The PTZ Advent Collection: Dec 1st “Another Biggest…”


PTZ’s 2012 ADVENT CALENDAR
December 1st
“Another World’s Biggest Zit”

nice little cyst, chunky pus and wall gets extracted, good camera work… a well done video! ~ pussbuster

**** WARNING! ****
Surgical Removal of Sebaceous Cyst…
May Involve Blood, Necrosis, or Other Disturbing Contents
Also May Contain Loud Noises of Discomfort or Pain ~
Viewer Discretion Is Advised
**** WARNING! ****

YT Commentary:
“My wife had a nasty growth on her back for a little while. I made her go to the hospital to get it checked out. I’ve seen the worlds biggest zit videos on youtube, so when the doctor sliced that growth open I realized exactly what it was. It really does smell terrible and it’s kind of gross. Enjoy.”

RUNTIME: 7min 45sec


TITLE: “Another world’s Biggest Zit”
YT INFO: Published on Oct 13, 2012 by TheTranston

36 Comments on “The PTZ Advent Collection: Dec 1st “Another Biggest…”

  1. Captain Timid is manning the scalpel. I think he’s trying to be educational, but I like it better when poppers tear into it and get the job done. Content and texture is lovely.

    1. yankeedoodlepus says:

      Captain Timid? The whole time I was screaming inside for him to get a F’ing move on! Can you imagine him working on a larger problem?

      1. OMG yes! I was wanting to yell shut up and get it already! Never seen anything so pitiful.

      2. As if they were afraid of it.

    2. justsqueezit says:

      I was thinking performance anxiety vs intern vs “If I screw up it’s on camera”?

      1. I also think that the process would look a little different if there was not a camera. But that’s okay, most of the doctors we see doing it very gently, flying chunks are very rare in the infirmary. All in all, this is a great video.

  2. On the first day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, a view into the extraction of her cyst…

    1. On the second day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst…

      1. Oh, hell, why did you guys get me started by calling this post the Advent Collection? I just head to go ahead and write the whole Twelve Days of Cyst-mas Song. My gift to the PTZ Community.

        The Twelve Days of Cyst-mas by Lou-Pus

        On the first day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, a view into the extraction of her cyst.

        On the second day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

        On the third day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, three spider bites, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

        On the fourth day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, four infected piercings, three spider bites, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

        On the fifth day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me–five botfly larvae–four infected piercings, three spider bites, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

        On the sixth day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, six blisters oozing–five botfly larvae–four infected piercings, three spider bites, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

        On the seventh day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, seven bacne zits, six blisters oozing–five botfly larvae–four infected piercings, three spider bites, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

        On the eighth day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, eight big nose blackheads, seven bacne zits, six blisters oozing–five botfly larvae–four infected piercings, three spider bites, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

        On the ninth day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, nine scoops of earwax, eight big nose blackheads, seven bacne zits, six blisters oozing–five botfly larvae–four infected piercings, three spider bites, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

        On the tenth day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, ten tonsil stones, nine scoops of earwax, eight big nose blackheads, seven bacne zits, six blisters oozing–five botfly larvae–four infected piercings, three spider bites, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

        On the eleventh day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, eleven solar comedones, ten tonsil stones, nine scoops of earwax, eight big nose blackheads, seven bacne zits, six blisters oozing–five botfly larvae–four infected piercings, three spider bites, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

        On the twelfth day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, twelve mirror splats, eleven solar comedones, ten tonsil stones, nine scoops of earwax, eight big nose blackheads, seven bacne zits, six blisters oozing–five botfly larvae–four infected piercings, three spider bites, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

      2. @ Lou Pus – shear literary genius!!!!!

  3. I love mashing and squeezing, but a nice cyst removal is a joy to behold! Right to my faves, Pussbuster! Great “bust!” Love it!

  4. That’s the consistency that I like – when the cyst contens just jolts out of the incision in little bursts with odd angular scales like some kinda small dragon writhing around, I’m sold!

  5. Thanks so much for the great post, Pussbuster! He was off to such a promising start, and then there was just the sac to tend to – I was rooting him on! To best enjoy this one, I shall just watch the first part over and over again!

  6. Pick_That_Puppy says:

    Yanking that sac out in one chunk is the only way an angel gets its wings!

    Thanks @Pussbuster

  7. Brilliant find for the first day of Christmas Pussbuster! I was a bit puzzled at the Doc’s gentle slicing technique but the results were awesome. Love that thick, chunky pus (my fave type) pop out beautifully in all directions but holding itself in a solid piece-it was a joy to behold! And the sac just came away in one piece looking like a deflated balloon (except the tiny bit at the end-didn’t matter!). That cyst was ripe & ready to be destroyed! Thanks Pussbuster for our 1st PTZ present-hope this month is truly like an advent calender & every day another fab video appears!

    1. Forgot to mention what a great bedside manner this young Dr has & a good sense of humour as well-“This one you got to go smoke a cigarette afterwards”-LMAO!!!

      1. The Dr was GREAT!!! Explaining everything he was doing and showing her what was coming out of the cyst and even giving direction on how to remove future cysts. What a sweetheart!

  8. Nice cyst but I felt like the doctor was scared of it. Or perhaps, he’d never removed one before, I just don’t know. There were a few seconds of magnificent pus, however, all the slow pulling & cutting of the sac made me kind of fidgety.

  9. are you ffffing serious!!! this has to be the worst doctoe thats if he even is one i mean WTH!!!! the entire time hes askin is that the capsule?? what do u think??? think thats skin?? i have no ffffing clue why dont you try here take a pair of scissors and ram these inside this hole i made in this patients back feel around and tell me what you think??? QUOTES what do you think ( lady ummm i dont know ) i think this might be a part of the capsule , it may not be capsule but theres no harm in it if its not , QUESTION from friend in room what are capsules made of what are they REPLY ummm just like a membrane!! DOC have you ever used a qtip and probe around in here before?? WTH!!!! Im sorry i know you dont need me to reinact everything this puss sack said but without a doubt hes the WORST OF ALL TIME!!!

    BUT……………………………… GREAT FIND AND THANX FOR THE VIDEO!!! HAPPY POPPING HOLIDAYS !!!!

  10. Very nice, chunky payload. The doc did a good job but seemed a little timid. At first I was wondering if he was lancing a cyst or disarming a bomb. But that flaky sebum was beautiful. Great find pussbuster. Going to the faves. :)

    1. 3cysterscafe says:

      Sorry, that was supposed to be a thumbs up! Please forgive me unclelarry
      :( ill try not to do that again…….. 50 slashes for me! Bad, bad girl! Lol

  11. Doc, Straight down, then cut!!! Nice and chunky too!!!
    Excellent find pussbuster!!!

  12. He has a nice manner about him, but God forbid this girl ever has a major medical problem if this is so upsetting to her. Stay healthy honey, you can’t handle it.

  13. PussBuster: Great find – in fact, I found it too, but a little late as I just submitted it this morning. I liked the fact that the doctor seemed to enjoy teaching so much that he even let the husband participate. I have a feeling that this guy is used to having med students a/o residents trailing him around on a regular basis.
    As for you, Lou-Pus, your song is amazing and actually deserves a place of its own on this site – at least for the season. Perhaps the powers that be can put it in a special place. In fact, perhaps we should start a ‘seasonal poetry and song” category in the Forums. We could have limericks and songs and all sorts of thingies to celebrate “Chrismakwanukah”. Lou, if I start a thread like that will you transfer your song there?

    1. Sure Pusareus. Glad to.

  14. Good vid.
    Thank you Lou-Pus, Your song was the best thing about the holiday season so far. Pop-allelujah!

  15. I liked this Dr. a lot. he explained what he was doing, and I liked his comment about needing a smoke afterwards, LOL!

    1. 3cysterscafe says:

      I thought that was cute too! :)

  16. Zit Obsessed says:

    I like the doctor: it’s evident that he enjoys to teach!
    However, we still do not know what the membrane is composed of.
    All in all, this was a good video: the pus appeared as a thick ball of cheese, encapsulated in the membrane. I like it when the membrane is broken and pus goes everywhere.
    Since it is an amateur video, the camerawork is passable.
    Thank you for the post. I enjoyed it.

  17. I realized at the end that the doctor was moving slowly because he was teaching an intern, student or nurse in the room. Great video!

  18. That was a great video,loved the prize that came out with the squeeze

  19. Very nice! I love the cyst Advent calendar idea, and the 12 Days of Cystmas is just genius.

    1. @ Harkonnen and Lou Pus – very innovative advent calendar. Any plans to put pics to the days? My advent calendar has a chocolate when the window is open – what would we get opening the calendar window? :) :) :)

  20. If I ever get a cyst in an area I cannot reach myself. I’d rather come to someone here @ PTZ than have that scaredy cat touch me…the whole time I was thinking cut a bigger whole, dig that f*&#^* out!

  21. lol he reminds me of my granny pauline she ramble on and on lol and be sewing at the same time slowly doing it lol but love the perfect califlower that pushed out perfect for salad topping hehehehe great post and find PUSSBUSTER smooches hugs and great big audie bear loves :)

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