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Human Silly String Machine
Aptly entitled on YT “Squirting Pimple *EPC*” this is one of those videos you will wake up at three am and wonder…
…is he available for children’s parties?
Notice even the popper ends up bagging his hands? I mean, how many holes are there for this stuff to come out of? Did the make a human pincushion out of a large cyst just to see what would happen? Perhaps they installed one of those rain shower heads because it needs to be drained so often. Oh yeah! Remember when we were little (those of us who are… uh, aged…) they had that wacky squirter doodad you could hook to the hose, and like four or more smaller hoses waved wildly about spraying out water at unsuspecting neighbor kids until someone got a black eye from getting whacked with one of the hoses? I don’t think the pressure of the pus was enough for a black eye… but I bet the camera person bagged his head, stepped back twenty paces and hit the zoom button….
ENJOY! You will enjoy it, or else… we’ll bring back the wacky squirter for your kids! (Today’s toys are just waaaay too safe)
~ H.S.
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Just wow!! This is truly a classic!!! Was stringin us along the whole time hahah!
Also Props for PPM & Cami Cat for submitting this vid as well, but Halph Beat ya’s to it!
Great way to start my day!! I kept thinking of those cans of silly string. Thanks for the great find.
I award both style and distance points !
Wonderfully restorative. Not too intense just simply great. Thank you for posting. That you patient and popper–I am beginning to believe I still have the knack for watching PTZ. Renewed faith is starting to flicker.
Halph! You are simply too much!! Thank you for putting a smile on my face, that vid was just FUN!! Im gonna watch it many times and it’s going to my favs… I just wish it was slower! They must”v done this before, as I see plastic bags protecting their hands,what a hoot! Good to know if Halph didn’t catch it PPM or cami cat would have..This winner didn’t have a chance to get away!
Fin? I doubt it!
And Halph, I wish you wrote all the descriptions for videos posted here. Your stories make them that much better!
Ha ha, Halph! I remember the wacky squirter like it was yesterday! One of my friends had one, but I preferred the regular sprinkler over it. Great find: The popper’s technique was unsurpassed! Whatever dude had going on was serious. Will there be a part two…I hope so.
BRAVO!!! I love the high tech protective gear…
How can anyone rate this less than 5 stars??
Amazing stuff.
Zit of the year? I think so.
OMG….the “wacky squirter”…..I haven’t thought of that since I was a kid and had one LOL…..Halph, you never cease to make me laugh, smile or giggle….this video was AWESOME!!!! I didn’t want it to end, there was a good 5 minutes left in that sucker…..GREAT find Halph!!!!
Better than Fountain of Youth in the Trailer Park. This posting is my all time most fav.
OMG ZITZILLA!!! That thing was incredible!!! Even til the end it was shooting atleast 2 feet!!! The bags prolly didnt do enough!!!
whoa, what happened to all of the comments left here. there were way more than whats here now. even mine is missing as well as at least several others. glitch with the system maybe??
I had to sign in for this one! Loves that silly string, this was nirvana!
Thanks to Halph…
Wow ! Choice pop. I believe it has more silly string than an actual can of silly string !
Wish they would have shown the concrete floor after all the squeezing, I bet it looked like a Jackson Pollock painting
“like a Jackson Pollock painting” lmao!
I wonder if less pressure was applied here, would it be another mashed potatoes? or possibly more…..
And yes, popper, I was just thinking the same thing to myself! Hanging from the bottom of the seat, one the poppers shoes, and so on!!!
I have been watching this one every day. I do believe that if it were more than a pin hole it would be some fine mashed potatoes. I love it this way for this one.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *runs around in happy circles* *watches it again* YES! YES! YES! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (That one totally made my day!)
I have made an observation and it has to do with technique. Here it is, notice when this person is squeezing how far away from the openings the fingers are? Then s/he is pushing in …. the cyst is so full! Anyway, if the fingers would have been right on top of the openings, the pressing in motion would have cut the flow off.. I think the perfect placing of the fingers on a sebaceous cyst would be fingers and thumbs about 1/2 inch away from the opening, creating a double L or to box it in then press inward and upward in the same sweep. Plesae, anyone else hare thoughts?! I alway thought placement has alot todo with the amt. of give you’re gonna get. More than a few seem to pinch off their opening.
i like my pasta al’dente.
Why is my post gone? I had said that I knew I had posted this before HS cuz there wasn’t anything pending for her when I posted it. Oh well. HS is great at finding good vids and has the time! Hope she finds some more great ones like this one soon! Go HS!
Another one bites the dust. Wish I had been there! I would have fought for that squeeze. It would have been well worth it. It was like a damn pasta machine. Cool spooling action!
reminds me of those chinese noodles…
This has to be one of the all time greats!
This has to be the ultimate in bringing multiple silly-string pore-cloggers onto center stage!!! WooHoo!!!
I give this video 5 Stars,Great camera work and popping style!! Awesome, we need more videos like this, I had to watch it three times. MORE< MORE> MORE>
Oh Emm Gee! I posted the sucker – just read the intro, and I am laughing hysterically!! I even crack myself up!!!! I think I am really whacked in the head, folks. Yup, I hear bambulance coming around the corner – they have my special jacket on and I know its time for another one of my “vacations”, hee hee haaa haaa.. uh-oh!
;P Just having one of those weird days!!
~ H.S.
This is my all time favorite Silly String vid! If it wasn’t for the painfully idiotic camera person, it would be 10 out of 10
The best! Very clever….when out of gloves, use Walmart bags! God bless America for its resourcefulness…..
What a great squirter, can watch it over and over and don’t get bored.
Love the gloves!
nice piece, the music choise was a bit the heavy though
It seems nice that you could always blind your enemies.
I only just found this one.. simply stunning an epic masterpiece.. so unfair!
I… I abdicate my name… to this video.
The music, the intro.. the question mark at the end… it was all perfect. Truly a work of art and, you know, puss.
Thank you… thank you so much.
Seriously AWESOME. 5 stars. However, in the future better video quality and this is a Very Rare occasion that slow motion is applicable.
I want one!
Of epic proportion! It was cultivating for years. There should be a competition as to which poppee has the cyst with the longest distance and greatest velocity!
Put it in a bowl and serve it up! Great one.
I just cannot believerer that I didnt comment on this beauty beforerer….. I always comment on Vids like this, and I am sure I did comment in a verry earlyerer time, like when it just came out on here….. I am so sure….Am I just about to loosening my mind ?? Or am I just dont rememberer ?? But annyway …This is def. one of the Bestest Vids around, and is in my Favourites for sure for years..!! Great stringers,shooters, nice distance , only the Cam-Fucus could have been a littleler betterer. Again 5stars dispite the Cam-Work. !!
owhhh…..I could not ratening this Vid. for the twicest time !! See…..I am not going insane, I am NOT loosening my Mind….. I DID see the Vid allreadiest beforer !! The Stars-Ratenings told me so !!
it is spraying out like one of those silly string cans…..the zit is like one of those party poppers…great video
WOW that was hella-AWESOME!!!! I was on the edge of my freakin’ SEAT cheering & hollering! LOL! Cool! Added to my FAVES! <3
That’s what I call popping zits!
Wow this one is great. I wonder if they take the time to actually scout around the room and clean the floor up after?
Could never find another one like this!
Super find HS, thank you!!