This is how its done!

Yes for all of you out there in popperland this is how its done folks! Nice clean cut, lots of cheese, gloves and no screaming or bad camera work! What can I say but push play!

“Cutting out a cyst” Uploaded by to YouTube by hippiehicks25 on May 28, 2011

87 Comments on “This is how its done!

  1. Sa-weeet! My hubby has one I’m saving til it’s just like that!!

    1. Looking forward to it nina!!

      1. comedoness says:

        For sure!

      1. 3cysterscafe says:

        First time being able to watch all the way through! Awesome video! So, this is what I’ve been missing?

  2. What a beauty!! The cheese was perfect consistency, just how I like it. This is the kind I dream of getting hold of one of these days!! Great find dripper!!

    Hope everyone had a wonderful Memorial Day, and let’s not forget all the men and women fighting to defend our beautiful country, past and present.

    1. I couldn’t have said it better!

  3. Ohhh BEAUTIFUL! Did ya see the one lower on his back? And the blackhead? I bet that guy could keep me entertained for a week! Great find!

    1. I was just about to say that! I need him as my new best friend and plaything!

  4. Splatter Man says:

    What a clean job. Isn’t it amazing how an experienced hand can get the cyst and sac without hardly spilling so much as a drop of blood. This was truly a thing of beauty.

  5. Great Find!!! I see he has another one almost ready down lower on his back!!!

  6. Pick_That_Puppy says:

    A thing of beauty is a joy forever…….

    5 stars even tho the music sucked…

    1. The music almost ruined it for me. I’d rather hear the people talking, even though some of them can be really annoying. Great cheese though and great technique.

      1. I didn’t mind the music but we’ll never know if the folks were screaming, swearing around children or other non-5star audio. I like a little chaos but the screaming sucks

    2. Any there is always mute and we can sing!

  7. comedoness says:

    What a beauty, a classic cyst! Great find! I hope she pops the other one, too.

  8. Erehwon71 says:

    At around 4:00 you can see another bump farther down on his back… maybe we’ll get a sequel.

  9. jordan1870 says:

    I think I’m in love!!!!

  10. unclelarry says:

    That has to be the cleanest, prettiest cyst expulsion I’ve ever seen. The squeezer was a sebac master. Dripper, this was a home run and a slam dunk all in one. It simply doesn’t get better than this.

    @ PTP, I agree, the “music” isn’t my cup of tea either. That’s why the mute button is my best friend. =8-)

  11. White, fluffy, flakey…Crab Delight Anyone? Mix it in your crab salad or crabcake. The texture is perfect. The smell and the flavor might throw you, but these are tough times and we gotta do what we can to make ends meet.

    1. You are wonderfully disgusting, freezy. Love it! My sisters both had summer jobs picking crab when they were in HS and college. Hmmm… I wonder if they made frequent pick ups at the hospital??? he he he Now I know what “imitation crab” is…

      ~ H.S.

      1. thats not funny I eat it in my cheap sushi all the time!!!! lol

    2. I think you found this one as well freezy…its only timing that has my name on it…great searching!

      1. you beat me to it by a couple hours. Nice scoop.

  12. pussbuster says:

    Grrrrrrrrreat good find. Good technique.

  13. Great find, drip. I love these “flowering” kind of seb. cysts.

  14. Perfect. Just perfect. (To each his own but I think Godsmack was a great choice for the soundtrack. JMHO)

  15. Beautiful white “rose”! I’m pretty sure it’s just as fragrant too! lol…GREAT find, Dripper!

  16. Oh yeah, this is going on the favs list!!!
    Classic find dripper!!!

  17. Yes, that was a thing of beauty, the cheese did have that perfect texture.
    on the dry side.
    and the person was very talented, I thought the hole was going to be to large but it turned out to be the perfect size.
    I thought the tweezers were a pair of auto fuse pullers at first.

    Great Job!

    1. I agree 100% abt. the texture…perfect!

  18. the extractor demonstrated the love of producing art
    wtg Dripper!

  19. Wow! Im amazed! This is how its Fing done!
    Great video, great work!

    This man knows how to pop a fatty.

  20. nice work, seems like an experienced cyster ;)

  21. Pumperpimple says:

    Very nice and look at all the nice blackheads just waiting their turns. hehehe

  22. One lump or two dear?

    What a great contrast to the volcanic cyst yesterday. both different in almost everyway. but leaving you with that immensely satisfied feeling.

    What a great week to be a producer ,purveyor,purchaser or predilector of all things pus – related.

  23. Great find Dripper!! Cheese petals are my favorite.

  24. *cavorting in a sea of sebac happiness*
    Hooray for Dripper!! YAYYAYYAY!! This was a-maz-ing! 5 for 5 and straight into the faves for me!

  25. I could pick that back forever! My late husband had a back like that!

  26. ThatSmellsLikeAss says:


  27. Very, very satisfying…an instant classic! And judging by this guy’s skin condition he probably grows these things about once a week…

  28. emmaroze says:

    Nice! Would be nice to see those few blackheads popped around it to:)) hehe

  29. The title says it all, great job, got the sac out as well, great tunes to boot!! GODSMACK

    1. I like the way you icon Mother.


      1. I like yours Taka!

  30. Now that’s how you take care of a cyst!! Very nice cheese content. Thank you to who ever made this wonderful video, Very nice camera work also, I love all cyst lovers.

  31. Pretty good but I prefer smaller incisions. That way, the cheese that comes out is more stringy and has more pressure behind it which makes for some lovely volcano shots rather than big globs of cheese coming out. Regardless, the video is great I’m just nit-picking a little I suppose. 4/5

  32. That dry cottage cheese-y “product” here looked much like the endless glops of “Charles Manson’s Mashed Potatoes” circa 2008. The whole vid was very similar overall, except this one:
    1) had a relatively clean environment, as opposed to what looked like a construction site;
    2) good preparation;
    3) well chosen procedure of a couple of slices from a very sharp & clean knife, as opposed to repeated jabs from some dirty fencing picked up from the trash pile;
    4) performed by someone who seemed competent & sober, as opposed to a couple of high drywall installers who clearly had significant experience with the US criminal justice system.

    But I have to give Manson’s Finest Mashed Potatoes the edge in:
    1) total pressure the sebum was under;
    2) total mass of exudate;
    3) repeated significant explosiveness;
    4) distance traveled before touching down.

    Technique & competence goes to these guys, but Manson’s Mashed Potatoes had a better natural resources.

    1. Jumbob! It’s been a while!!…I remember that phenomenal vid well..I think “charlie’s” exudate was a bit more moist! If ya don’t mind me saying so…

    2. In Manson’s Mashed Potatoes, the camera work was rotten…can’t compare with this one…in lots of ways…my opinion…

  33. lcking0623 says:

    I cannot believe I did not see this one until now. At least with watching these great videos, I can tell when my kids have an abscess or boils.

  34. Pick_That_Puppy says:

    Didja notice at the 1:00 mark it looked like popcorn?….
    Probably tasted a lot different tho……

  35. on my side, unable to access video. anyone got any suggestions? probs with website?

    1. Hey Greywolf, I can watch it…its seems those who have problems may need upgrades to their browsers. I had the problem and installed the new FoxFire and it worked fine. It could also be your flash player…try both….are you a G. Martin fan?

  36. That cyst was perfect! Thats the kinda thing that just wets my appetite! Thanks so much dripper, many of your discoveries are in my favs. Very talented lady!

  37. Perfect in every way…..Future poppers….watch and take notes first…this is how its done….and I agree perfect consistency !

  38. Calm yourself dear boy, next time try some deep breathing exercises.
    My sincerest thanks for providing this wonderful viewing experience, it was an extraordinary cyst.

    Providing a language warning (I believe someone mentioned it) would pertain to this vid. Im not a holy roller or anything like that but “my f—— god” has always shot my blood pressure up.
    Great job dripper, you’re phenomenal!

  39. Now that was cyst perfection. A good cyst popper will make the cyst flower when it comes out of its sack. I call them cyst flower’s. Haven’t you all noticed that when someone knows what they are doing when popping a cyst, the cyst will come out as what looks to me like a beautiful flower. I call them cyst flowers, they are my favorite kind of cyst pop. That’s when you know the popper knows what he/she is doing. This was a lovely cyst flower. Thanks you for the perfection pop. DwS

  40. beautiful !!!!!!!!!! i love it when people know how to cut the long slicks screw the tiny whole slice it up !!!!! slice it up !!!!!! slice it up !!!!!!

  41. They didn’t get the sack…or at least they did not show it…

    1. Sure they did! Right from the first time they removed the little “shrimps” of pus you could see the little tape-like ruffle of it sticking out–and later, I was thinking how cool you could see the little tubes going off several directions (this, when they were digging around in probably the juiciest part of the video)–remarkably clean and bloodless,eh? KUDOS to the popper, for sure, and to you as well, dripper.

  42. wow, that guy’s a MINE field! we could have fun with HIM all day long! :D

  43. I wonder if we’re ever going to see a video of her popping the million blackheads on his back. We’ve waited sooo long.

  44. I have to repeat my previous post. This is about as perfect as a cyst removal can get. I hope some doctors out there would take note. Cant get any better. Kudos, hippiechick. THANK YOU !!! I have to vote for this one just because of the sheer perfection and patience of the removal. Take it slow but consistant, and go for the gold (sac removal) YEAH THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT !! :)

  45. wow , that was intense !

  46. A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

  47. and look other blackheads.. nice back ! :D

  48. If loving this is wrong, I don’t want to be right!

  49. Sweet Squeezer says:

    ….reminded me I’ve got a nice head of cauliflower in the fridge!

  50. I wonder if we’re ever going to get a video from her of her getting all those blackheads? How marvelous would that be?

    1. @Dweedwaa – Yes! those Blackheads and the mini me cyst that was developing on the lower back.

      When that gunk comes out of the cyst, I would like to feel it for consistency. One ER doctor did when this cyst he was popping absolutely poured down on the examining table. He sat there playing with the stuff for about 20 seconds. I’d do the same thing. WITH GLOVES.

  51. Now that is how a cyst should be done. It was clean with lots of cheese, no screaming or stupid girls gagging. The camera work was perfect….5 stats for me it was a perfect video….loved it.

  52. Awesome, teeth clenching and mouth watering

  53. like watching a flower bloom and wow what beautiful perfect cheese and the music rocks great find dripper smooches hugs and audie bear loves :)

  54. canuckpopper says:

    WOW That is definately how it is done.
    Great find dripper

  55. Sock Monkey says:

    Did you ever see the episode of “Seinfeld” about the Kenny Rogers’ Roaster sign where everything was red? This video reminds me of that.

  56. evil zitlover says:

    Like a boss.

  57. Thanks for bringing this one back and thanks to dripper! This is a great extraction. I wonder if they ever filmed a sequel!

  58. MistressOfSqueeze says:

    OMG that blackhead on his shoulder…..!

  59. Can I help you with that??? ;-)

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