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OK folks, I know I am gonna get yelled at for this….
As the guy who runs Pop That Zit you would think I would know to have a video camera running.
Here’s the story.
For the last few days I have had this zit on my forehead and man it has been hurting. I have squeezed, but got nothing but oil. So last night I yell to the wife “hey come here woman!!” <"yeah right I totally did not say it like that
" I had her give it a shot since she could get a better angle and all she got was some more oil. So of course I was not thinking there was much in there, but it was hurting bad. So after she was done I give it another squeeze and this little worm comes out. Nothing crazy, but I said to her see I knew there was something in there.
So for haha's I said let me really push down on this puppy. Splatttt the daddy worm comes out with some blood and splatters the mirror. My wife almost yacked and I just laughed and said damn!! why didn't I have the camera rolling. It was a good thing she didn't pop it cause it would have been all over her.
Below is the worm I gave birth to last night. Cute lil guy huh?

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Tease!!!!
Awwwwww, Aint it cute!!!!
Congrats to you and Mrs. Emilbus20!
Thanks!!
Wow that thing was huge! Talk about a man dedicated to his field! Thanks for sharing that very fine specimen with us boss
Looks like you had twins….
I am crushed with disappointment ( tsk tsk )
Moral of story: ALWAYS have a camera running when doing any Zit Renovations ( lol )
Beat you screamed like a woman giving birth when that popped out
Mazel Tov! It’s a boy! Nice hair sticking out of that thing…
Hmm…We need to make the punishment fit the crime – he he he he he he he Let me see… impeachment comes to mind, although the verification process could be a bit messy… If you are Catholic we could have you visit a priest, confess your sin (although this one is grievous it is venial, not mortal), and have you do the required act(s) of penance… A song by the Rock Group Kiss comes to mind, with an especially apropos title…”Lick it Up”… But since this is your first offense and you confessed openly, I think just plain old fashioned forgiveness is the best way to go…
Amateur Night at the Emilbus household. Dare I say it? N00b!!!!
Let’s play “What we see in Emil’s Pus on the Mirror”. Think of it like “What does that Cloud Look Like”….
The little blood pus splat with the smear towards the bottom looks like a Siamese Fighting Fish to me. Really, you know the ones they sell in those teeny tiny cups?
Now – all y’alls turn… lol
At least you got photographic evidence. Better than when I have a nice mother of a popper. I’m too ashamed to even describe it, because it is like telling the “One that got away” story at the ol’ fisherman’s bar after a long day on the lake, ya know? *sniffle* All I can say is – it was Behind The Ear! Waaaaahhhhh! I am so ashamed!!!! So much pus, no video, no camera – nothing to share. *sigh* I swear that is how it goes for us popologists!
BTW – I like it, Emil. You should frame a print and hang it in your living room.
~ H.S.
you’re fired….
nah, we still love ya emil…. nice wormy too… but now you can never complain about shoddy camera work again… lol
OMG Emil, this is too funny. indeed, you never know what is going to pop out of some of those painful ones! The kind that thump when you bend over…
***sighs and shakes head***
emil, you tird LOL
I think you should invite us all over to your house so we can set a camera on a tripod then put you in a headlock and point our foreheads at you and 1…2…3…SQUEEEEEZE and send your bride screaming out into the night “WHY did I hook up with this zitboy WHYYY? and where did these pervs come from? I DIDN”T SIGN UP FOR THIS!?!”
oh they’re beautiful! you and the missus must be so proud…where are you registered? Baby Zits R Us?
I agree twins may you all have the finest years ahead….
Well I think this is just AWESOME! We can use our fertile imaginations and imagine how it happened (even though you told us how it did).;)
I LOVE seeing the aftermath of this. It looks like it was a great one! At least we saw the results of this one. Wasn’t there one you described in the forum that we didn’t see? keep it up Oh Mighty Leader of Zit/Popologists!
You actually left in on the window overnight??? That is true dedication!!!
Awwwm what’s his name??? Congrats to you and the Mrs.
aaahhhh he/ she has your eyes and mouth. Did you pick out a name yet? Well for now we can call him/her baby bus20. How are you feeling? Will you be out of work for long? Do you need any thing? Ok, well congrats again….lol
what are you going to name the little one? Emil, Jr? Make sure to invite us all to the Christening.
Yeah, don’t forget you are eligible for FMLA: Forehead Medical Leave Act. Your wife is also eligible. Will you be putting them in Day Care?
puseidonadventure, I believe they are registered at Best Buy. Maybe we should all chip in and get them a forehead VCR.
The story of my life.
Sharing is Caring, brother. Thanks for the grace of your contribution. At least YOU had a good excuse! But I’d have paid to see the wife yack!
to everyone, the kids are fine… they have huge appetites and are sleeping through the night
Ha I actually meant to say that this morning I had a nice little scab there and scrape it off. To my surprise a third lil worm came out. Not a mirror blaster, but a worm nonetheless!!
emil, to further investigate the dynamics of your new relationship, one final question: who cleaned the mirror? heh heh heh
You killed the triplets with Windex? That was a mortal sin – AH WHOO WHOO
Congratulations……!!