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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

“How to make black currant jam”

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By profdeiren1   |    16 comments
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I swear I am not trying to blow your ears out… but once again, you may want to start on LOW volume. Hope it’s not a repost. It’s got a great spurt-zy moment…

 

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  1. CystFace
    September 22, 2009

    Where’s the toast?

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  2. sickpuppy
    September 22, 2009

    I am not sure this is real. Looks like something contrived.

    I wish it were real.

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  3. mothereruption
    September 22, 2009

    looks like they opened up a hematoma. that lumpy texture is different, but i guess it could be semi-clotted.

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  4. kat
    September 22, 2009

    i had one of these.it is usually the result of an abscess where blood has coagulated and blocked the vessel

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  5. profderien
    September 22, 2009

    I obviously can’t attest that it’s real — but I can say that an old and clotted hematoma can look just like that. I know because a whole big bunch of it leaped out of my injured foot last year. It was gross. And looked exactly like black currant jam! It is a great relief to get that stuff out…

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  6. blackrose14
    September 22, 2009

    eww gross how does that happen

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  7. schmegmie
    September 22, 2009

    whats with the obnoxiously loud music?…it kinda makes me think the whole thing is fake. same with the ones brian had dubbed over with drowning pool.

    HARDCORE I GOT AN ABSCESS!

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  8. ppm
    September 22, 2009

    I like hematomas almost as much as I like pus and zits. Just anything squirting out of the skin that needs cleaned up is good enough for me! Thanks, prof.

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  9. profderien
    September 22, 2009

    On my honor as a Popper, I am not deliberately searching out videos with crappy, loud music. I never had my volume on while watching zit things, until I started posting — I operate in Stealth Mode here at home! Imagine my surprise to learn that there’s a whole other aspect to the enjoyment of these things.

    Unless, of course, there’s a crappy, loud soundtrack…

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  10. pussnstuff
    September 22, 2009

    I’ve seen alot of blood & pus but never nothing that looked like that.
    I don’t believe it’s real.

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  11. Mr. McPimple
    September 22, 2009

    You call that music? What’s with these kids today??

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  12. Vlood
    September 23, 2009

    What is that thing and what causes that.

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  13. mothereruption
    September 23, 2009

    I hardly EVER have the vol. up precisely because I agree with McP. They have cut into a bruise, Vlood. Except there is an excessive amt. of old blood in the tissue. It’s not uncommon at all with pts. who are an blood thinners. There are times when you have to be very attentive to these. Elevating and firm direct pressure is usually good, otherwise, thank god for sandbags post op.

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  14. Vlood
    September 24, 2009

    So I take it this only happens to some bruises then and not everyone.

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  15. catmom
    September 26, 2009

    Loved the cut-away to the jar of blackberry jam……

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  16. Popsie
    July 20, 2010

    It looks like a ripe and juicy blackberry popped out of the hole

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