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Saturday, November 14, 2009

Infected Neck Cyst Drain, Party Time!

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By Halph Staph   |    21 comments

The pus – not as thick and cheesy as we like from a sebaceous cyst, but the amount of fun and the conversation flowing about the procedure makes it incredibly enjoyable to watch. And, with our current dry spell, I have been scraping the barrell several times a day looking for something that would satisfy the ever-growing appetites of my fellow popologists. And yes, this a DIY surgery performed in the home, but I think they had a real medical professional – at least he looked like one in those cute green scrubs…

So, to warm you up, here are a few one-liners.

“Don’t vomit in my cyst”

“Do you smell it yet?”

“I missed it?” “You were over there trying to pass out!”

“Do you need a bigger hole?”

“So, am I gonna bleed out?”

Tee-hee. At least they were having a real good time excising his sebaceous cyst. And I hope you have a good time watching! OH! There are even a couple of real good squirts for that extra special touch. lmao!

ENJOY!
~ H.S.

Infected Sebaceous Cyst drained.” originally created by and posted to YouTube by smacktastic

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21 comments have been left so far »
  1. mothereruption
    November 14, 2009

    What a handsome pt. halph! I disagree with the brilliant little medico, excising the cyst. It really wasn’t losing enough blood to be considered hemorrhagic. I think A sm. vessel was sliced, but hey, bleeding is cleansing! These guys were having a good time, and it’s so refreshing to hear good natured conversation about the procedure rather than lunatics squealing and cursing! Good one Halph.. It doesn’t seem like scrapping to me..

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  2. Spooky
    November 14, 2009

    Loved the shoot at the end.

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  3. Puss n boots
    November 14, 2009

    Excellent video HS ! As always we can count on you to send us the best!!!
    It was great to watch someone capable remove the cyst, as well as not hear people freaking out about the proceedure.
    10 STARS!

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  4. luvnpus
    November 14, 2009

    At least one of them is a nurse. You hear one of the women say something like “I haven’t seen this, we don’t get this in labor and delivery”

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  5. lakerhart
    November 14, 2009

    Cute! Him and the cyst. lol

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  6. puseidonadventure
    November 14, 2009

    don’t think the guy in the scrubs was a real doctor though he may play one on tv

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  7. Leann
    November 14, 2009

    What do these people think was gonna come out of it? Everyone acts so surprised in these videos when stuff starts shooting out. JEEZ!

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  8. pimplegetter
    November 14, 2009

    The best part is at about 4:50 into it!!

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  9. pussnstuff
    November 14, 2009

    That was a nice DIY. The explosion is always very satisfying. (sorry if that sounds nasty..hahahahaha!!!)
    I appreciate your efforts Halph & this is a winner.

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  10. ilovepus
    November 15, 2009

    I loved the girl who was like oh man I missed it! LOL! :)

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  11. gilming
    November 15, 2009

    I love this video – they are cute and funny, not annoying. The guy’s buddy Francois is not a very good wingman – throwing out words like: blood clots, hemorraghic, etc. Kind of funny when non-medical people starting using medical terms like they think they know them. And I love the girl doing the cutting. Everything from it’s a big, bloody cyst to a big blackhead to “we don’t see this in Labor and Delivery.” Gotta love that. If there is less blood and mess in her Labor and Delivery room, I had my kids in the wrong place! All of these people I could watch over and over – love the money shot!

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  12. kat
    November 15, 2009

    there must be more in there-that was nothing for a cyst
    and just too much blood

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  13. cybersharque
    November 15, 2009

    Medically speaking, the lapse in technique here lies in a failure to appreciate the lack of fluctuance in the lesion. In lay terms, this was not ripe enough for an i&d. The large amount of redness before the procedure announces that the lesion is still largely a cellulitis. You do not incise cellulitis. You let the immune system do its job, at the end of which you can slice and remove any remnant abscesses that don’t resolve. The tissue is still just too “hot” to finagle with. You also get a much more satisfying popper if the lesion does finally resolve as an abscess >5mm in diameter. Look at this pt., it’s not obvious that the lesion is big enough to call for i&d: conservative tx with warm soaks might work just as well. In other words, we might have a wee bit of surgical makpractice here. I just hope there was no bad outcome.

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  14. profderien
    November 16, 2009

    this comment will make no sense to anyone.

    so why make it? because i can, that’s why. get offa my back, i have had a hard week.

    okay, so i sat back and watched a video about a dude’s nose pimple. very short. watched it four times.

    pressed various buttons on my computer, got set to write a cheery little comment on the production of pus… first, though, thought i would do my due diligence as a civic-minded popologist and carefully parse my way through the commentary that would then precede me.

    so i was a little lost, it’s not unusual!

    so the comments seems a touch weird, *that* is certainly not unusual.

    i was pissed off that my audio was apparently defective, as i had not heard any of what the other poppers claim to have heard, and i was outraged that some people got longer versions of the damn video.

    life had rarely seemed so unfair.

    i thought to myself, “self, something just is not right and it is *so* not right that i don’t think the Sublime One himself could fix it.”

    i mean really. how can people refer to the 4:30 mark when the total viewing time is less than 30 seconds?

    about that time, i glanced up at the video’s title.

    and damned if that hadn’t been changed as well.

    you guys can have your little joke, then. i am taking my marbles and going home.

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  15. mothereruption
    November 16, 2009

    Cybersharque, very nice to see you back.. Why the long absence, or simply being quite?

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  16. cynlynj
    November 16, 2009

    I don’t think all that fresh blood was from someone presqueezing the cyst.
    Must have nicked a blood vessel with the scalpel. Was fun to watch the sack fly out:) The was sure a youngin…one great squirt and the cyst sack squirt. Not much but I’m sure I would have been the same way the minute I felt it, I would be attacking it:) Nice find!

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  17. ppm
    November 16, 2009

    Hugs cybersharque!!! Our beloved almost doctor!!! I learn so much from you! Glad you are back commenting!
    These people look like they are in the health profession but I have learned over the years that it doesn’t mean much to say I am a health professional. I figuered they knew what they were doing! Just goes to show can’t always tell a book by its cover!
    Our cybersharque is back! YAY!

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  18. ppm
    November 16, 2009

    LOL I understood all of it! I just read what you posted here. You are so funny!

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  19. ppm
    November 16, 2009

    Oops I meant to say Prof on that last comment… sorry

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  20. twistercyster
    December 26, 2009

    You say cellulitis needs to be left alone, but I had it in my neck after two surgeries for 3 herniated discs and had to have a 3rd operation to take care of it! They had to re-cut the incision area, go deep and clean the infection out! I was in the hospital for a few days and had a PIC line in for a month! I guess mine was not able to be left alone? I wish I could have video taped my son popping a green bump back on my neck…it was thick, green and chalky. That was a sign of the infection and how my doc suspected cellulitus!!!

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  21. infundibulum
    December 27, 2009

    This one was a tad frustrating to watch. The excessive wiping bugs me. I want more squeeze – less wipe!

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