Carving Thanksgiving Cyst

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By Halph Staph   |    8 comments

For once I actually did keep the original title from YouTube! Anyways, this is what happens when you invite a doctor to your Thanksgiving Day Dinner. Free surgery in your kitchen. I am thinking he granted cutting privileges to the wife, but you hear the mother exclaim “Be careful! That’s my baby!”

Anyways, after the cutting is…

OH MY GAWD! MY CAT JUST TOOK THE SMELLIEST DUMP EVER! I had to share because while I am writing this my eyes and nostrils are burning WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING you durn feline?!? You are sooooo lucky I love you. Please don’t come out here and lick your butt on my bed!!! I SWEAR you did that on purpose!!!!!!!

Where was I? Oh yeah (after a brief Lysol break, brought to you by Febreeze… I wasn’t taking any chances going in), after the cutting comes a brief, expert squeeze and some good close-ups. But I would suggest a sound on viewing, and maybe we’ll see another version, because I couldn’t count how many cameras, phones, and whatnot were pointed at the scene, forever capturing that wonderful family moment in all its cystic carving glory, that most sacred slice of Holiday joy… who needs Turkey anymore, just make sure to invite Cousin Joe, I hear he has a back covered in comedones and huge sebaceous cysts… does Grandpa Joe still have that overgrown Epidermal Horn on his forehead??? Can’t wait to see next year’s invites…

I’ll stop being a goofball now.

ENJOY!!!
~ H.S.

Originally created by and posted to YouTube by damnjester