!

    • insatiable
      January 27, 2013

      OMG! I hope they at least cut the t-shirt off of him! That cheese was EVERYWHERE on his shirt.

      EPIC video!!!

      • dripper
        January 28, 2013

        I wonder how much they would get if they tried to sell the shirt on E-Bay!
        I agree Standing O…Fedka

  7. zdvy
    January 26, 2013

    I can’t really explain it but the earlobe is one of my favorite locations for a cyst/pimple, they just never seem to dissapoint. This thing just kept on giving. That clean white shirt with all the ‘droppings’ is a thing of beauty.
    Thanks for sharing.

  8. Pick_That_Puppy
    January 26, 2013

    You’re gonna have ta boil that ear, shirt, and them fingernails……..

  9. murry
    January 26, 2013

    That’s a 5 on my scorecard.
    Great bedside manner from the nurse!!!!

  10. Deb p
    January 26, 2013

    OK I must have died and went to zit paradise, this is 100% my favorite and worthy of the most OMGs EVER!

  11. 3cysterscafe
    January 26, 2013

    Holy cow!! I am in love with the now new best BTE video of all time!! Everything about this video was Magnificent! From the Copious amounts of Chunky, stringy, cheddar cheese to popping all over that nice pressed white t-shirt to her Seductively, silky,velvety, and very pleasant voice! This was as Pleasurable to watch as it was to listen too! Simple 5/5 to give here, no question about it! And forget about your very first post, hell this was better than any veterans post that i have ever come across! Great job Fedkatheconvict! You rock the house!

  12. Squeezer
    January 26, 2013

    Great find, Fed. Kudos to the squeezer for finding the perfect garment for the patient.

  13. beamer
    January 26, 2013

    Boy Fedka, you sure have all the BTE freaks a-quivvering! It was a fine video–and yes, the blue fingernailed lady did a swell job, in spite of my misgivings about past “nail-poppers”. VERY nice post, Fedka!

  14. FedkaTheConvict
    January 26, 2013

    Thanks for the welcome everyone; glad you appreciated this find. Although I’ve never submitted anything before I go back quite a ways. I started out years ago in the Zit Fetish group on Live Journal. It was quite a surprise to find that so many other people shared my secret love of zits (back then there wasn’t video, only stories). Then this site came along and most people migrated from LJ, and this eventually outgrew the older group. I mostly just lurk and watch the submissions although there are several I’ve found that I don’t think are on this site.

    Kerryn, I’m not Aussie; my “handle” comes from a character in a Dostoyevsky novel.

    • Deb p
      January 27, 2013

      Please submit those you don’t think are on this site, oh great one, pretty please, with green pus on top?

    • Kerryn
      January 29, 2013

      Thanks Fedka, anyone from “Down Under” who was referred to as a convict was usually a poverty stricken person shipped over from the UK in the 18-1900’s for stealing a loaf of bread or a potato! It seems that the majority of PTZer’s are American (who I love!) but it would be nice to know if there is a few other Aussies around. Well thanks again for my now all time fave post & for educating me re the literature of Dostoyevsky :)

  15. popfiend
    January 26, 2013

    Fedka, that was amazing!! I felt like one of the family, not that I could understand much of what they were saying. When it ended, I wanted an invitation for the next round, because it looked like there was loads more in there!

  16. LadySquirt
    January 26, 2013

    How in the world could all of that be in there? GREAT FIND!!!!

  17. Pat O
    January 26, 2013

    Wow! The cyst that keeps on giving! Love the pus, love the squirts, love the nails, love the popper’s gentle voice, love the BTE, love the video! Great find, Fedka. Welcome to the poster’s club! :-)

  18. Lou-Pus
    January 26, 2013

    Holy Virgin of Fatima! That thing was so pregnant with sebum the sac went clear across the earlobe to the front. Did everyone see how what was a bump on the other side of the earlobe from where the popper was squeezing had turned into an indentation by the end of the video? This was fun to watch. The only thing I would have wanted to see was more of the T-shirt with drippings at the end. They reminded me of candle wax drippings. Ah–the religious imagery that permeates my mind and soul at this time, after having experienced such a heavenly vision…

  19. pussrn
    January 26, 2013

    AMAZING. I have no words, except replay, replay, replay!

  20. zinny
    January 26, 2013

    That thing had to sound like an atomic bomb to that guy.

  21. prunesquallor
    January 26, 2013

    Wow. This baby seemed to fill up as fast as the popper could evacuate it. It started out with a bump on either side of the ear lobe too. The front went down for the count first, while the rear was on the ropes till the end. Too bad we didn’t get to see the sac showing itself too. But all this is merely nit picking, as any video with this much cheese, is headed to an honoured place on my favourite list. Thanks muchly Fedkatheconvict. Good handle by the way. Keep finding vids of this caliber, and you may hold a place of honour on PTZ. Pop on people
    Caio Prunesquallor

  22. kristen
    January 26, 2013

    The daughter/popper was SO kind and patient, I loved not just the endless payload but listening to her talk to and seemingly reassure her father through the process. Favorite!

  23. rosy
    January 26, 2013

    Fedka, congratulations on finding and posting this amazing video. It made my week!

    One of the great injustice of life is that I’ve never been able to grow a beautiful thing like this. It makes me sad… :(

  24. Mac Daddy
    January 26, 2013

    A nice little sac to be had in that ear .He will have repeats for sure.Great post !

  25. comedoness
    January 27, 2013

    That was a thing of true beauty. The first squirt, that redecorated his shirt, was a classic!

  26. wondernurse
    January 27, 2013

    Awesome BTE! I LOVE the nails!!!! His shirt ended up looking like a craft project gone wrong!! LOL!

  27. Twinz
    January 27, 2013

    WOW!!! BTE has always been my favorite. This man’s cyst was epic in the amount of pus that came out. Great find FedkaTheConvict. I look forward to more of your posts.
    Does anyone know the language? I sure was beautiful to listen to.

  28. spitzer
    January 27, 2013

    *swoons*

  29. rahmquark
    January 27, 2013

    The residue on the shirt is hereby declared to have been painted by Pablo Pus-Casso. They should have plastified it and donate it to a museum.

  30. Rose
    January 27, 2013

    Omg what a cyst. I reakon that has to be the best place to get cysts cause ya can get right under the cyst. That payload was jaw dropping. The squirts, not being afraid of it and no screaming and so on has made it the best so far this year. I always love seeing where it ends up. Just wish they showed it at the end. Looking forward to the next one

  31. medic8or
    January 27, 2013

    You my friend have found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
    If that was mine, I would have that T-shirt framed because nobody would believe me.
    Then again it would never be mine as I would have squeezed the hell out of it long ago.

  32. austinclaire
    January 27, 2013

    Congratulations on a great first post, Fedka! That was quite a find.
    I had the volume off- I assume women of that age will be screamers/gaggers, but it’s nice to know a few are not. That was quite a cyst, and quite a payload- I do love those squirters, and that one had plenty of squirts. It seemed like there was no more, but she found more to squeeze, and made me very happy!
    Did that look like a *really* infected piercing to anyone else?

  33. crazy4cyst
    January 27, 2013

    that was some grand ole popping

  34. Vickie Lail
    January 27, 2013

    A new personal favorite! Great post!!

  35. fizzycyst
    January 27, 2013

    That voice! Those hands! I’m in love!

    Oh yeah, the goo was good too.

  36. Deb p
    January 27, 2013

    Please…help…can’t…stop…watching…hypnotized…mesmerized…

  37. Gael
    January 27, 2013

    Amazing quanitity out of that thing. It just didn’t look like it would contain that much. Her soothing voice was something different from the sometimes loud, OTT hysterics of the drama queens (male and female) in these videos.

  38. popper01
    January 27, 2013

    Now that truely was an era gusher/cheese factory!

  39. fraulein
    January 28, 2013

    That was BEAUTIFUL! I was having a field-day sitting here watching those blue fingernails continue to squeeze and squeeze and squeeze! It just wouldn’t stop! Ahhh! I’m on cloud 9.

  40. wbinlv
    January 29, 2013

    Man, that sucker was PACKED!!! (I haven’t read any of the comments, so I’m probably doing some repeating.) It’s just been a long time since I’ve seen such a good BTE vid!! I’ll bet H.S. REALLY enjoyed it, to say the least, I know I sure did!!! Thank you, Fedcat!! :)

    • wbinlv
      January 29, 2013

      P.S. I have nail polish almost the exact color blue, and I like it ALOT!!!! :)

  41. wylderose
    January 30, 2013

    Wonderful stuff!! :-D

  42. squeezmerite
    January 30, 2013

    that was the millenium falcon of BTE’s… peew! peew-peew-peew! peew!
    LOVE it!

  43. Gliss-PussBliss
    January 30, 2013

    EXCELLENT VIDEO , FedkaTheConvict!!!!

    Congratulations on your 1st post!!
    Hope they are all as good as this one!

  44. Mary Kat Boothby
    January 31, 2013

    Wow, just WOW!

  45. fraulein
    January 31, 2013

    I KNOW there was still more left in that ear! This is my new favorite video! I lost track of how many times in a row I just played it. :D This truly is better than anything else in the world. Better than sex by far, but not as good as a nice long back-scratch. LOL

  46. brp
    January 31, 2013

    it was like a small cannon!

  47. Deb p
    February 1, 2013

    Hey watch where yer pointin that thang, yer gonna put somebody’s eye out!

  48. zittylover
    February 2, 2013

    cannot see the video…. marked “private”…. huuuu

  49. wylderose
    February 2, 2013

    Also cannot see video (see above comment) This happens quite a lot to me, don’t know why???

  50. Deb p
    February 2, 2013

    You’re not going to believe this…went on YouTube and its been re-uploaded feb 1st and they blocked out the first squirt, the best one! Only thing I can think of is YouTube thought it looked like a nipple (which it really did, it was soooo ripe) that he had to fix it or they would ban it. Here’s the link:

    http://youtu.be/akSFNqSaOH0

    I downloaded the original in mp4 format if anyone is interested…I HAD to have that one for myself!

    And FYI he’s from Brazil so they are speaking Brazilian Portuguese!

    • Dr. Len in Hoover Alabama
      February 2, 2013

      Deb…would you please email that one to me? lengill@charter.net

      Thanks

      • Deb p
        February 2, 2013

        Will do later 2nite!

    • Gliss-PussBliss
      February 3, 2013

      Deb, You should email it to someone on the Staff of PTZ. Then they can put the original back up?

    • zittylover
      February 3, 2013

      thank youuuu :)

    • Mary Reed
      February 3, 2013

      Thanks Deb,
      that was delightful, loved those blue nails!
      ~ Mary ~

  51. Deb p
    February 2, 2013

    Watched the whole thing and they blurred out a LOT of the video for what I don’t know!

  52. zittylover
    February 3, 2013

    it must feel a fucking smell!
    to burst the dead!
    lol

  53. zittylover
    February 3, 2013

    ZIT : F.U.C.K.I.N.G. haha

  54. yankeedoodlepus
    February 4, 2013

    What a wonderful bedtime BTE story.
    I nominate it for our Top Ten of 13. Magnificent. Glorious.
    Stupendous.

  55. Deb p
    February 4, 2013

    i put it in my photobucket, don’t know if you can download it…

    http://s156.beta.photobucket.com/user/lovesalsa1/media/bestearcyst_zpsb2bb51ff.mp4.html

    deb

  56. Deb p
    March 23, 2013

    Can’t get enough of this one…combination of perfects: perfect pro popper, calm trusting poppee, endless squirts that have astounding payload in each pop, and camera on tripod. Pure perfection! As in a good movie, it ends way too soon. Fortunately we can replay it endlessly – hip-hip-hooray!

    Absolutely PRIMO!

  57. PurpleSatin
    June 19, 2013

    I don’t know what language they’re speaking but I LOVE IT!!!!

  58. Deb p aka @lovesalsa
    July 1, 2013

    Still a perfect BTE

  59. NMGAPAOH
    August 15, 2013

    He had Stonehenge made from pus shoots! WOW! Ear looked deflated when they finished. I spied some wax build-up!

  60. Popizgood
    August 13, 2014

    Extraordinary BTE!!! The pus never stops spewing out. The gentleman is the best by allowing it to fall onto his white t-shirt. It accentuates the color and quantity of what he had in his ear. Always a good view.

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