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Once upon a time, a man named Pete had a cyst on his back. So he made an appointment and went to the doctor.
“Don’t worry Pete, it will come out someday.”
Pete went home. The next year, the cyst was still on his back, and seemed bigger. So, Pete made another appointment with the doctor, and off he went.
“Don’t worry Pete, it will come out someday.”
The next year, Pete had a different insurance plan, an HMO which didn’t cover “cysts on backs”, it only covered “teenage acne vulgaris until the age of 18″. So Pete decided to do what thousands of Americans do every day, he got someone in his family to pop the sucker, make a video and slap it up on YouTube.
At least the doctor was right – it DID come out someday. And boy, did it STINK!!!!
ENJOY!
~ H.S.
“Pete’s Pusy Pimple” originally posted by MrSqueezy23 on YouTube
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Should keep a base amount in there to seed the next squeeze session.
That was soooo cool when the blackhead came out! I loved it! It seems like they’re definitely Aussies. I couldn’t believe she told Pete, “No wonder your bum smells!”. Holy hell! How embarrasing!
They were absolutely Aussies, I would say from up North, either North Queensland or Northern territory. Pete seemed like a great “bloke” , he just layed there and took it like a man
Perhaps “Pete Popped a Pustulant Pimple” could be a contender for Video of the Year?
absolutely, infundibulum! pete is positively (s)plendiforous…
haha this was awesome
You know, I don’t think these things stink (abcesses and other things with pus do). I think it is all mental. Kind of like when you see a homeless person on the street, or someone really dirty looking sits next to you somewhere. The first thing you do is take in a small sniff to see if they stink. I have popped many a cyst on my chin and shoulders and it never smelled rank.
You are a lucky one, then – my long ago ex-boyfriend had a back covered in cysts and comedones… and some of them were quite old and infected… never ever in my life smelled anything worse except for a cat I had who would leave anal gland droplets once in a great while… *that* smell made me upchuck!
I used to get these all the time but MUCH smaller and they still packed a punch. It is oily, dead skin cells left in a warm, moist enviroment; similar to but worse than never washing behind your ears or in your belly button.
“popitlikeitshot” lmao! I love your name!
No. some of them really do stink, not all of them, but I know from personal experience that some of them really do stink.
The one on my husband’s back stunk to high-heaven! It had such a foul odor. Too bad nobody would hold the video camera while I was a-poppin’ away. Our living room was a stink-fest due to one large back cyst from hell. We all cleaned up well when it was done.
2:36 was the climax when the blackhead part FINALLY oozes out. Whew!!!
Ah, it’s enough to renew my faith in God, this video. Particularly when the Red Sea parts, at the 1:37 mark. Hallelujah, and Amen. Selah.
Cant help it …..HAVE to see this again !!!
me too! I gotta watch this one again…
yeah.. just easy on the nails
ahhhhhhh. still makes my toes curl.
TRUE LOVE!!!! Thank you for this! It’s amazing…
That long fingernail was annoying. I kept worrying that she was going to slip and scratch him, or something. Also, why they felt the need to keep the pus near the bump, I’ll never know. Overall, though, it was a good video.
Right! On the 2nd round I wanted her to put the damn napkin down so she could get a better grip on the thing! I thought it was funny that she insisted on keeping the pus right by it, at least it’s better than watching a vid with a hyper-wiper.
Awesome pop!!! Pete and the ladies were hilarious and the result was pure entertainment. Doesn’t get better than this.
Wow, this is awesome! Thanks!
I HAVE to see this Vid regularly, I just cant help it…!!! Just such a CLASSIC !!!
It deserves MORE stars , a bet a lot of people didnt gave star ?? IF You didnt please do !! We have to get this one to the Highest Rate !!
I’m not stalking you Cyster, but I’m right with you..Great old vid..Glad to see it again.
No doubt–Absolute 5 !!! The strings were terrific and the commentary was awesome!
…put we put this on Facebook? Can I have a go?
…popper: no wonder your bum smelled–he replies, you can squeeze that in a minute. (all calm like)
…feed it to the cats (when I was a kid we had chicken and believe me, they will eat anything, but I swear I think even chickens would run from stinky smelly stringers)
I also wanted to mention that the popper had nice natural fingernails. And hubby didn’t seem to mind a bit. He’s one tough dude.
And last I must thank Twisted Cyster for the Shout Box reminder to rate this vid; also Halph Staph for searching endlessly to find this gem; and Emil for locating it when YouTube crapped all over the place.
……what she said!!!!!!
absolutely a favorite pop of all time
“Ugh it stinks..” *SNIIIIFFFFF*
Cut those nasty fingernails!
Dont use your friggin fingernails! Its so un-useful.
Its not that complicated,you take a whole “pack” of skin and you squeeze,squeeze and squeeze…
And that will make us very happy…hehehe
Sorry,I forgot to mention;tnx to Pete and his friends!
Its nice to you for having post your vid for our fun.
I,sincerely,appreciate it.
When I criticized the technique,it was the “zit-maniac” in me talking,loll.
But fingernails are never a good idea!!!(see!I CANT HELP MYSELF…)
Tnx guys ;P
I feel the same way about fingernail/claws. It hurts just to watch her jabbing them into him. I wonder if she knows that he’s in pain, not from the cyst, but from her nails. PLUS, it was coming out better when she would use the pads of her fingers. Still, it was an awesome vid. =0)
That had to smell like the feta. I am working on one in my Dad’s armpit for the last year to get all that stuff out. I cant imagine how much is still in there. He wont let me finish because he’s got such a low pain threshold.
I love when people laugh so hard that everything comes out in wheezes and squeaks – everyone should find a reason to laugh that hard at least 4 times a day! I, myself, have reached an age where I need to make sure I have used the facilities prior to laughing like that, but perhaps that is TMI……
you and I are on the same page
love TMI – bring it
I have 3 kids and my bladder threshold has weakened more with each birth. I’m 28!!! Lol!
Btw, just hearing ppl laugh like that makes me laugh. Hehe.
ouch those nails look like they hurt!
True story.
i just love it
Hmmmm…think I’ll fix spaghetti for dinner today.
much better then average and a appreciate it – but I do no belive this excellent display of string is a tru classic – I know I am though, but fair I hope
Hey, another one I’d breezed by without really watching earlier, and also had missed rating. So I watched again, and really enjoyed this group of folks! Don’t you sometimes get the feeling that you’d like to just hang around with some of these fun-sounding people? Rated this video highly too! Thanks!
10-4 MM! let’s call them up and have a parrrrrrty!
It seems like Aussies are full of it….. so to speak.
…..you are a ‘wordsmith’,……..
Yeh….Sure one o” my Favs. I allways watch this one in lets say Dry Times….And also give it a kinda Update ,it comes in the comment sector again ….And for the Newbes who missed this one in the archives: Please RATE !!!!
This is just great…..Loved every second of it…another one for the favorites list.
HAD to see this again …..to keep the adiction fullfilled. Great Classic !!
who wants Ramen???? ok food jokes aside oooohhh man did that hit the spot. *blinks* ok so sue me I’m on a unholy diet (that is working wonders) so I can’t help but think of food. sorry folks. Geez now I want some cheeze…..
These two lady poppers remind me of tag-team wrestlers!
SOOoooo Classic….I have tears in my eyes….
What a wonderful draw for our family when this thumbnail comes up on the Google page to invite visitors to PTZ!
The best, the best, the best!
i was soo like damn when is that black head ooze out it went on for a while and damn towards the end i was shouting get a knife get a knife get a knife…cut that sucker open to see more popage great video
why do people always try to pop from the TOP of the thing?? you gotta get all around & UNDER the whole ball of it thats underneath the skin & force it upwards like a mini-volcano! THATS when you get it all!
Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! This is definitely my new fav! I could watch this over and over and over…..
….the best part is at 2:35, when the blackhead finally gets dragged out with the pus…
OMG – egotrip! That is *my* favorite part, too! The first time I watched it, I was on the edge of my seat waiting and waiting for that black piece to come out!!! lol, too funny! High Five!
~ H.S.
that was great. that one lady’s laugh was sooo infectious!
I love this! What a WONDERFUL video! If only I could pop a cyst like that one! ahhhh
This was a great video and I really, really want to go to a pub with those three!
Yes Pete, you are famous!!!
This is my go to vid when others leave me wanting more, it never gets old…..
Loved the guilty giggling when that baby started producing some of Wisconsins’ finest