Dear BTE Pus,
I know our relationship has been a bit strained of late. Perhaps I am too demanding of you, scouring the net looking and looking for at least one more sweet glance of you. You should never feel embarrassed – it doesn’t matter what size you are, or how much you are able to squeeze out. I love you when you are chunky, and I still care even if you are pale and runny. Just as long as I find you nestled against the back of an ear, I am content. So, please, don’t be so shy. I’d like to see more of you, a lot more.
Your ardent admirer,
“Pus getting drained from Kyle’s ear” Uploaded by candicemoore24 on Sep 19, 2011