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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Ryans Cyst

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By Emilbus20   |    52 comments
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10 year old cyst!! Nice work!!

 

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  1. mumwholovestopop
    December 15, 2009

    This frustrated the hell out of me. All she needed to do was give it a good squeeze but every time some pus came out she freaked out and stopped, Could of been so much better

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  2. faapilot
    December 15, 2009

    This woman is a pain in the ass…how many times can she say “oh my God”? Looks like white trash for sure.

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  3. kewphotog
    December 15, 2009
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  4. Splashpopbong
    December 15, 2009

    SUGGESTION: Turn the the sound and enjoy the view. Otherwise you are going to put a contract out on the picker.

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  5. CystFace
    December 15, 2009

    She tells the kid to keep his mouth shut or it will go in his ‘f..king mouth’. The kid uses the word ‘freaken’…gotta love this family. Mom used the word ‘f..k’ at least 10 times.

    Nice squirts at the beginning but it ended with Soooooo much more still in there. She was right when she suggested a little cut to get the chunks out.

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  6. rebornmoron
    December 15, 2009

    That may be true but at least she has nice nails…………

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  7. fatcatz3
    December 15, 2009

    Am I the only one that thinks there is a two foot long ingrown hair stuck in there somewhere?

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  8. ooletmegethat4ya
    December 15, 2009

    CUUUUUUUUUUUUT IT! CUUUUUUUUUUUUT IT! CUUUUUUUUUUUUT IT!!

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  9. BlaireBear
    December 15, 2009

    I counted, she said oh my god about 70 times… she shouldve just shut up and cut it. theres so much more in there…

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  10. BlaireBear
    December 15, 2009

    plus, i noticed the women had a hospital bracelet on… wonder what that was for.. maybe it was because her jaw locked up from say oh my god too many times…

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  11. D Mang
    December 15, 2009

    Holy shit!!!!

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  12. norton
    December 15, 2009

    She is not going to be good in an actual emergency… drama..

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  13. jollypopper
    December 15, 2009

    Some very nice cheese at first. Third round is a tad frustrating. Be warned, definite screamer alert.

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  14. Mr. McPimple
    December 15, 2009

    oh my god oh my god oh my god….shut the fuck up bitch!!

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  15. Fuzzybeard2016
    December 15, 2009

    OMG, what an annoying bitch! I have my headphones sitting on my desk as this is playing right now, and I *STILL* have had to turn the volume down TWICE!

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  16. appleorchard
    December 15, 2009

    Gotta give it an A for camera work…but a big goddamn F- for the audio.

    Let’s hear it for the white trash family!

    If you can’t handle squeezing it, DON’T DO IT!

    And fer crissakes, WEAR RUBBER GLOVES!

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  17. Abscession
    December 15, 2009

    Annoying, squeamish wiper working with a thing of beauty.

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  18. brachs99813
    December 15, 2009

    @BlaireBear – the hospital bracelet was for a burn. She mentioned it a couple of times during the vid. I’m guessing she didn’t use a potholder when she took the meth off the stove.

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  19. Anna Nonymous
    December 15, 2009

    Did anyone else notice that they were passing a joint back and forth? Parents of the year award goes to…

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  20. squirt
    December 15, 2009

    CF, I am guilty of the same thing… if you have a potty mouth, might as well use it. My son is 6 and he has heard me swear since he has been born, but he doesn’t use any bad words. Only if someone cuts the off with a car, then he might will get his head out of the window and scream: Motherf***er, I’ll beat your a$$ if you do that ever again to my mommy! Son of a bit**!
    It’s very amusing, but he never swears any other time. They will learn it at some point anyways, at whats wrong with the word “freaking”?

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  21. Moygo
    December 15, 2009

    I had to do a double take to make sure I saw what I thought I had, but yes Anna there is a joint. Lol

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  22. bjdbyrd
    December 15, 2009

    I had to go back and look again (without the volume), but OMG they are smoking a joint!

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  23. zitlover
    December 15, 2009

    This might win my vote for #1 cyst I wish I had squeezed instead of the person on the video. It’s a really gorgeous cyst, and her technique/lack thereof was pretty annoying. She kept stopping whenever she had a good flow of pus going, didn’t do enough squeezing from underneath, could have either made a small cut or used something to break up the locules.
    I also would have given extra points to see both the beginning and the end.

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  24. loveit
    December 15, 2009

    Good vid…. except for the annoying woman. Thanks for posting it!!

    brachs — TOO Funny!

    Squirt — you should get parent of the year. Why even admit that?

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  25. loveit
    December 15, 2009

    Also…

    Judging by this woman’s extensive vocabulary, pristine nails, and superior parenting skills; WE paid for her emergency room visit.

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  26. sebaceousqueen
    December 15, 2009

    What is up with her screaming??? Freaking retard!!!!!!

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  27. Buttcheese
    December 16, 2009

    Thats what you get when you wear a mullet.

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  28. Mr. McPimple
    December 16, 2009

    White trash to the max.

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  29. slider1964
    December 16, 2009

    I just turned the sound OFF!

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  30. zitlickinpimplepimp
    December 17, 2009

    I reckon that if you look in his ear that looks like a mighty fine blackhead, I do have an eye for them kinda things. I may be wrong……could be an oddly placed beauty mark??? But I doubt a highly educated family like this has any beauty anywhere. BUAHAHAHA I slay me *punchline drum beat* Ill be here all weekend folks! Dont forget to tip your waitress : )

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  31. kat
    December 17, 2009

    1-if my child asked ‘is there a tumour in daddys head’,i would be inclined to reply
    2-ever heard of gloves?
    3-might help if you didn’t stop squeezing every time something emerges
    4-i’m sure you really put his mind at rest-’OMG,it looks like brain tissue’,'OMG it’s blood and chunks’

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  32. username
    December 17, 2009

    roooooolllllll another one,
    just like the other one,
    you’ve been holding onto it,
    and I sure, would like a hit

    don’t bogart that joint……my friend
    pass it over to me

    ( line from classic Little Feat song )

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  33. ryan928
    December 17, 2009

    Awe some Vid. Thats one handsome guy there.

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  34. staphonly
    December 17, 2009

    Ack! Terry cloth!

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  35. snapcracklepop
    December 17, 2009

    Hey Ryan, did you have to go to the Dr. after this? How is it now?

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  36. Spooky
    December 17, 2009

    For crying out loud!!! Just get under it and squeeze!

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  37. pussnstuff
    December 17, 2009

    It started out nicely but needed to be sliced opened. Give your woman a hit of what ya’ll are tokin’ on to mellow her out…hahahahaha!!! Thanks Emil, those late night bottle feedings are agreeing with you

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  38. GooSpoon
    December 17, 2009

    Wow, that was a nice knot. It was symmetrically right in the back of his head right in the middle. He could have easily reached his arms up and knuckled it a good one and let it fly. I’d forgive the 70+ oh my gods if he’d have told her to shut up at least once.

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  39. thedude814
    December 17, 2009

    Great taste in music username! Little Feat with Lowell George (deceased) was one of the best bands around during their hey day. Big following here in the DC area even though they were an LA Band. That’s funny as shit they are smoking a joint, good pick-up guys. And this is frustrating as hell, lance and drain that mother!

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  40. whydoiwatchthis
    December 18, 2009

    So I guess a family that pops-cysts-while-smoking-doobies stays together?

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  41. Widow
    December 18, 2009

    How many of us wanted to step through the screen and show her how to squeze that thing.. I’ve never seen anyone who needed to learn how this is done than she did. I get the feeling that there will be a #2 out very soon, don’t think she got it all out on the first pass.

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  42. Zitzophrenia
    December 19, 2009

    It’s ALIVE! It’s ALIVE!

    I think she broke the ‘Scarface’ movie record for dropping the most ‘F’ bombs. I do realize that ‘Scarface’ may no longer hold the record, but you get the idea.

    And are we calling it Pot That Zit, now?

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  43. Zitzophrenia
    December 19, 2009

    And here’s another thing. Where did she get the idea that she was hurting him? In fact, he told her “You’re not hurting me. You can squeeze harder if you need to.” Wouldn’t have to tell ME twice, or even once for that matter.

    But you gotta admit that this one is definitely an original in so many ways.

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  44. ZitFreak
    December 22, 2009

    I didn’t watch it with sound, beautiful cyst. But also the camera work and quailty got exponentially worse. Which means crappier and crappier ;)

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  45. miss priss
    December 29, 2009

    Maybe she was afraid of messing up her nail polish…..just a thought.

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  46. popper01
    January 1, 2010

    Well, it was a nice cyst but this woman was not mother of the year. she has her young daughter filming while she drops the F bomb every 5 seconds, she also has the 7th grade blue nail polish on the fingernails she bites off.
    you can tell this looser loves squeezing the cyst but she screams when the puss comes out.
    she is White trash and for no fault of her own her kids will be white trash also.

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  47. popper01
    January 1, 2010

    I watched this post again and could not even enjoy the cyst, this women is white trash looser who never should have had kids, this whore calls her kids dude and drops the word “fuck” out of her mouth every 5 seconds and all she seems to worry about is her low life husbands pain.
    She needs to worry about being a mother and raise her kids.
    could you imagine growing up in that trailer

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  48. popper01
    January 24, 2010

    “squirt”
    It sounds like you and the lady from this video have alot in common, your kids would be way better off if the state came in and took them to a shelter
    you are so white trash that you don’t even know right from wrong,
    I bet it is so sweet when your kids says “mother fucker” out the window,
    you should have been sterilized so you could not have kids.

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  49. yourmotherwasahampster
    January 31, 2010

    beautiful cyst, annoying as hell woman, and i really do agree with widow, i wanted to be like back off, this is how its done

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  50. gilming
    February 3, 2010

    Nice language and passing a joint back and forth. What is this a study in white trash parenting? Who is the 10 yr. cyst? The wife? I don’t believe that’s been there for 10 years. I’ve watched zillions of videos and have never seen such trash as those on the zit videos (not all of them, they are the minority by far). Who talks to their child like that, smokes a joint in front of them and has the language of a born-again truck driver. This video was ok on mute, but I would have dug into that thing and got whatever was growing out of his head. Why do I think it was a 12″ wrap around he forgot to shave off?

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  51. PrinceZzPoPPy
    March 12, 2010

    woahh…I too couldn’t even enjoy the cyst as it was so sadly wasted by white trash mother of the year, here. Obviously her and her husband are too busy getting stoned and eating everything in sight to raise their kids correctly. sigh.

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  52. mtfune
    March 26, 2010

    I agree with the majority on here. Simply turn down the volume and you can’t hear Oh- my GOD- every 5 seconds. Other that that- Pretty good stuff.

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