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Monday, November 16, 2009

Drunken Kitchen Back Cyst Surgery and Tweezer Hunt

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By Halph Staph   |    18 comments

OK, its early, or late, depending on how you look at 1 o’clock a.m., so I’m a bit fuzzy brained. How this story goes is some friends got together, drank some wine, found out one of them had a back cyst – and out came the razor blade.

“To the kitchen!” they cry.

“But who will hold the camera, for we are so very drunk!” hic

“Me! Me! Me! If I gotta…” laughter, followed by more hiccups

Let’s just leave it at that the person who did decide to be Camera Guy – be glad he wasn’t cut and squeeze guy. I think the problem really surfaced when a pop went long and they couldn’t find where it landed. Camera Guy seemed to really want to know what happened to the missing exudate. Maybe he was worried about finding it with his bare feet when wandering into the kitchen in the dark before sunrise. Then there was the call for tweezers – and my educated guess is Camera Guy dropped that job and ran off to the closet to put on his Tweezer Guy uniform! Unfortunately, we get left looking at the popcorn ceiling whilst they try and find said tweezers to pluck out the last bit of the cyst – the most revered cyst wall, aka, The Sac.

So while it falls short of being a 5 star, it has some very worthy pus piles and the Squeezer did a fantastic job of clearing it out. Just keep in mind, we need these people to keep filming, and I do tell them when I am going to cross post to PTZ, with the hopes they will swing by and take a look at the site. Emil also usually posts a note to the creators when it goes live, as well. So, when commenting, remember, we do want them to come back, or possibly do more videos so we can enjoy their pustulant adventures vicariously! lol. May you get at least 3 stars of enjoyment, my fellow popologists!

ENJOY!
~ H.S.

awesome cyst removal” originally created by and posted to YouTube by amyalmighty1

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18 comments have been left so far »
  1. CystFace
    November 16, 2009

    This vid started so great but the camera man failed at the end. Nice pus but it sucked when they put the camera down for the last minute. They kept talking about what they were doing but what a tease when they never picked the camera up again!

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  2. Mr. McPimple
    November 16, 2009

    The camera work totally sucked. Made me dizzy.

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  3. lakerhart
    November 16, 2009

    They are in bathing suits. It is a good thing they starting cutting cysts or they might have drown. Drunkards.

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  4. mothereruption
    November 16, 2009

    Words of my dear departed husband “theres nothing in there!” as I was mashing out mounds! a feeble attempt to get me to stop! I always knew better! These guys are neat Halph! His female friends may get offended with the constant remarks about a facial! These guys are having fun! Good for the heart. Thanks for the smile Halph, you’re a good lady.

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  5. sickpuppy
    November 16, 2009

    That was Great you you guys! Please continue to post! Despite not so nice comments about camera work. Great cottage cheese. And we don’t get enough of these!

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  6. kat
    November 16, 2009

    why can’t the cam be given to someone competent?

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  7. cutthestalk
    November 16, 2009

    Great post as always Halph!! You are my hero!!

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  8. staphonly
    November 16, 2009

    I was so hongry for that core!

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  9. zitsphoria
    November 16, 2009

    mmmmm…cream cheese and beer.

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  10. ppm
    November 16, 2009

    Well that is about 4 minutes of my life I’ll never get back. There was some good popping there but not nearly enough to warrant 5 minutes PLUS the parts we missed because of drunk camera person. This is one reason I don’t drink and never have. I have never seen anything FUN in being drunk. You act stupid, cuss, and in general are idiotic.
    Not your fault H.S. There just isn’t much out there right now. I liked your other one that had little to no popping better. And staphonly… I don’t think cysts have cores. I think that is boils and some pimples.

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  11. Puss n boots
    November 16, 2009

    Thanks to a great start to the week HS! I agree with the grumbles regarding camera work, but they all can’t be works of art now can they.
    As for the cheese, it’s there and great squeezing, but the vid is all but up at 3:57.
    Thanks again Halph.

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  12. zitsphoria
    November 16, 2009

    mmm…cream cheese and beer.

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  13. puseidonadventure
    November 17, 2009

    it’s so much fun viewing their reactions…..just like imagining the enthusiasm of the first rube Druids encountering Stonehenge

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  14. snapcracklepop
    November 17, 2009

    Quite a bit came out for a cyst that didn’t look that big at the beginning. The camera work made me feel dizzy. On a positive note, at least it wasn’t as long as “Cloverfield” lol I think the popper had a great attitude, but it’s probably a good video to watch with the sound off.

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  15. bogey1
    November 17, 2009

    such shitty camera work

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  16. Halph Staph
    November 17, 2009

    lol, Snapcracklepop, I like the Cloverfield comment. Yes, you can watch it with the sound off, but some of the comments are actually humorous. Even the dialogue that continues after the camera is set down I found gave me a chuckle or two.

    See, when I first saw it, my fiance was sleeping so I had the sound turned waaaaay down myself. It wasn’t until much later that I actually listened to it where I could hear everything.

    Its unfortunate that for some people – drinking and shooting a video don’t mix. New PTZ slogan – “Don’t Drink and Film!” But if you want to pop zits, cysts or whatever while tipping a few back that’s okay, because I swear most videos wouldn’t be made otherwise! tee hee.

    ~H.S.

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  17. Spooky
    November 18, 2009

    Camera work sucked but at least we saw some goo.

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  18. sarge1064
    November 21, 2009

    I give it one star, due to the terrible camerawork. I really think that if one is going to do a job, then DO IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. Sloppy camera work is a drag on these videos; it is frustrating to be watching a perfectly good squeeze session, and then… “Where did he go, doc, which way did he go?”. It’s like my other pet peeve with supposedly adult people screaming at the tops of their lungs over a little bit of pus. Cripes, I’ve assisted I don’t know how many MDs in my ER on I&Ds, and I’ve seen FAR Worse than these. I’m just sorry that I never had a camera, back then!!!

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