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Friday, October 16, 2009

Pete Popped a Pustulant Pimple

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By Halph Staph   |    58 comments

Once upon a time, a man named Pete had a cyst on his back. So he made an appointment and went to the doctor.

“Don’t worry Pete, it will come out someday.”

Pete went home. The next year, the cyst was still on his back, and seemed bigger. So, Pete made another appointment with the doctor, and off he went.

“Don’t worry Pete, it will come out someday.”

The next year, Pete had a different insurance plan, an HMO which didn’t cover “cysts on backs”, it only covered “teenage acne vulgaris until the age of 18″. So Pete decided to do what thousands of Americans do every day, he got someone in his family to pop the sucker, make a video and slap it up on YouTube.

At least the doctor was right – it DID come out someday. And boy, did it STINK!!!!

ENJOY!
~ H.S.

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“Pete’s Pusy Pimple” originally posted by MrSqueezy23 on YouTube

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58 comments have been left so far »
  1. mrsixxx
    October 16, 2009

    should have used a big spoon to gather all the pus up!!

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  2. CystFace
    October 16, 2009

    That one is a classic. I love it when they reference the smell.

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  3. tgb1974
    October 16, 2009

    great video, awesome cheese factor, but the person who took the video could barely keep the action in frame.

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  4. Emilbus20
    October 16, 2009

    AH what a great way to start the weekend!! I love these!!!!!

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  5. savruk
    October 16, 2009

    This was great, too bad the string broke. Next time, wear gloves and ‘pinch’ the sucker, always produces lots of pus.

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  6. savruk
    October 16, 2009

    Sorry, aren’t these ladies British?

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  7. squirt
    October 16, 2009

    Squish squish squish… It reminds me of some weird ass butter in a tube.

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  8. modianos
    October 16, 2009

    nice find as usual halph! thanks! like emil said, nice way to start the weekend :)

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  9. Innaffitoften
    October 16, 2009

    Great find Halph. British people reside in the United States too.

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  10. mothereruption
    October 16, 2009

    FINALLY!! Jeeze, I’m beginning to think I have a gremlin in my computer!
    Wow Halph, You are simply magical, with what you’re able to find.
    Pete’s pimple couldn’t have been better! It didn’t drag out, yet it was slow enough, we could really follow the line. No fingers constantly in the way. The give was left to accumulate in front of our eyes. No paper towel to cover the action. The popper didn’t have the wipe wipe wipe reaction. THEN, just when I thought it was over, out spills more..I’m so giddy with all the great vids. we have been graced with lately. YIPPEE, I feel like a kid in a candy store..
    PTZ, is the best,with the best ppls..

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  11. mothereruption
    October 16, 2009

    Doesn’t this one remind you of the great exclusive countrygal did for us?
    I must admit her vid is the tops, not only great in content, she did it for the site!!

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  12. f'dupfetish
    October 16, 2009

    No more ramen for me!!!!!!!

    And they’re either Austrailian or New Zealanders :)

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  13. f'dupfetish
    October 16, 2009

    No more ramen for me!!!!!

    And I believe they’re either Austrailian or New Zealanders-

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  14. sickpuppy
    October 16, 2009

    My days of eating ramen noodles are over! Loved it!

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  15. Gatsby
    October 16, 2009

    They’re not British. They’re Australians. It couldn’t smell worse than Vegemite…

    Great video.

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  16. norton
    October 16, 2009

    THANKS PETE!!!

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  17. D Mang
    October 16, 2009

    I usually can keep it strong and muscle it out watching these videos. The cheese factor was intense and made my stomach quiver.

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  18. Spooky
    October 16, 2009

    EXCELLENT FIND!!!

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  19. kat
    October 16, 2009

    thanks the lord for shitty healthcare plans
    the fact that they didn’t open this up more will mean,THERE WILL BE MORE
    but wasn’t it great how it looked like a blackhead for so long?
    5 stars from me

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  20. ooletmegethat4ya
    October 16, 2009

    Ramen noodles! I swear I could smell that mess through the screen!

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  21. ppm
    October 16, 2009

    MotherE, I was thinking the same thing about countrygal!
    Halph, all I can say is “WE ARE NOT WORTHY!” lol good find girl! One thing, though. How the heck did you come up with that story? lol It’s great! Not quite what they have on YT but a heck of a lot more entertaining. If you have written anything that has been published I sure wanna read it! I think she would have had more success had she got UNDER the thing and pushed up some. We might have a repeat here soon cuz I am sure that will fill up again!

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  22. Puss n boots
    October 16, 2009

    Halph Staph I think you deserve an award for always finding the best material for us here @ PTZ!
    This vid has lots of great pus action, cheese string, and NO wimpy squeezer!
    Thank you HS for your efforts to this site it made my weekend!!!

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  23. CyrilCyst09
    October 16, 2009

    The sound like Kiwi’s to me but either way, Aussie or Kiwi, some great down under noodles! I love it – great find!

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  24. Mr. McPimple
    October 16, 2009

    5 star pus fest .

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  25. Chemena
    October 16, 2009

    That was awesome, thanks for posting.

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  26. qwertyffun
    October 16, 2009

    Ramen Noodles

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  27. pussnstuff
    October 16, 2009

    Well now, is that a 2 fer one deal? Unless they stopped filming before it was emptied, Pete will be back. You found another goodie HS. Thank ya’

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  28. AngryChair
    October 16, 2009

    Awesome! Are they from New Zealand or Aussies? I just love the accent. It really adds to the puss packed pustulence of Pete’s back.

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  29. snapcracklepop
    October 17, 2009

    you could knit a sweater with the stuff that came out.

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  30. Buttcheese
    October 17, 2009

    Love stinkers. You can hear the background folks gagging and generally grossing out on most of them. Laff my ass off.

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  31. Twisted Cyster
    October 17, 2009

    WTF ???? They Removed it from YouTube ,Shhhiiiiiiiitttttttt!!!! Whats that with that rights they are talking about ???? Violated what ???? Stupid Prude B@ST@RDS they are !!!! The Best Vid for the weekend and its GONE !?!?!?!?!?!?!?! &@#$**&%!!@# GODVERDOMMESTELLETJEKLOOTZAKKENVUILEVIEZESTINKENDEHUFTERS!!

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  32. Emilbus20
    October 17, 2009

    Dont worry ill get it back up, just on the road right now.

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  33. Mr. McPimple
    October 17, 2009

    youtube blows!! I f****** hate them!!!!

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  34. profderien
    October 18, 2009

    oh, wow! (obviously, it is back up — thanks, emil) that was truly inspiring. my faith has been reborn.

    HS, can i get you anything? a cool drink? a hot drink? an ottoman? how are you feeling? d’ya need *anything*, *anything* at all? foot rub? peel you a grape? want some pie? i’d be happy to scrub the kitchen floor, maybe do a little vacuuming, mow the lawn…

    ummm, are you gonna look for some new vids today? we want you all comfortable, focused — find those zit vids!

    i am your new acolyte.
    i believe in HS.
    in HS, i trust…

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  35. Twisted Cyster
    October 18, 2009

    @EMILBUS20@…So thankfull you putted this one back up again,…..cant stop watchin this beauty, And as Kat already says : Notice how long it stayed a BlackHead…By seeing this I thought of the same thing. The Black Top of the Blackhead stayed in the pore for quite a while and then it popped out… together with the Cream Spaghetty Sebum !!!! Sjees what a Nice Flow !!!!! Def. worth waiting…….made me sooo greedy. a5 Star Vid !! Good Find Halph !! excelent !!!!

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  36. Halph Staph
    October 18, 2009

    *I* am not worthy of all this praise. You all are making me blush 24/7. Don’t get me wrong, THANK YOU for all the amazingly sweet comments, but I might start getting a little swagger in my step and start offering my autograph to strangers on the street, and then they’ll lock me up in some mental ward… and then how will I post new videos???

    You’re my family. Just like to keep everyone having a nice time here on PTZ!

    ~ a very humbled H.S.

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  37. mothereruption
    October 19, 2009

    I really thought the difference between pus and sebum is only too obvious. I still can’t believe people refer to sebum as pus! It’s only too simple to say that area isn’t infected. Oh well, taking it for granted I guess. Oh Halph, You are wonderful when it comes to finding wonderful vids. I’ll love ya even in the lean times, for now, take credit, because it is deserved.

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  38. SummerSquash
    October 20, 2009

    loved it mmmmhm! looks delicious! i hope they did feed it to the cat

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  39. Kelpi
    October 21, 2009

    As a Kiwi it is clear to me that these folks are Australian, for further information on the subject watch an episode of Flight of the Conchords.

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  40. Kuro77
    October 22, 2009

    Niiiice. Vids like this are always a favorite of mine. For me, it the combination of great camera work, lots of string-cheese, and entertaining poppers. :3

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  41. super556
    October 23, 2009

    Man…that was some dry looking puss! Must of benn there for some time huh? Man they really went at it too… I was getting really tired of some of the vids on here where they just someone is just poking at it like a dead body or something.

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  42. super556
    October 23, 2009

    Sorry, didnt prof read my last. :P

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  43. evaange
    October 25, 2009

    I wish that was me squeezing =[ That look so freaking cool.

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  44. Whitneyfrier09
    October 25, 2009

    I hope i have the pleasure of some day squeezing all that puss out of someone’s back!!!

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  45. Twisted Cyster
    October 25, 2009

    Owhhhh I cant resist watching this Vid every mornig, having Breakfast !! It’s just a great way to start the Day !!!!!! Thankzzz again Halph for posting this one and ofcourse thankzz to Emilbus20 for putting it up again! I dont know how to enjoy my Breakfast without this Vid !!!

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  46. ZitNinja
    October 28, 2009

    I had ramen last night. And guess what? I will have ramen again tonight. Trick is to smell it first…..if it stinks…its prolly not ramen. ;)

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  47. oozin
    October 29, 2009

    I can’t help but wonder what this looked like below the skin level before it was evacuated… a giant water balloon filled with sebum? I’ve never seen a diagram of a dramatically distended pore in any science text book I’ve read!

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  48. Princess Smegma
    November 2, 2009

    The people’s comments are so funny…I love it

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  49. mysecret
    November 10, 2009

    Couldn’t see this one on iPhone due to Flash format. Finally got to PC…well worth the wait! Reminded me of one or two my late father let me express.

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  50. mysecret
    November 10, 2009

    Forgot to mention…squeezer could have padded those nails with gauze /cotton or trimmed them…probably did a fair amount of damage to skin around the cyst while expressing.

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  51. analwart
    November 11, 2009

    Should keep a base amount in there to seed the next squeeze session.

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  52. fraulein
    December 4, 2009

    That was soooo cool when the blackhead came out! I loved it! It seems like they’re definitely Aussies. I couldn’t believe she told Pete, “No wonder your bum smells!”. Holy hell! How embarrasing!

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  53. infundibulum
    January 1, 2010

    Perhaps “Pete Popped a Pustulant Pimple” could be a contender for Video of the Year?

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  54. profderien
    January 6, 2010

    absolutely, infundibulum! pete is positively (s)plendiforous…

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  55. blackrose14
    January 16, 2010

    haha this was awesome

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  56. miss priss
    January 20, 2010

    You know, I don’t think these things stink (abcesses and other things with pus do). I think it is all mental. Kind of like when you see a homeless person on the street, or someone really dirty looking sits next to you somewhere. The first thing you do is take in a small sniff to see if they stink. I have popped many a cyst on my chin and shoulders and it never smelled rank.

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  57. infundibulum
    January 20, 2010

    The one on my husband’s back stunk to high-heaven! It had such a foul odor. Too bad nobody would hold the video camera while I was a-poppin’ away. Our living room was a stink-fest due to one large back cyst from hell. We all cleaned up well when it was done.

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  58. sexandzitz
    February 23, 2010

    2:36 was the climax when the blackhead part FINALLY oozes out. Whew!!!

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