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Carving Thanksgiving Cyst
For once I actually did keep the original title from YouTube! Anyways, this is what happens when you invite a doctor to your Thanksgiving Day Dinner. Free surgery in your kitchen. I am thinking he granted cutting privileges to the wife, but you hear the mother exclaim “Be careful! That’s my baby!”
Anyways, after the cutting is…
OH MY GAWD! MY CAT JUST TOOK THE SMELLIEST DUMP EVER! I had to share because while I am writing this my eyes and nostrils are burning WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING you durn feline?!? You are sooooo lucky I love you. Please don’t come out here and lick your butt on my bed!!! I SWEAR you did that on purpose!!!!!!!
Where was I? Oh yeah (after a brief Lysol break, brought to you by Febreeze… I wasn’t taking any chances going in), after the cutting comes a brief, expert squeeze and some good close-ups. But I would suggest a sound on viewing, and maybe we’ll see another version, because I couldn’t count how many cameras, phones, and whatnot were pointed at the scene, forever capturing that wonderful family moment in all its cystic carving glory, that most sacred slice of Holiday joy… who needs Turkey anymore, just make sure to invite Cousin Joe, I hear he has a back covered in comedones and huge sebaceous cysts… does Grandpa Joe still have that overgrown Epidermal Horn on his forehead??? Can’t wait to see next year’s invites…
I’ll stop being a goofball now.
ENJOY!!!
~ H.S.
Originally created by and posted to YouTube by damnjester
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hehe talk about stuffing
It would be nice if the person with the red camera posted their version as well
I love the holiday napkin getting a second use for this, so festive!
Excellent video. I watched with the sound off. Good work. Thank you for the posting.
Now, THIS is truly something for which we may give thanks! And what a patient Thanksgiving TURKEY we see here! My, oh my, oh my… good camera work, too, if a little “distant”.
Very nice find. Loved it.
I give thanks…..
Nice one! Wifey looked very comfy with that scalpel! Like she wanted to go in again, lol.
surely there is more
but yeah,sound off may be a good idea
It’s gone……..thanks to YouTube. Boo hoo…….. :’(