It’s ok bout you really just want to watch from 4:44 on. They get the actual core out.

just because a person has in their possession some bedraggled scrubs, a scalpel, and a medical degree or three, does not mean they are qualified to deal with something like this — nature’s gift of an unctuous neck nob, or, as i first knew it, on november 14, 2009: an “infected sebaceous cyst, drained.”

we are a dependable lot. shown on YouTube on 13 november, it was here being badmouthed within 24 hours.

my rich fantasy life allows for the hope that such a smooth operator as this dood will improve between posts. you know, like — the first time, he is so hesitant to squeeze, so derelict in his duty to slice (and slice *well*) so then, when i see the video reappear, newly named, and just five weeks later?

well, i think, “all right! dood went back to his caribbean med school and took a refresher course in The Elective Zit Pop. way to go, dood! lemme get some popcorn, my favorite quilt, my best cat…”

then i’m ready to see him make an adequate, willful incision, fix his fingertips in the right spot to encourage give but still firmly guide the explosion of sebum there where he wants the chunks to land.

but alas, i am, once again, deceived. sure, we gave the guy 5 weeks to clean up his act… but did he take advantage of the time and learn how to deal with this cyst? no, no, no, he did not.

improving on one’s last performance is the only justification for our continued subsidization of the respost. but as long as the primary operators fail to upgrade their surgical skills? they are just laughing at us and getting another shot at 5 minutes of fame.

i’m just sayin’.

oh man, Halph Staph’s lead in description is what made this video worth waiting through the first time it posted. This time i just cut it short and didn’t even wait for the little core thingie to pop out. *sigh*

I miss your humorous rambles HS.

This jerk could have brought the house down had he put three (3) points of pressure on and came from it wider and below the cyst. What a lose!

Yes Scott, “Lean forward into the light” and take the gloved wonder Doc with you. OMG Scott, “it is soooo, oh, oh, oh, much smaller now”.

TEE HEE HEE

I think that one chick was channeling the moron from that other video… I was expecting her to say “Oh…. my… god!!!!!!!” at least 50 times. That and “It looks like a bray-unnn!”

http://www.popthatzit.com/2009/11/infected-neck-cyst-drain-party-time/

@Widow Thanks for posting the … er “climax.” I’m too ADHD to wade through all the dab dab dab wipe wipe wipe poke poke poke pore play.

@ ppm
must you ALWAYS bring that up? seriously, I didn’t understand how crudely obnoxious it was until now. WHO CARES?! seriously, i think you sort through this site more obsessively than emil.

If you don’t like the reposts then just don’t watch the videos. Got it? GOOD!