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Sunday, October 11, 2009

DIY Cyst Surgery, Pus Plucking Technique…

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By Halph Staph   |    46 comments

OK, this woman moves with confidence it seems, and this is one huge sebaceous cyst with TONS of beautiful pustulance, but what the heck is up with the Pus Plucking???? Hey wait a minute, that would make a GREAT song!! (now you should be scared, muwah ah ha ha)

“I have a bump on my back
It’s been there for years
When it got too big
I held back the tears… and called

PUS PLUCKER!
She’s got the tweezers man
PUS PLUCKER!
She don’t squeeze it with her hand
When you got an outbreak
Just waiting to explode
Don’t you hesitate…
call the PUS PLUCKER!!!!”

Oh yeah, I see a number one hit there (yeah, like in Indonesia or somethin’…tee hee).

ENJOY!
~ H.S.

“Cyst Home Surgery” posted by tplmrjones on YouTube

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46 comments have been left so far »
  1. amazedbyzits
    October 11, 2009

    This was a brilliant find HS! I’m wondering what type of numbing agent she used since she asked him a few times if he could feel it. Unless he took a few drinks?
    Love the dental tools! And the dryer.
    Just some great pus action and she did a great job. Still think he needed a couple sutures? I would have worn gloves, eek.
    Where can an “eye” end up being a “butthole”?
    Only here!

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  2. surfelvis
    October 11, 2009

    I bet she eats soup with a fork too! I love the way she’s so afraid of either giving him germs or vice versa that she pores alcohol all over everything, yet she’s not wearing gloves! Apparently, she used the “pluckers” as to avoid having to touch it (fear of contamination again), but never thought to wear gloves. I would like to see a 3 day later video just to see if it healed. What a ds

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  3. bustmybuttons
    October 11, 2009

    Whoa, she did an awesome job. She got the sac and everything out. That alcohol HAD to hurt on that open wound. Goodness!

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  4. savruk
    October 11, 2009

    this should have taken 4 minutes. and then she brings our dental instruments. Are those forceps? this woman is nuts, i would never let her touch me.

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  5. qwertyffun
    October 11, 2009

    Handfulls.

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  6. ppm
    October 11, 2009

    I agree with savruk… I sat just in agony wanting to get my hands in there to show her how to really squeeze the heck outta that thing! It is evident she has never done this before. What a pop it COULD have been in the right hands! Great sebum and thanks HS for posting. This lady just should never get near another cyst again!

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  7. Twisted Cyster
    October 11, 2009

    @Halph@ Usualy you never get a negativ comment from me, because your postigs are great…..however this one…Its not your fault we know you are just the ,,Messenger,,
    This Vid kept me screaming to my screen: ” No No Not the Tweezers !!! Dont !! No No !! No Tweezers but SQUEEEEEZZEEE !!!! Sjeeees Woman that mighty thing is full of it !!! NOOOOOOoooooooo!!! Not the TWEEZERS !!!!!

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  8. Zelda
    October 11, 2009

    I found this HARD TO WATCH! I just wanted to squeeze the f@*k out of it!

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  9. schmegmie
    October 11, 2009

    this clip annoyed the hell out of me. i want to take the girl and squeeze her head. the clamps? wtf? does she eat rice with a chopstick piece by piece? SQUEEZE IT! I had to stop in the middle of this to bitch.

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  10. SuzieQ2
    October 11, 2009

    I enjoyed the video–the tools were inappropriate for the job, however, she got the job done and it was better that using a twig. I would like to learn the reasoning behind her decision not to use gloves–latex allergy? I didn’t want to get my hands in the mix, she just used a different approach. I wonder why she didn’t pack with a wick or suture close–whatever, good video, unusual and that was good.

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  11. squirtymcsquirt
    October 11, 2009

    Great vid…I did want to grab those tweezers and bend them in half. Good god…just squeeze it, woman!

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  12. JStorm
    October 11, 2009

    Looks like there’s more in there.

    As to her squeezing technique, To quote an earlier vid: “Go wider”

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  13. comedoness
    October 11, 2009

    Watching that woman work was like getting pecked to death by ducks. Squeeze the blessed thing already! She did have a soothing bedside manner, however…

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  14. Spooky
    October 11, 2009

    Gotta love the home removals. She handled that almost like a pro even if she was a bit overly cautious.

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  15. luvthecheese
    October 11, 2009

    Put…the tweezers…down.

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  16. chrisa
    October 11, 2009

    hey SAVRUK, why don’t you just STFU!

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  17. chrisa
    October 11, 2009

    PPM, don’t be getting too buddy-buddy there with “mr misogynist”, you’ll end up regretting it. its obvious from the tone of his comments around here, he has a real hate-on for women. check out his comment on halfstalph’s other big cyst post, you’ll see what i mean.

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  18. OhHellNaw
    October 11, 2009

    she seriously had no clue. it annoyed the crap outta me. coulda been sooo good if not for those damn tweezers. did she not see that it came out just fine with squeezing and those instruments of the devil tweezers were not needed? i was totally squirming in my seat wanting to reach thru the screen and squeeze the crap outta that thing. amateurs.

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  19. jumbob
    October 11, 2009

    H~S, another incredible find.

    *sigh*, What a fantastic squeez-ruption was missed out on. It could have been as good a gunk-cano as the vid posted just before this, “Piles and Piles of Pus”. But it was not to be. All things considered, the woman did well. I was surprised she got the sac out, but she did. But it looked to me like that goose-egg needed some hard 360-degree squeezing. Did anyone else think he still had a good-sized knot on his shoulder?

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  20. LadySquirt
    October 11, 2009

    This one made my stomach hurt! I wish I could have yanked those damn tweezers through the screen. MASH AND WIPE FOR GOD’S SAKE!

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  21. profderien
    October 11, 2009

    that was like watching someone determined to grab defeat out of the jaws of victory.

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  22. profderien
    October 11, 2009

    forgot to say “thank you, h.s.!”

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  23. zitlover
    October 12, 2009

    It was a little frustrating to see her work so much pus with tweezers instead of squeezing, but like the squeezer in the previous video, she figured out about cutting out the sac. Thank you HS!

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  24. garysheski
    October 12, 2009

    9 & 1/2 minutes, pus galore, but I was disappointed. She was too gentle, picking it out like toothpaste or cottage cheese! With those pretty nails, if she’d dug in under it and SQUEEZED HARD, that bad boy would’ve gone off like Mt Saint Helens! Could have been a true classic!

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  25. popper01
    October 12, 2009

    No Shit lady!! squeeze from the bottom of the cyct and push the cheese and sack out all at once. stop nipping at it!!!!

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  26. popper01
    October 12, 2009

    I don’t care if she was a man or woman, she messed it up like a “soup sandwich” stop picking at it and squeeze from under the cyst.
    she left alot of the sack and chesse inside.
    I could have done better using my feet!

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  27. Mr. McPimple
    October 12, 2009

    This was extremely frustrating to watch. Why was she using tweezers? A total disappointment..

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  28. Zit-0bsessed-girl
    October 12, 2009

    stupid bitch lose the friggin tweezers!!

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  29. mothereruption
    October 12, 2009

    Hello everyone, and I’m with ya! take the tweezers and fling them! That mighty mound that should have been, is a shame. We didn’t get a shot of the picked apart give did we? Too bad…However, give credit when it is due. That one is gone for good. (needs at least a coupla butterflies)

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  30. softserve
    October 12, 2009

    i’m not a violent person, but i would love to slap that lady into next week

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  31. Leann
    October 12, 2009

    She’s getting on my last nerve! Say it with me Ms. Plucker…squeeze not pick at,squeeze not pick at it!

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  32. Leann
    October 12, 2009

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  33. pussnstuff
    October 12, 2009

    I think he’s kin to “pus teat.” She had quite a unique approach that was frustrating. I kept hoping she’d lose the tool & squeeze the holy heck out of it. The filming was damn good. He has added about 30 more seconds to this to show what his woman had pulled out. Thanks for submitting Ms. Staph.

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  34. super556
    October 13, 2009

    Hey H.S., you should see if Brenden Samll of Metalocolyps will make this a song. It would be brutal. LOL

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  35. Puss n boots
    October 13, 2009

    H.S. another great find !!
    Very frustrating to watch, like everyone else I just want to be the one squeeeezing it!
    Thanks for the great post!

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  36. alicewonders
    October 13, 2009

    Cysts live in bags. Why are people so surprised? When my friends and family come to me for minor surgeries (cause most of us don’t have insurance), I do a little research first. Ya know? I mean this is one of the simplest, most explored types of “removal” out there. Cyst goes splurch; bag housing pops out; cut it off. Easy.

    Sigh.

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  37. kat
    October 14, 2009

    there will be more.what she shoulda done is got those tweezers inside the mf and opened it up.maybe next time,he’ll employ someone with some bollocks to do the job.

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  38. staphonly
    October 16, 2009

    BOX CUTTER!!!! LAKSDJKLFJASDKFJASDKLJFLAS

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  39. norm
    October 24, 2009

    the box cutter was the first tip off that this wouldnt be the greatest.
    the tweezers cinched the job.
    i kept screaming at the screen squeeze it just squeeze it.
    she should have watched a few videos of how its done before she tried it herself.
    im not sure but i dont think there was any anesthetic involved.

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  40. zitzurfault
    October 30, 2009

    Mixed emotions about this one. Tweezers bad. Pus good. At one point, the use of the tweezers causes the sebum to retreat back into the opening, yet she continues to use them. It’s not fair! She had an opportunity there that most of us would be grateful for. It’s obvious she’s not hard core like we are. On a more positive note, nice return on the investment despite the tweezers.

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  41. Len10
    November 4, 2009

    Great cyst but terrible popper!!!!
    She should have grabbed him around the waist and squeezed that thing as deep as possible!!!! NO FORCEPS!!! SQUEEZEEEE!

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  42. lakerhart
    November 6, 2009

    This is definitely one of my favorites even with the stupid tweezers.

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  43. CyrilCyst09
    November 6, 2009

    “Are you still with me?” – FFS, its hardly open heart surgery love!! As for the tweezers, what the hell is that about?? And worst of all, the waste of pouring the alcohol on the wound, Jesus, i bet poor Dave was gasping for a swig and all she does is waste it on the bloody floor! AAARRRRGGGHHHHH FRUSTRATING – 3*

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  44. schmegmie
    November 30, 2009

    i know why she used the tweezers. in the beginning she could have squeezed the majority of it out but by using the tweezers she was able to pull the sac out. when there is a sebaceous cyst there’s a sac and pus in the sac. you have to get the sac out or it’s going to continue getting infected. yeah, she could have squeezed a lot of it but she did an important thing by getting the sac out. i would do that if i had to. the box cutters are a little janked up though. you’d think by the way she talks she’d have some scalpels laying around.

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  45. Splashpopbong
    December 4, 2009

    I figured it out, she must have been getting paid by the hour. That cysts was so RICH in cysoliciousness that it took it’s own form. It was like Mt. Fuji. This lady, oh man, she should be sentenced for terrorist acts.

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  46. gilming
    December 13, 2009

    This was a good one HS. Did anyone else feel like someone had the remote on slow motion. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I just wanted to jump in there, move her aside and get that stuff out! Although she did a great job, Splash is right, she HAD to be getting paid by the hour! LOL

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