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The swelling, not massive, but big enough. The pain, obviously excruciating. Why? Because a pin hole just isn’t adequate for a sebaceous cyst or an abscess on the back! I swear the little one Brian could have performed this one fairly well! He knew what Grandpa needed – just listen for when he switches from saying “owwie” to “ice” His oblivious parents think he is still saying “owwie”, but Brian has a better cklue than the rest of the family!
As far as Bacne pops, this only rates a fair. Wish they had the guts to so the ol’ slice and squeeze. Unfortunately, poor gramps had to sit through the painful high pressure squeezes with minimal results.
But he gets her… oh boy does he get her… right in the eye! That alone moves that rating mark up a tad for me. lol
Doing my best, so enjoy the durn video or else I will haunt you in your dreams saying “Owwwwwie, owwwwwwwwwie….” Muawahhahaha!!!
No, really, ENJOY!
~H.S.
“Popping grandpa’s boil” originally created by and posted to YouTube by bubbakill1
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What is that frozen caramel jar? haha
Lame. Too bad this is my first comment video..
so uneventful. she didn’t squeeze that thing long enough, just kept pumping it. make a bigger hole, lady! do love the cold sauce jar numbing technique.
well… i saw this when it first came out… and it hasn’t improved. not sure what about it is post worhy. no offense, just calling it as i see it. and i see… not much.
I just wanted to stop it and scream at the same time.
The puncture was too small and the squeezing too close. I wanted to push that squeezer out of the way and do that “owie” myself!
First off, doesn’t the cheese come out better after a warm wet compress is applied, rather than freezing it?
Secondly, wear safety glasses
Third, quit saying owwwwie
heehe
oh well, would still rather see a unsatisfying bacne cheese attempt than some crazy superworm infestation of a dog or huge bowl o knee blood, but that’s just my humble opinion…..don’t mind me….hehe
well,if it wasn’t for the screaming commentary,we wouldn’t know anything was happening.
could the guy with the cam not get ANY closer?
Well there are 9 min and 31 sec of my life that I’ll never get back… ever hear of Exacto? Knife tip? Box cutter? Any of these would have been better than a PIN to get the innards of this CYST to pop out! I am just hoping since she didn’t get everything out she’ll have another chance to POP this and film it right! oh Kat? He probably was worried about losing his hearing more if he got closer… sheesh.
ehh… I gave up and went to watch an old favorite
My ex used to try to “pop” my zits in much this same fashion. They would always get so much worse! I don’t know how many times I tried to show him the right way to get it! Yeah. Definitely needs a warm compress.
But one sentiment still remains: I wish MY family was this close.
it came to me! this vid is the perfect example of “grabbing defeat out of the jaws of victory”!
no… actually, i am posting a second comment in order to propose a new category for submissions in tag terms: some term to reflect a high level of popping ignorance. i dunno, something like LOSERS or FAILS?
“Make a bigger hole!”, I screamed on the second and third time I watched. I give up, she’s not listening to me or Brian.
A huge zit in the wrong hands is a terrible thing. This could have been an award winning video with a different cast, crew, and director. Grandpa’s zit will never work in this town again!
The first time I ever wanted to jump in, scream, and rant and rave at a video. I love those types of zits. Those are usually what we get to pop. And for God’s sake just get in and do it. What was up with the shot of your face in the video. Pop the zit on the back. Listen, two pointer finger and squeeze — see I am so agitated I can’t even write any more.
God I hate it when they don’t do it right and just fart around and waste our time! If you are going to do it do it right for f**k sake! *gurrrrrrr* And that one had such promise….
It has been a very long time since I witnessed such a circus of errors. Tell me brothers and sisters, was the person with the camera elevated above all this nonsense? You are 100% Jolly, warm it up to make it soft, yet she was trying to push chilled sebum through a tiny hole. Did I see her wipe her face with the same cloth she dabbed that area with. We know sebum isn’t infected drainage, but there sure is alot af bacteria there. My kids would say FAIL! When she did make minimal progress her hands were in the way. why are you elevated cameraman? to get a GOOD view, again FAIL. The same individual that planned this circus trimmed the popper’s bangs! What was that jar she was applying to his back? I believe I seen an open area on the second finger she was attempting to squeeze with. OH my. Then we have dude with yin and yang. No harmony in your universe tonight guy! Peace…
That was by no means a “boil” they didn’t get as much as the slang term correct! Oh Halph what to do? Now you’re gonna haunt me and taunt me with mwhoo-ha ha and I find that to be a creepy noise! OK I loved the vid. hee hee I love you, sister! Does that get me a reprieve? You’re really something!
That was p and 1/2 minutes of my life I will never get back.
meant to say 9 and 1/2 minutes.
Aww kids, I know it wasn’t that good. But as far as post worthy – it gets us commenting, and venting, and I know we all need to vent. lol! I agree, prof, a category called “FAIL” would be great.
I’ll tell ya tho’, there are hundreds of zit vids I would never ever ever post on here. Out of focus, epileptic camera person, screaming minors, pops so small you aren’t sure there is even a zit there… so be glad I am picky, even if you don’t agree with every single one I post. Remember, you can always opt to stop watching it if a vid bugs you that much. This is by far not the worst video I’ve seen on this site.
~ H.S.
Grandma, please show granddaughter how it’s done.