This is also posted on the First Day of Advent post comments section on the PTZ Forum, but because it’s gotten some positive feedback, and to continue to get everyone in the mood for the season, here it is again.

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CYST-MAS by Lou-Pus

On the first day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, a view into the extraction of her cyst.

On the second day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

On the third day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, three spider bites, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

On the fourth day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, four infected piercings, three spider bites, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

On the fifth day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me–five botfly larvae–four infected piercings, three spider bites, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

On the sixth day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, six blisters oozing–five botfly larvae–four infected piercings, three spider bites, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

On the seventh day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, seven bacne zits, six blisters oozing–five botfly larvae–four infected piercings, three spider bites, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

On the eighth day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, eight big nose blackheads, seven bacne zits, six blisters oozing–five botfly larvae–four infected piercings, three spider bites, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

On the ninth day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, nine scoops of earwax, eight big nose blackheads, seven bacne zits, six blisters oozing–five botfly larvae–four infected piercings, three spider bites, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

On the tenth day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, ten tonsil stones, nine scoops of earwax, eight big nose blackheads, seven bacne zits, six blisters oozing–five botfly larvae–four infected piercings, three spider bites, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

On the eleventh day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, eleven solar comedones, ten tonsil stones, nine scoops of earwax, eight big nose blackheads, seven bacne zits, six blisters oozing–five botfly larvae–four infected piercings, three spider bites, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.

On the twelfth day of Cyst-mas, my true love gave to me, twelve mirror splats, eleven solar comedones, ten tonsil stones, nine scoops of earwax, eight big nose blackheads, seven bacne zits, six blisters oozing–five botfly larvae–four infected piercings, three spider bites, two ingrown toenails and a view into the extraction of her cyst.