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Sunday, October 11, 2009

Piles and Piles of Pus!

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By Halph Staph   |    62 comments

Talk about hot off YouTube – 22 minutes! Just by happenstance, since I was (*gasp*) actually researching a new novel. Decided to take a break, catch a pus vid or two…. and this is what I found. I truly believe it is gonna give that “other” World’s Biggest Zit vid a run for its money.

But who doesn’t love watching a group of people really having fun popping a huge cyst. Screams, OMG’s all around, disagreements, laughter aplenty…. and pus pus pus! Gotta love those DIY surgeries!

I won’t bore you anymore, just watch this with someone you love. Or someone you hate who pukes at the sight of fake blood. Whatever you desire. Just watch it. Now. Really, don’t reschedule or procrastinate. Yes you, ya lazy bum. Hit the play button already! Sheesh! Why are you still reading this? Afraid I’ll reveal the secret of life, the universe, and everything while you are watching a pus vid? I mean, its not like you couldn’t have come back afterwards to finish reading my intro. You know I blab on and on and on. See? You are delaying the fun, still! PUSH PLAY! (The secret to happiness is be happy where you are, be patient, and be kind, just to satisfy your gall durn curiosity. Now will you watch the video, please?)

hehehe
ENJOY!
~ H.S.

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62 comments have been left so far »
  1. Emilbus20
    October 11, 2009

    eggggggg celenttt!!!!

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  2. Tatts
    October 11, 2009

    Wow!

    Good lighting. Good camera work. Plenty of good stuff! :)

    One of the best!

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  3. CystFace
    October 11, 2009

    That is wonderful.

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  4. thedude814
    October 11, 2009

    couldn’t have said it better my self! I know that feeling wanting to get the sack out but on the other hand not wanting to hurt the patient… excellent choice even though it may return… thank you

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  5. Twisted Cyster
    October 11, 2009

    Yeeeaaaahhhhh !!! Great Vid,…. Halph >10points , Vid >5star. Nice Sebum Burst ! Realy a good CHEESY one

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  6. plinker
    October 11, 2009

    glorious!

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  7. Sgt.Popper
    October 11, 2009

    Oops, I’m new. Anyhow, I’d just like to say thats my vote for Zit of the year.

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  8. Vlood
    October 11, 2009

    Great video I loved the argument over the sack at the end.

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  9. SuzieQ2
    October 11, 2009

    Halph, you are my hero! The tug-of-war with the sac was epic. Wonderful posting. Thank you all involved.

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  10. D Mang
    October 11, 2009

    What is the sack attached too? Can’t that shit just be pulled out?

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  11. JStorm
    October 11, 2009

    “Mashed Potatoes – serves 4″

    An instant classic. (the girl was cute too)

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  12. squirtymcsquirt
    October 11, 2009

    I loved the screaming…I couldn’t stop laughing each time I watched it. Every wave of pus caused her to scream out in terror. I love that kind of stuff!

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  13. Mr. McPimple
    October 11, 2009

    Unfuckingbelievable!!!! The guy videoing this amazing video was funny as hell!

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  14. savruk
    October 11, 2009

    This is great, but how stupid can girls be? I can see why men only hang around them for sex, because I would have to seriously injure any female who acted like most of the ones on these v.

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  15. Zit-0bsessed-girl
    October 11, 2009

    damn this dude is hawt.. i would love to pop his cyst :)

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  16. bogey1
    October 11, 2009

    that’s gotta be the largest volume of stuff coming out of a cyst I’ve ever seen

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  17. Innaffitoften
    October 11, 2009

    Excellent! Most Excellent! Who in God’s name would give this less than a 5? WoW! But seriously, God am I glad that I am married, too many savruk’s in the world! Injure someone? That’s just lovely. Seems that posting comments has just become a place for people to vent there unleashed anger and frustrations. How sad. The Decline Of Western Civilization indeed.

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  18. Spooky
    October 11, 2009

    EXCELLENT!!!!!

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  19. chrisa
    October 11, 2009

    great video all around. glad he cut out at least a good portion of the sack.

    now as far as “SAVRUK” and his piss poor misogynistic attitude goes, he no doubt never gets laid, is probably an immature, miserable little, acne-laden, teen dweeb that has no life, other than hanging out with those that are also ignorant little cockroaches much like himself.

    your snotty, mean-spirited comments are not welcome here. so either grow up you dumb sh*t or piss-off and let the rest of us enjoy this site in peace.

    sincerly,
    chrisa

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  20. chrisa
    October 11, 2009

    INNA,
    i am not married for the same reason you are married, too many of savruk’s kind running around. at least i am raising my son to respect women, wonder where his mother went wrong or if she even bothered at all.

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  21. Puss n boots
    October 11, 2009

    Inna, Chrisa, I find it best to not encourage those who leave “nasty, & misguided posts” by not responding to them at all! Their sentiments don’t require responses, nor do any of us with 1/2 a wit who visit this site need to validate their nonsense!
    This post was the absolute BEST Video I have seen in the longest time!!!!!
    Halph Staph you absolutely ROCK thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
    Happy Thanks Giving everyone!

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  22. OhHellNaw
    October 11, 2009

    that thing looked like a flower blooming in time-lapse. seriously, people just go at htese things without even learning anything about them first?

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  23. jumbob
    October 11, 2009

    WOW! This vid immediately joins the Pantheon of the greatest videos of putrescent expression: Charles Manson’s Mashed Potatoes; Never-ending Spanish Back Toothpaste; Eureka!; and The Best Back Zit.

    “Piles and Piles of Pus” is a major find from that most prolific of Pus-Finders, Halph Staph.

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  24. Innaffitoften
    October 11, 2009

    chrisa, I love you!

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  25. profderien
    October 11, 2009

    {rolling eyes} get a room, you two.

    where can i get a pair of blue clown gloves?

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  26. chrisa
    October 11, 2009

    inna, must be because i quit smoking, i am a tad irritable ya know, LOL!

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  27. zitlover
    October 11, 2009

    Just fantastic!

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  28. ilovepus
    October 12, 2009

    That was epic. And this is my first post after finally registering. :) I really do love pus, my husband calls me a freak for it!

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  29. gilming
    October 12, 2009

    His friend sounds like Spiccoli on Fast Times at Ridgemont High LOL

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  30. brachs99813
    October 12, 2009

    Video was awesome but I want to force feed the pus to the girl who kept screaming. One scream I can forgive if someone is genuinely startled by something, but to keep screaming when you’re not in danger is just stupid.

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  31. Boobie1961
    October 12, 2009

    That is NASTY!!!! How long has that been there? All that pus. I would of just pulled the last of the pus out even if it would of hurt. That’s some nasty shit. GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!

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  32. Mr. McPimple
    October 12, 2009

    I keep watching this video over and over. The girl screaming, and the guy making the comments are GREAT!! Total awesomeness!

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  33. mothereruption
    October 12, 2009

    without a doubt, the best since the head cyst, “new technique” I believe it was called. A perfect 10 zit wise.
    Sweet Jesus why don’t people speak normally when making a vid?! I mean really, super MONO-TONE with the guy and ear shattering squeals from the girl. So child-like. They almost ruined a visual nirvana for me. I hate it!

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  34. mothereruption
    October 12, 2009

    without a doubt, the best since the head cyst, “new technique” I believe it was called. A perfect 10 zit wise.
    Sweet Jesus why don’t people speak normally when making a vid?! I mean really, super MONO-TONE with the guy and ear shattering squeals from the girl. So child-like. They almost ruined a visual nirvana for me. I hate it! Hey Halph, read my comment already, OK? I mean right now…….

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  35. ppm
    October 12, 2009

    I rarely have the sound on when I watch these videos. It always kind of ruins what is going on. Sometimes it is entertaining but most of the time there is inane conversation going on. This is a good video, H.S. It feels great to get the luck of the draw and find it first isnt’ it? AND I love your commentary. You must be a professional writer because you add so much to the videos you post!

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  36. schmegmie
    October 12, 2009

    my tiff was the lack of basic understanding of anatomy. thats the sebaceous gland that got infected and filled with pus. the gland needs to be removed as well as the pus to prevent further infection. it’s a part of his body, but not skin. i’m surprised it’s even inverted.

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  37. pussnstuff
    October 12, 2009

    “get under it baby” gigglle, shriek, “OH MY GOD!!! “Pull it all.”
    Hope she didn’t cut through his artery!!!! hahahha!!! Nice. Thank you Halph

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  38. sweetfuckingjesus
    October 12, 2009

    Baby, that was one of the best vids I’ve seen in a while, Baby.

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  39. poppinfresh
    October 12, 2009

    Fantastic

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  40. snapcracklepop
    October 12, 2009

    Excellent video! I loved the guy’s advice to the girl popping it– “go wide!” lol

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  41. Innaffitoften
    October 13, 2009

    {rolls eyes} Well prof, we would get a room but we just can’t seem to remeber the cheap “by the hour” one that you personally recommend. “Meh”!

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  42. savruk
    October 14, 2009

    can you justify the girls behavior? I give her 10 years to grow up. Like I said, most of the females in v are annoying

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  43. Innaffitoften
    October 14, 2009

    Yes, I can. She was being silly and a “drama queen” for a video tape. Because she couldn’t be the main character, she made sure that she was heard. It was a crazy, silly group experience, and she wanted her voice heard. Was it juvenile? Yes. Does it deserve berating her over and over? (you’re beating a dead horse here savruk) No. Does she deserve “serious injury” for being young? Most definately not. Unless you were some brooding teen full of angst, you probably would have found her “hot”, however long ago it was that you were a young man full of surging hormones. Now, because of the “Greatest Joke Ever Played By God”, those hormones are diminishing, and while women become more mature and start catching our own groove of hormones, you old codgers look more and more like grumpy old men with beer bellies, with a twisted sense of “if she’s irritating, just slap her around a bit”. There are plenty of annoying guys in videos, did you fail to notice, or are you really that much of a male chauvanist pig? How about the fact 9/10’s of them are slobbering drunks? Can you justify that behavior? Nevermind, don’t answer that. I am sick of hearing about it from you. Move on.

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  44. ZitFreak
    October 15, 2009

    Whaaa!!! It’s gone!!!

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  45. chynna
    October 22, 2009

    Great Vid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but it gonna grow back because you did not get the sack, since it was a cyst. So I guess when it fills back up do another video just next time get the sak. I cant wait till it fills up

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  46. zitlover
    October 23, 2009

    “Go wide!” LOL

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  47. cyst1988
    October 24, 2009

    lol 03:55 “that’s bacteria.”

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  48. JodieD75
    October 25, 2009

    Oh my gawd!!! That was the best I’ve seen so far. I’m thankfully blessed now with ooze-free skin, but I do strangely miss those days when popping zits from my forehead that would shoot pus on the mirror. This was so fulfilling!!

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  49. savruk
    October 27, 2009

    I am a women of a certain age. I make comments about boys/men and girls/women. I find at least 1/4 of all v with women that they scream, even the older ones. I suppose I am too serious and find it embarassing to watch girls act like playboy bunnies.

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  50. miss priss
    October 27, 2009

    And just like that Inna’s assumption of “male chauvanist pig” was tossed right on it’s arse.

    Savruk: You made my day. You go woman! :-)

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  51. mothereruption
    October 27, 2009

    Savruk, I feel ya, makes my skin crawl, I suppose age has something to do with it, I’m not all that serious.. However, i learned along time ago to watch these posts without vol. I miss very little with my ears, most is picked up with the eyes thats important. it saves my nerves really!

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  52. savruk
    October 27, 2009

    I think you are right, no audio. I really liked this video, it had all I want.

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  53. mothereruption
    November 24, 2009

    honestly dear, that isn’t pus. It’s sebum, an oily discharge, not infected at all, but U’m sure it has plenty of bacteria. You could probably fry an egg in all of that!

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  54. mothereruption
    November 24, 2009

    please darlings, quit calling it pus! I’ll dance at your next wedding!!

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  55. ppm
    November 24, 2009

    Omgosh! I can’t believe I commented so blithely about this video! It is a classic you found HS! Bravo! I love how the sebum comes out like a blossoming flower! Isn’t that cool? and MomE is right… not pus at all… sebum.

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  56. jumbob
    January 12, 2010

    It’s…it’s….GONE! No! No!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!

    What the hell is it with YT and vids which are our very life’s blood? I mean, this was an instant classic, and now it’s gone.

    They killed Kenny! Bastards!

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  57. PoisonIvy
    January 20, 2010

    Hello, I am new here, but I have been watching the vids for a while now, and this one is one of the ones I like best. It never fails to make me laugh at the interaction between the camera man and the “operator”. I just love the patient’s reaction when he lifts his head and looks at the pile of paper towels with the contents of the cyst!

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  58. Monkis
    January 30, 2010

    That was FUCKING AWESOME!!! That was a 5 star! I had to turn down the volume because of that loud ass skank screaming, DAMN! I can’t stand that shit!

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  59. Monkis
    February 3, 2010

    What an awesome video! It’s too bad that stupid cunt had to keep screaming like a fucking idiot. DAMN… I wish I could just reach my hand in the computer and knock those loud ass skanks out!

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  60. sexandzitz
    February 5, 2010

    I NEED to find a big gooey 5***** cyst like that!

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  61. popcorn
    February 9, 2010

    OmG!!!OMG!!! sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger

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  62. Skull Ranch Cowboy
    February 22, 2010

    I wish that think would have jumped out and hit the camera dude right in the mouth to shut him the hell up. Loved the action though. A real keeper.

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