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Umm, oh, what to say… this is kinda sick. It isn’t just the cow abscess thing, its the milkshake part. Trust me, you may vurp on this one, even if you don’t do a full technicolor yawn (aka – vomit, spew, pray to the porcelain god, revisit your college years… etc, etc). Oh, and a vurp is a burp with some extra yummy chunks thrown in… same idea as the shart… which I am not going to explain.
Still, it is one of my favorite videos… guess I am kinda sick and twisted myself. Right, TC? Inna? MomE? All or most popologists? lol Ahh, my family. Gotta love home. Where you can be yourself (and several others if you wish to, its acceptable)
Usual warnings apply..
***WARNING! ANIMAL ABSCESS, DON”T WATCH, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, YADDA YADDA, DON’T BLAME ME, PLAY NICE WITH OTHERS, YOU GET THE IDEA…***
ENJOY?
~ H.S.
“How to make a mixed drink for your next peta party.” created and posted to YouTube by thewaspsnest on May 24, 2009
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**WARNING: 2nd Video May Be Considered Graphic by Some – Please Be Aware. Thanks! END WARNING** Here are two new videos. The first one is pretty good – shows some infection coming out but I couldn’t get whatever was building up in their out. So in the second video, which is more gory and bloody [...]
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PTZ got a note from the creators of the 1st installment, “Kruse’s Eye!”… the cyst hath returned! It goes like this: “Thanks for posting our vid, we uploaded a second video for you viewing pleasure! It’s entitled “Kruse’s Eye 2″ on youtube. This time the *&%$ really hits the fan, literally!” Isn’t it nice when [...]
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Most everyone here is familiar with Steven Fuchs – he is the star of several vids, and all the pus is from his ongoing battle with Dissecting Scalp Cellulitis. For those of you who are newer, you can catch up by watching these great videos: Scalp Zits…. Head Juice Dissecting Scalp Cellulitis Part 3 Well, [...]
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OMG!!! MOOOOOOOOVEE OVER last cow post lol
that was pretty cool actually
Personally, I just don’t understand why people let these abscessses get so large and infected before they get tended too….great vid though, and Halph you are just too much! I always look forward to what you have to say, and you always make me laugh and put a smile on my face!
Somebody doesn’t like PETA, LOL
That cow is doing it wrong, you should always put the chocolate *after* the milk.
this was a good one, but i do remember one that was just slightly better:
it had a cow abcess being drained into a 5 gallon bucket… and then the bucket was accidentally spilled. such a good video i might need to go look for it…
Oh, boy that one almost got me! I was fine till the guy with the “milk”…….!
Poor cow. I agree with SunshineAngel. Why do they wait so long before draining the abcess? I almost hurled when the guy shooked the “stuff” in the container.
That is a dairy cow. Who lets their dairy cows get that bad? And that little skit at the end was the dumbest freaking thing I ever saw.
I believe the cow has mastitis – pus + milk.
Twisted humour.
someone who was totally horrid would let an animal’s wound get so bad. The same horrid mind would think the ending was the least bit real or humorous. Magna, I like to call that brand of sickness, pretzel humor (totally twisted!)
I forgot to mention, this is a beast of burden for these evil bastards! Oh jeeze, I don’t know, someone help me finish!! )&^%=)|!@!
Try listening to Kelis’s Milkshake while watching this video. Really I have no urge to drink a milkshake ever again! I was horrified when the guy at the end had the cup until i seen he was just drinking milk and not that funky pus zit! Guess farmboys had to find a new way to entertain themselves guess cowtipping is a thing of the past now! lol
This was, BY FARRR, the BEST vurper yet!! The camera was spot on, and the lighting wasn’t even half-bad! Not tomention the “faucet action”! WOWWW! I mean, damn, jim, put a faucet on that and turn it on!!! I’ll bring the CD’s, an’ you bring the biddy’s and there’s the drinks! Add a little tequila or vodka, and you’d never know!! But what I DO want to know is this: just how close to the udder was that, and did it have anything to do with that cow’s milk production? I meran, it DID look kinda milky and all.. say, anyone fer a cold glass of milk and an oreo…?? Hmmm?
Just one question… How could any decent self respecting PTZ’r give this anything less than a 5? 4.26 avg? BS!!!!!!!
Honey………..does this pussbagg make me look faT?
hahahahahaha!!!!!! Gotta love a dairy farmer with a sense of humor.
Holy moly. I agree with MomE, looks like Mastitis to me, and they shouldn’t have let it get so bad!
So THAT’s where Tiger Woods has been hiding!
I have owned horses and been around farm animals my whole life. Horse and cow abscess’ get very large very quickly. NO excuse for that poor animal to have suffer while that infection grew that large. I would have smacked the zit out of that owner. Most people with farm animals know how to drain abscess’ they occur so often that calling a vet every time would be insane. So what the fudge was this guy thinking??? Let him or her wander around with one and see how they like it!!!
oh gawd I laughed so loud at the beginning when the cow took a dump!!! H.S. great find! Eww was that pus or milk or both? guh!! poor cow, u can tell they had poked that same spot before…I hope that cow never feeds anyonne ever again…can u say madcow?
Meh…boring…I hope the cow has some relief.
Good lord. He didn’t even bother to wipe the dried zit off her udder before he poked a hole in it. Nice.
That was a dairy cow, but how many beef cattle make it to the slaughterhouse with these things still in them? The butcher probably pops it, hoses the meat off, and sends it on it’s way. I’ll have my steak rare, please.
Oh dear god.
God bless Louis Pasteur. I wouldn’t be able to drink milk anymore without him.
YUM YUM
Catmom I am glad someone else said it. They stabbed a place with poop! Way to make it worse!
The cow should have kicked the crap outta him….could have done without the poo part.
well i am a farmer and would never let a cyst get that big, who ever owned that cow should be shot with a ball of their own zit, they wont be sending milk from that one for awhile or do they not believe in milk with holding either
BWAAHHAAHHAAHHAAAAAA!!!! THIS IS FREAKIN AWESOME!!!
Nhamy!
The fibrin clots that keep coming out are, in many ways, even more gross than the pus.
I like how the cow turned in the very beginning to get a better camera angle. It is really nice to get a really good laugh out of a good cow video. Most of the video’s look pretty painful, so it’s nice for them to try and lighten the moooooooood. Nice video, with plenty of pus and whole milk. DWS
Let’s just rub some zit into an open wound, shall we?
Did he honestly think the cup would catch the goods? Good spillage but it takes second place to the 5 gallon bucket filler.
haha love how they put this video together kinda like a got pus commercial instead of got milk and wow it looked like flesh was coming out along with the pus great find Halph Staph smooches hugs and audie bear loves