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Nice Neck Nob

Found this on youtube… it’s okay. But we need more upploads

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    this had such an oppurtunity to be a good video, but the skanks with the papertowel ruined it.. ugh dumb people shoulda just let me do it

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    It’s ok bout you really just want to watch from 4:44 on. They get the actual core out.

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    I was surprised that considering how big it was there was no pus. But it’s better than nothing,I guess.

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    just because a person has in their possession some bedraggled scrubs, a scalpel, and a medical degree or three, does not mean they are qualified to deal with something like this — nature’s gift of an unctuous neck nob, or, as i first knew it, on november 14, 2009: an “infected sebaceous cyst, drained.”

    we are a dependable lot. shown on YouTube on 13 november, it was here being badmouthed within 24 hours.

    my rich fantasy life allows for the hope that such a smooth operator as this dood will improve between posts. you know, like — the first time, he is so hesitant to squeeze, so derelict in his duty to slice (and slice *well*) so then, when i see the video reappear, newly named, and just five weeks later?

    well, i think, “all right! dood went back to his caribbean med school and took a refresher course in The Elective Zit Pop. way to go, dood! lemme get some popcorn, my favorite quilt, my best cat…”

    then i’m ready to see him make an adequate, willful incision, fix his fingertips in the right spot to encourage give but still firmly guide the explosion of sebum there where he wants the chunks to land.

    but alas, i am, once again, deceived. sure, we gave the guy 5 weeks to clean up his act… but did he take advantage of the time and learn how to deal with this cyst? no, no, no, he did not.

    improving on one’s last performance is the only justification for our continued subsidization of the respost. but as long as the primary operators fail to upgrade their surgical skills? they are just laughing at us and getting another shot at 5 minutes of fame.

    i’m just sayin’.

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    oh man, Halph Staph’s lead in description is what made this video worth waiting through the first time it posted. This time i just cut it short and didn’t even wait for the little core thingie to pop out. *sigh*

    I miss your humorous rambles HS.

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    that was really uneventful. no pus, no nothing. plus, i hate the squealing girl thing. it makes me wanna pull my hair out…also i don’t think the cut was long enough, or deep. he should have at least poked the wall of the cyst. ARRRGGGG

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    This jerk could have brought the house down had he put three (3) points of pressure on and came from it wider and below the cyst. What a lose!

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    Don’t vomit in my cyst.

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    Yes Scott, “Lean forward into the light” and take the gloved wonder Doc with you. OMG Scott, “it is soooo, oh, oh, oh, much smaller now”.

    TEE HEE HEE

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    Love the shooters. Had a couple in there.

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    I think that one chick was channeling the moron from that other video… I was expecting her to say “Oh…. my… god!!!!!!!” at least 50 times. That and “It looks like a bray-unnn!”

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    no brachs99813, not nurse k — although as an acolyte, i learned at her knees. the days of bloody glove, sumdood, baiting happy the hapless hospitalist…

    i guess those days are over.
    long live nurse k!

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    How many people that have been here for, well let’s say 4 months or less have taken the time to look at all of the wonderful “upploads” that we have located on the right side of the screen? There are things in there that you can’t even imagine in your wildest dreams. There is also almost every “new” post in there. The first thing that I did before I started trying to post new material was to watch every single video in the archives. Every single one of my favorites are from months and months ago, when they were fresh. Take some time and check some of them out! Perhaps we wont be seeing the same thing day after day. I know it’s exciting to post a video, but it’s so discouraging to get all excited about new videos and then realize, with a shoulder slump that the “new” video is just recycled, without the wonderful intros by Halph.

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    @Widow Thanks for posting the … er “climax.” I’m too ADHD to wade through all the dab dab dab wipe wipe wipe poke poke poke pore play.

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    it was NOT big-but came out pretty clean-coulda been more sebum,but that’s just me-pretty good contribution

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    @ ppm
    must you ALWAYS bring that up? seriously, I didn’t understand how crudely obnoxious it was until now. WHO CARES?! seriously, i think you sort through this site more obsessively than emil.

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    @ schmegmie
    Did you read Inna’s comment below mine? Why not jump all over her as it is the same thing! Get off my back would you? You are like a broken record! You say it is crudely obnoxious? So is all you guys commenting on it! Other people bring it up all the time and I don’t see you jumping all over them. Be fair or just don’t bring it up anymore! If you don’t like me doing it JUST DON”T READ MY COMMENTS! Got it?

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    If you don’t like the reposts then just don’t watch the videos. Got it? GOOD! :)

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    hmmm didn’t think I was talking to anyone but schmegmie….

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    This one has the same little “teardrop” coming out – http://www.popthatzit.com/2011/02/checkin-da-cyst-chunks/

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