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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

The Grossest Cow Abscess Video EVER (or so far…)

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By Halph Staph   |    31 comments
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Umm, oh, what to say… this is kinda sick. It isn’t just the cow abscess thing, its the milkshake part. Trust me, you may vurp on this one, even if you don’t do a full technicolor yawn (aka – vomit, spew, pray to the porcelain god, revisit your college years… etc, etc). Oh, and a vurp is a burp with some extra yummy chunks thrown in… same idea as the shart… which I am not going to explain.

Still, it is one of my favorite videos… guess I am kinda sick and twisted myself. Right, TC? Inna? MomE? All or most popologists? lol Ahh, my family. Gotta love home. Where you can be yourself (and several others if you wish to, its acceptable)

Usual warnings apply..

***WARNING! ANIMAL ABSCESS, DON”T WATCH, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, YADDA YADDA, DON’T BLAME ME, PLAY NICE WITH OTHERS, YOU GET THE IDEA…***

ENJOY?
~ H.S.

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  1. Emilbus20
    February 17, 2010

    OMG!!! MOOOOOOOOVEE OVER last cow post lol

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  2. kat
    February 17, 2010

    that was pretty cool actually

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  3. xoSunshineAngelxo
    February 17, 2010

    Personally, I just don’t understand why people let these abscessses get so large and infected before they get tended too….great vid though, and Halph you are just too much! I always look forward to what you have to say, and you always make me laugh and put a smile on my face!

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  4. sexandzitz
    February 17, 2010

    Somebody doesn’t like PETA, LOL

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  5. ouch
    February 17, 2010

    That cow is doing it wrong, you should always put the chocolate *after* the milk.

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  6. Len10
    February 17, 2010

    this was a good one, but i do remember one that was just slightly better:
    it had a cow abcess being drained into a 5 gallon bucket… and then the bucket was accidentally spilled. such a good video i might need to go look for it…

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  7. PoisonIvy
    February 17, 2010

    Oh, boy that one almost got me! I was fine till the guy with the “milk”…….!

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  8. Gabina
    February 17, 2010

    Poor cow. I agree with SunshineAngel. Why do they wait so long before draining the abcess? I almost hurled when the guy shooked the “stuff” in the container.

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  9. Spooky
    February 17, 2010

    That is a dairy cow. Who lets their dairy cows get that bad? And that little skit at the end was the dumbest freaking thing I ever saw.

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  10. magna-cum-pus
    February 17, 2010

    I believe the cow has mastitis – pus + milk.

    Twisted humour.

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  11. mothereruption
    February 17, 2010

    someone who was totally horrid would let an animal’s wound get so bad. The same horrid mind would think the ending was the least bit real or humorous. Magna, I like to call that brand of sickness, pretzel humor (totally twisted!)

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  12. mothereruption
    February 17, 2010

    I forgot to mention, this is a beast of burden for these evil bastards! Oh jeeze, I don’t know, someone help me finish!! )&^%=)|!@!

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  13. Rac87el
    February 17, 2010

    Try listening to Kelis’s Milkshake while watching this video. Really I have no urge to drink a milkshake ever again! I was horrified when the guy at the end had the cup until i seen he was just drinking milk and not that funky pus shit! Guess farmboys had to find a new way to entertain themselves guess cowtipping is a thing of the past now! lol

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  14. sarge1064
    February 17, 2010

    This was, BY FARRR, the BEST vurper yet!! The camera was spot on, and the lighting wasn’t even half-bad! Not tomention the “faucet action”! WOWWW! I mean, damn, jim, put a faucet on that and turn it on!!! I’ll bring the CD’s, an’ you bring the biddy’s and there’s the drinks! Add a little tequila or vodka, and you’d never know!! But what I DO want to know is this: just how close to the udder was that, and did it have anything to do with that cow’s milk production? I meran, it DID look kinda milky and all.. say, anyone fer a cold glass of milk and an oreo…?? Hmmm?

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  15. Icus420
    February 17, 2010

    Just one question… How could any decent self respecting PTZ’r give this anything less than a 5? 4.26 avg? BS!!!!!!!

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  16. beetlegeuse72377
    February 17, 2010

    Honey………..does this pussbagg make me look faT?

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  17. pussnstuff
    February 17, 2010

    hahahahahaha!!!!!! Gotta love a dairy farmer with a sense of humor.

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  18. ilovepus
    February 17, 2010

    Holy moly. I agree with MomE, looks like Mastitis to me, and they shouldn’t have let it get so bad!

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  19. guysmiley
    February 17, 2010

    So THAT’s where Tiger Woods has been hiding!

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  20. POPpinDUCK
    February 17, 2010

    I have owned horses and been around farm animals my whole life. Horse and cow abscess’ get very large very quickly. NO excuse for that poor animal to have suffer while that infection grew that large. I would have smacked the shit out of that owner. Most people with farm animals know how to drain abscess’ they occur so often that calling a vet every time would be insane. So what the fudge was this guy thinking??? Let him or her wander around with one and see how they like it!!!

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  21. sebaceous_bich
    February 18, 2010

    oh gawd I laughed so loud at the beginning when the cow took a dump!!! H.S. great find! Eww was that pus or milk or both? guh!! poor cow, u can tell they had poked that same spot before…I hope that cow never feeds anyonne ever again…can u say madcow?

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  22. susie5343
    February 18, 2010

    Meh…boring…I hope the cow has some relief.

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  23. catmom
    February 18, 2010

    Good lord. He didn’t even bother to wipe the dried shit off her udder before he poked a hole in it. Nice.

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  24. Morgan
    February 18, 2010

    That was a dairy cow, but how many beef cattle make it to the slaughterhouse with these things still in them? The butcher probably pops it, hoses the meat off, and sends it on it’s way. I’ll have my steak rare, please.

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  25. JStorm
    February 19, 2010

    Oh dear god.

    God bless Louis Pasteur. I wouldn’t be able to drink milk anymore without him.

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  26. analwart
    February 19, 2010

    YUM YUM

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  27. lakerhart
    February 23, 2010

    Catmom I am glad someone else said it. They stabbed a place with poop! Way to make it worse!

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  28. cluniefan
    March 3, 2010

    The cow should have kicked the crap outta him….could have done without the poo part.

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  29. meecshy
    March 22, 2010

    well i am a farmer and would never let a cyst get that big, who ever owned that cow should be shot with a ball of their own shit, they wont be sending milk from that one for awhile or do they not believe in milk with holding either

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  30. cystalicious
    March 25, 2010

    BWAAHHAAHHAAHHAAAAAA!!!! THIS IS FREAKIN AWESOME!!!

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  31. zombieraven
    May 8, 2010

    Nhamy!

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