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DIY Cyst Surgery, Pus Plucking Technique…

OK, this woman moves with confidence it seems, and this is one huge sebaceous cyst with TONS of beautiful pustulance, but what the heck is up with the Pus Plucking???? Hey wait a minute, that would make a GREAT song!! (now you should be scared, muwah ah ha ha)

“I have a bump on my back
It’s been there for years
When it got too big
I held back the tears… and called

PUS PLUCKER!
She’s got the tweezers man
PUS PLUCKER!
She don’t squeeze it with her hand
When you got an outbreak
Just waiting to explode
Don’t you hesitate…
call the PUS PLUCKER!!!!”

Oh yeah, I see a number one hit there (yeah, like in Indonesia or somethin’…tee hee).

ENJOY!
~ H.S.

“Cyst Home Surgery” posted by tplmrjones on YouTube

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90 Responses to DIY Cyst Surgery, Pus Plucking Technique…

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    one has the impression that it is being cracked off a little dick!
    This chick is zero zit

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    This popper made me so angry and frustrated. This could have been one of the best videos ever, look at the target.

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    I STILL love this video! Maybe it’s her one-of-a-kind technique???

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    I’m with most of you…The whole video had me screaming at her to just SQUEEZE the hell out of that thing! It was a BEAUTIFUL cyst that could have produced an eruption worthy of a gold medal but Noooooooooo….the b*tch had to ruin it by “picking” it out with her stupid little tweezers. If I could get hold of her, I’ll tell you where I’d put those tweezers!!! Then I’d handle the cyst MYSELF!!! GRRRRRRRR Frustration!!!!

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    Never commented on this one yet, late to the party but I have to say the people who are nitpicking over the tweezers can’t argue she ended up performing one of the best complete DIY cyst removals ever. She cut that sac out with surgeon precision and GOT ALL OF IT! Also, there was definitely TONS OF GUNK as she started focusing on more squeezing than plucking, and she did squeeze big hunks out at a time. I don’t give a zit that she used forceps to yank out the big hunks of gunk instead of tissue. She got it all out and that’s what counts.

    One of the BEST ever in this man’s opinion. 5 stars!

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    Someone please just slap her!

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    WTF is the point of all the tools? She made a simple cyst squeeze entirely too labor intensive.

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    I dream of getting my fingers on one like this. Yes, that’s right, I said FINGERS!!!! And fingers I would use too, I would go wide, I would go deep, I would squeeze the heck out of it, and I would get every single bit of junk out of it!! Off to sleep, perchance to dream!!

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    sea anemone peek-a-boooooooo

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    Avatar of pillpusher December 10, 2010

    That knot on his back made him look like Quasimodo…

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    OH god, I remember this one, this chick pissed me off so much I wanted to reach through the screen and slap her. here she had one of the best cysts I have ever seen and she picks at it for 5 minutes
    at first I thought she was just trying to make the experience last by later I realized she was just a Tard. that thing was begging to come out in one or two squeezes, it was almost slidding out on it’s own and she did her best to F-it up.
    OK I need to calm down.

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    She had the sac at the end but didn’t know what to do with it! Grrr…

  • Thumb up 2 Thumb down 0

    Yeah, she used tweezers to pick it out, but she got the job done. Pouring rubbing alcohol on an open wound had to burn like hell. But, hey, good job.

  • Thumb up 1 Thumb down 0

    Was anyone else on the verge of yelling “JUST SQUEEZE IT ALREADY!!” at their computer? Just me? Figures.

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    Perhaps she was trying to pull it out in one nice puss-filled ball…like a surgeon, which she clearly is not. Then again, maybe she only had 1 tissue. :-D

  • Thumb up 2 Thumb down 0

    Well, mission accomplished, but next time add a pair of ViceGrips to your “Play Dentist” tool kit.

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    why didnt she squeeze the damn thing

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    Avatar of littlemisssquirt littlemisssquirt June 11, 2011

    The popper was really thorough but temted at one point to clear the mass with her fingers….tee hee, but refrained. She was very patient. Right into faves!

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    OMG, This one makes me sooo mad every time I see it. I actually want to locate the squeezer and smack her one!!! She had no clue as to what she had there. The worst part is that she really thought, by the way she had the nerve to go at it with the tweezers, that she knew what she had but CLEARLY she didn’t!!!!!!

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    1 – the father is masochistic
    2 – the girl is tainted
    I will take my fist in his mouth of zithole !

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    At first I wanted to reach through the screen and slap this women and tell her to give the thing a squeeze, but the more I watched it the more interesting it got, she really made it more interesting then just squeezing and wiping, you actually got to see the consistency of the pus and the sack. So I say well done, and thank you for the interesting and for sure different technique on cyst removal. Nice post and it was long enough to be satisfying. Much thanks

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    When I first saw this cyst I was so excited….however, Ive never seen such a waste of a goooood one before…she ruined the whole experience for me. It could have been a keeper..a 10 in my opinion..and the guy was a trooper he never flinched once and I know it had to hurt..perfect canidate for a good two handed squeeze (the kind I live for LOL) and it was soooooooooo cheesy…oh well, win some, loose some. Hopefully, if she ever gets another chance at one like this she will try it a better way. We can only hope.

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    I think, no I KNOW, she thinksshe knows what she is doing but my seven year old granson could do a better job than that. She totally ruined it for us, this could have been at least a 4 & 1/2 stars, she acted like she knew what she was doing but omg I wanted to grab her right through the screen and kick her in her head and then smach her fingers so she will never ruin another BEAUTIFUL cyst again. Do you think I am being a little violent? Oh well, that is how that IDIOT made me feel. I was extremely frustrated by the end of it.That could have been removed whole if done right. UGGGGGGGhhh!!!!! That ZIT made me nuts. But I still watched it, grinding my teeth the whole time.

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    I’m sorry, but this is painful to watch. What’s the point of pouring alcohol on an open wound, when you have visible dirt under your ungloved fingernails? Please go back to the Bonzai Tree Farm, or whatever…

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    Jesus, it’s not even medical grade alcohol.

  • Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    Giving a new meaning to “prolonging the magic” geeessshhh.

  • Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    The forceps actually allowed for better viewing of the material being removed. It was a nice change from the usual paper towel obstructing the shot every time something new pops out.

    She was clearly unfamiliar with cysts as is usually evident when they don’t really understand what the sack is when they see it. Considering that, she did a pretty good, thorough job.

    P.S. She was so right – it totally looked like a butthole.

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    Oh Yes, I remember this one (please give me thumbs down now) this lady should not be allowed to use sharp instruments, first of all, this cyst could have come completly out in a could of good squeezes, you could see it almost fall out on its own but she just picked at it the whole time, even though I could have done better using my feet to remove the cyst I still give it high marks in spite of the popper

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    Like trying to eat custard with chop sticks

  • Thumb up 1 Thumb down 0

    this one wanted me to put a singles add up online and in the newspaper posted as single white female looking for a female or male to pop their cyst im not interested in anything else but that if interested please reply..

  • Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    I love and hate this one at the same time. I like how close and IN FOCUS the camera is, and I like seeing EVERYTHING. What I don’t like it that the girl has her fingers ON the pus as she sqeezing and then continues to use the… plucking instrument(?) to get everything out. I dont get it. Why touch the pus with your bare hands at one point and keep using a sharp tool to pluck it all out the next? This poor girl had no idea what she was doing, but at least she had the good sense to get the sac out and not just say, “That’s part of your body!!!” Lol!

  • Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    Doesn’t dad need a stitch or two? Maybe even pack it. That is a DEEP hole.

  • Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    one of my all-time favs. the anticipation builds and builds…

  • Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    What a waste! She’s not gonna touch the cheese, but she can’t be bothered to wear gloves. Damn. I hate this!! A great opportunity to squeeze the hell out of that bump and she missed it.

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    What a freakin waste. Shes just mangling that thing.

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    love hate relationship at its finest

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