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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Carp’s Cyst Everywhere

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By ppm   |    54 comments

Now I JUST FOUND THIS! It is HUGE and I didn’t have the sound on. It doesn’t get started really until about 1 min. 45 secs. in. I didn’t watch every second but there is at least ONE batch of good cottage cheese and a bunch of good squirts. I have NO IDEA what they are saying but it looks like it is a good time!
I hope y’all enjoy it… I can’t wait til I get home to hear it.
– ppm

posted on YouTube by goodwood7590 on Nov. 18, 2009

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54 comments have been left so far »
  1. Emilbus20
    November 19, 2009

    awesome!! 2:20 mark is one of the best squirts i have seen!!! Great job!

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  2. Zit-0bsessed-girl
    November 19, 2009

    lol i liked the 4 fingers glove
    and they are as dumb as a fuck.. cut it wide open! so it won’t squirt and you could see the pus coming out.. fuckers.

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  3. lakerhart
    November 19, 2009

    HAHAHA finger condoms! That is not going to save you from shooting pus like that. lol BTW it is better without sound. Too much screaming.

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  4. Puss n boots
    November 19, 2009

    Excellent Find PPM! I’m home today & just loged in to catch this beauty!
    Sweet!

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  5. slider1964
    November 19, 2009

    Is this in a dorm?

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  6. ppm
    November 19, 2009

    LOVE your avatar/icon slider! Love penguins here if ya didn’t know! lol

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  7. kat
    November 19, 2009

    nice what you could see,but yet another crappy cam man

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  8. kat
    November 19, 2009

    anf yeah,i muted it too

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  9. zitnewbie
    November 19, 2009

    That thing is massive! Is there a Guiness Record for long distance shooter? I love how they were prepared enough to have masks and a barf bag for wussy boy. Why didn’t they use gloves instead of those condoms?!

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  10. slider1964
    November 19, 2009

    Thanks !!!

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  11. Momz4Girlz
    November 19, 2009

    WOW! Nice!!! What was up with the cam tho?? Looked like he had a magnifying glass or something attached–not used to seeing the lens. Hmmmm

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  12. lapopper
    November 19, 2009

    I don’t think they finished it – it’ll be back!

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  13. slider1964
    November 19, 2009

    Btw those are Latex finger cots. If you could use those as a “condom” it would be quite unfortunate!!!ROFL!!!

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  14. GunkRockGirl
    November 19, 2009

    Ohhhh MAN!
    These guys remind me of my college dorm days. We used to run screaming up and down the halls too. But it did get annoying after a while.
    Awsome distance on the puss though!

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  15. bogey1
    November 19, 2009

    thank goodness for volume control – had the potential to be a great video – that thing was huge

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  16. Abscession
    November 19, 2009

    Great blood squirt at 3:10.

    I liked the hardcore chick at the beginning: “I’ll catch that shit!”
    Plus she tells everyone to chill because nothing’s even happening yet.
    I wish they would have listened.

    If I was there I would have told them that they were in the presence of greatness and it was a time for quiet awe not flailing hysterics.

    Good, good find PPM!

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  17. CystFace
    November 19, 2009

    That is a great find. They were having fun with that massive pus generator. And that must be a record for squirting.

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  18. Cal1833
    November 19, 2009

    Oh my God that is pure GOLD!

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  19. Whitneyfrier09
    November 19, 2009

    This seriously just made my day!!!!!THANKYOU SOOOOO MUCH!!!

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  20. mothereruption
    November 19, 2009

    Got in on the tail end of this one! You got it slider, Finger Cots. makes me think of a proctologists office! They are used in labs when for collection of rectal tissue when you insert just the tip of your finger, get a sample and slide it. im sure they have other uses as well. They come rolled up just like a condom in a box of thousands, they sure can be used for a practicle joke! Well enough of that! Simply a beautiful cyst, the filmer appeared to be more interested in the co-eds than the cyst. Whats with the round lense and the echo effect? Was he playing? I wish he was more interested in filming the cyst.

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  21. norton
    November 19, 2009

    Mom E… at work we laugh and call them lepri-condoms….

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  22. lilzitgitter
    November 19, 2009

    They begin squeezing inside and it gets all over a batch of random dishes. The girl screams, “Don’t get that on my dishes” and on that note, they decide it is better to spurt tons of potential bacteria all down a dorm hallway. They look like little mini hazmat wannabes and yet they goosh the whole dorm with cyst guts!

    No wonder MRSA is on the rise… I realize this isn’t necessarily MRSA, but the concept of going out to a public hallway just struck me as very college-like behavior.

    LOL and my eldest son is what… a freshman. Yeah. That.

    lil z – wishing the best for the man with the mini-mountain on his shoulder

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  23. Zitzophrenia
    November 19, 2009

    Bravo! I think we all needed that!

    I was tempted to mute it like almost everyone else, but I didn’t so I just turned the volume down. I never thought I would say this, but for once I’m glad I left the sound on. It’s so damn funny how quiet they all get when the incision is being made. One second you can hear ALL of them shouting and then BAM! Dead silence! LMAO! ;)

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  24. youwantsomefrieswiththatshake
    November 19, 2009

    did anyoe else notice the guy standing on the other side filming??? he had a much better view and closer too! PLUS he was serious about his filming….would LOVE to see his film! check him out in the kitchen right before they move to the hall, he got the good shot!

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  25. chrisa
    November 19, 2009

    AWESOME! wow, that could have provided hours of entertainment. just me, the cyst. alone in a quiet room, no distractions, just the two of us, maybe a nice bottle of wine…*sigh*
    OMG, does that sound romantic or what?! LOL!

    god i really need to get out more ;)

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  26. magna-cum-pus
    November 19, 2009

    Great find PPM. This one’s gotta go viral like the recent “World’s Biggest Zit” phenom.

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  27. namrebah
    November 19, 2009

    wow.. nice one like to know distance that one went..
    and whats with that camra lens .. I felt like a fly,, lol.
    vary cool

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  28. chynna
    November 19, 2009

    ditto to what sit-obssed said

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  29. sarge1064
    November 19, 2009

    What couldv’e been a GREAT vid turned out to be terrible, and AGAIN because of too much childish shrieking by (drunken??) friends, and the camerawork was shaky at best and all over the place at worst. The angles were terrible, and the view was blocked time and again, and they were more worried about getting a little pus on themselves than they were with doing a minor surgery in a proper manner, and so as not to injure poor old Carp. And why were they out in the freakin’ hall?????

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  30. profderien
    November 19, 2009

    thanks, ppm. this is gonna go cult.

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  31. Spooky
    November 19, 2009

    LOVED IT!!!!!!!

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  32. analwart
    November 19, 2009

    I just stopped by to say that I am AnalWart. The End!

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  33. Sumaric73
    November 19, 2009

    OMFG, he could have enrolled that thing into Kindergarten!!!

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  34. cynlynj
    November 19, 2009

    Great find! The squeezer was great he went for it! The fisheye lens wasn’t necessary would have rather seen more close up zooming. I hope the other guy with the camera out in the hall uploads his footage…he was right on top of him:) Could be another great video from a closer view:)

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  35. mothereruption
    November 19, 2009

    Yep Norton, one of the “several uses” LOL
    Chrisa, you crack me up! That beauty did deserve some special considerations, wish I was alone with it as well.. Or with some of my fetish filled friends, that would be even better.. Could you imagine a crowd of us in a room with such a zit?

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  36. staphonly
    November 19, 2009

    That thing…that glorious thing!

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  37. staphonly
    November 19, 2009

    …shit just got real.

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  38. pussnstuff
    November 20, 2009

    That was HUGE. I wasn’t expecting it to explode that far after the cut & some of the contents was expressed out. I didn’t see the sac being removed..hopefully we’ll see it again. Nice find PPM!!!

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  39. jumbob
    November 20, 2009

    This one just may go classic in spite of the usual bad camera work and incomplete cyst destruction, because of the incredible explosive blast they got in the hallway, and how excited these kids were to discover the hidden joys of giving quick release to all that pressure built up in an infected pore.

    Whoever mentioned MRSA above hit the nail on the head! Dang, kids, that’s infectious organic matter you’re splurching on dishes and counter tops, not to mention on the hallway floors! It might be “just” staph or strep, but still, it’s infection gunk splattered on the hall floor! Man am I glad I’m not in college today!

    (Although I do wonder about the college experience today, and what it would be like to be in college when the dating of my time has been replaced by “hooking up”. It sounds fairly joyless – more like today’s bar scene for the divorced crowd. But even that at least has, or had, some flirting and playful aspects to it.)

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  40. GunkRockGirl
    November 20, 2009

    You know, I just realized that the guys seem WAAAAY more into this than the girls do.
    You know, usually guys complain that girls love to pick at stuff, and yeah, there are girls there, but the dudes are all like “You’re a fuckin’ champ Carp!” and it’s a guy going after it, brave enough to challenge the puss monster that lived on Carp’s neck.
    Although the one girl does exclaim, “I’m gonna buy you a beer!”
    Oh, priceless.

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  41. gilming
    November 20, 2009

    What’s with the camera? I agree, I felt like a fly. I prefer to be a botfly so I could lay eggs on the irritating people surrounding the cysts we want to see LOL. The nerve. I’ll get them!

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  42. ilovepus
    November 20, 2009

    FANTASTIC find!!! What a biggie, and those squirts were insssssssssssane, especially that one in the hall. Loved the guy with the vomit bag, lol. That was excellent. :)

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  43. snapcracklepop
    November 20, 2009

    This was a great find! I’m not a fan of the fish eye lens, but it was a good vid. I think the enthusiasm of college added to it. My favorite non pop moment was the pep talk at the end… “you’re a champ” and “I’ll buy you a beer!” Ah, takes me back to the old college days. The finger cots were freaking hilarious. I wish the camera work was better, but I think it’s going to be a popular video

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  44. cwjam
    November 20, 2009

    One of the best shooters I’ve seen on here.

    One question…. why, oh why do so many of these people decide to do this in the freaking KITCHEN, of all places?!?!?! That flying crap got all over the dishes and the counter where food is prepared. I don’t get the feeling from observing this bunch they are the cleanest people in the first place so now I have the vision of food laying in cyst remains and them eating off those dishes. Grossssss!!!!!!!!!

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  45. makemevomit
    November 21, 2009

    these guys reaction is too hilarious! i actually laughed out loud.

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  46. Poppy
    November 21, 2009

    Hummmm I wonder….did anyone measure that last squirt in the hall? That might have been a world record shooter!

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  47. JodieD75
    November 21, 2009

    Aw, this cyst had great potential, but the person who filmed it sucks. How annoying that he kept running away! Coward!

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  48. Gabina
    November 21, 2009

    Why can’t I download this video? (or any other one for that matter?) Please help! This one sounds pretty good to me!

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  49. qwertyffun
    November 22, 2009

    omg

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  50. Twifty
    November 23, 2009

    would be fun to have beers while watching that… don’t do it in the kitchen next time! I would totally have to sterilize the whole place after that great squirt!

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  51. alleykitten
    November 23, 2009

    I actually said “Holy shit!” aloud. The fisheye lens would have worked well if he stayed steady.

    That was awesome!

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  52. ppm
    November 23, 2009

    I just noticed that goodwood7590 made a comment on his video:
    Thanks for the comments, keep them coming! Part II and the other camera view coming soon! Ha!
    I can’t wait!

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  53. DaytonPaul
    November 29, 2009

    Don;t know why I thought of thid but my Ex girkfriend was kinda heavy so she had fat on her upper arm,well her upper arm got stabed with a thorn but it didn’t bleed or heal so I guess this indention of a thorn will be there forever and it get dead skin cells crude whateve built up in iy do for fun I’d dig the stuff out of it and by crude I mean basicacly a huge solid whiteish head I had to plop out with a needle I wish I had a hole like that. It must of never bleed or healed cause it wasn’t meat it went into pure fat IDK

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  54. Skull Ranch Cowboy
    February 5, 2010

    Great scores for distance and accuracy.

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