“Adult male with a large neck abscess from suppurative lymphadinitis”
Translation: Pus is going to gush out of this guy’s neck.
Expectations: Pus is going to gush out of this guy’s neck, and you are going to like it.
Reality: The light will be too bright. There isn’t enough pus (there is *never enough pus, you over-expectant, spoiled, too smart for your own good Popologists… oh wait, I’m a Popologist… soooo… that means… yeah, that describes me pretty much to a “T”. And what the heck does that mean, anyways? “To a T.” Someone, please explain!!! Ahhh, the confusion is getting in! What am I doing? Who am I??? Breathe, breathe… phew – that was a close one. I need my mind, it likes me, and losing it, well, just isn’t an option at this moment. But I am sure I can reschedule it for a later date. Call me next month…) Uh, where was I again?
Results: Mildly pleased, but ready to a glorious assortment of wonderfully crafted critiques and of course polite and often hilarious gratitudes, with a nice smattering of witty retorts…
… I love this place. He he he
And now, the show!
Incision and Drainage of a Neck Abscess
Uploaded by bhandari909 on Oct 22, 2011