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Friday, August 21, 2009

Cyril the Cyst

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By natas   |    27 comments

This cyst story comes in 6 parts. Pretty long bot well worth the effort.
Lots of cheese… hard cheese.
My first post ever. Enjoy!

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6 – The aftermath

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27 comments have been left so far »
  1. pimplepoppinmama
    August 21, 2009

    I was hoping someone would be brave enough and take the time to post this! I saw it and thought wow but was too lazy to take the time! I liked it even though I couldn’t hear what he was saying. We don’t have speakers here at work. I gave it 5 stars for content and EFFORT!

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  2. PimpleBoy
    August 21, 2009

    5 star all the way!

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  3. SuzieQ2
    August 21, 2009

    Excellent posting. First, thank you to the fellow that filmed his adventure. I liked the length; I really wanted to jump into the video and help him. The cyst was in a very awkward spot for a one-handed squeeze. I sensed the fellow was somewhat freaked out by the rope of cheese that was working through the hole he had made. DIY rating 5/5. Great find, good job. Enjoyed! Thank you!

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  4. PlinkLovesToSqueeze
    August 21, 2009

    I so badly want to reach into the computer and help!

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  5. alicewonders
    August 21, 2009

    I agree, SuzieQ2 — he really needed a partner for this one. Two-handed up and down motion would have really got it out fast, I think.

    Also, did anyone else think this cyst was loculated or at least, if that isn’t the technical term for a cyst, that it would have benefited from the same treatment a loculated abscess gets? You know – when they use a hemostat to break up cavities within cavities inside the main pocket. I mean a leatherman tool – what he said he used to cut it open – has PLENTY of little pokey things to do that… A DIY surgeon’s best friend :) .

    I always wonder if most people who film DIY surgery watch lots of vids to prepare or not. I would. Well – I already have – I am prepared… LOL.

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  6. BigSqUeeZe
    August 21, 2009

    I give this one a fine standing ovation. Take a bow, young man. Excellent effort. Well done.

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  7. Spooky
    August 21, 2009

    YAY…you got the first one on here. Good job.

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  8. acyst_the_cyst
    August 21, 2009

    awesome first post!!!

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  9. fuckedupfetish
    August 21, 2009

    Enough with the narration ya limey bastard……..shut up and squeeze that fucker!!!
    On a lighter note…….awesome post nat!!!!!!!!! We sure needed that…..the last 2 days around here sucked shit!

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  10. irlBandit
    August 21, 2009

    Hey “fuckedupfetish” just turn the sound down! Also, I’m actually Irish and not a limey bastard as you incorrectly ascertain! Slainté (Thanks innaffitoften for pointing this site out, fascinating indeed!)

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  11. pussnstuff
    August 21, 2009

    Way cool even the 2nd time around!!!

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  12. Swedishpusycat
    August 21, 2009

    Y A W N!!!! god i got annoyed.. this was terrible for me.. had to FF all the time, that damn nagging and talking drove me crazy!! waaaay too long and slow.. awful :/ BUT.. i give him major creds for not being afraid.. he sure squeezed the hell out of that thing! i loved it that he really made an effort and didn’t chicken out. great!

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  13. fuckedupfetish
    August 21, 2009

    not limey eh?……………lemony then?

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  14. That Sallie
    August 21, 2009

    I love me some Irish accent.

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  15. luvnpus
    August 21, 2009

    I have to agree with Swedish. This was a great cyst, no doubt about that. But some 20 minutes of his droning monotone and slow squeezing were almost too much to handle. For me, the delicious payoff of a good firm squeeze and a big blobby eruption are what get my salivar glands working.

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  16. popper01
    August 21, 2009

    Thanks for the post, it was a bit long but still a quality post.
    the best part for me was the last video showing the thick cheesy rope next to the smoke.

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  17. zitlover
    August 22, 2009

    Needed a bigger incision and/or a helping hand with the squeezing. But really nice content, thanks.

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  18. sarahchickeboc0613
    August 22, 2009

    LOL! I felt like I was watching pimple porn! The way he caressed to cyst was awesome and I espacially LOVED

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  19. sarahchickeboc0613
    August 22, 2009

    Sorry computer user error! Back to video. I LOVED the way he kept smelling his fingers! LMAOOL! Anyome who has had the grand opportunity to pop, squeeze or extract any ine of these fine specimens knoe(and LOVE) the stink that comes along with them!!! Well at least I do!!! Great find! Great post! Great Accent!! P.S. next time have someone help ya!

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  20. VelvetCreme
    August 22, 2009

    Very good. Reminded me of a caterpillar emerging from it’s cocoon.

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  21. Innaffitoften
    August 22, 2009

    I personally do not care what the hell anyone is saying as long as they have an Irish accent. It gives me chills! lol! I think I’m in love, just because I got to hear him talk for so long. Man you guys are so picky. This was a great post, from a super nice IRISH guy. The cig at the end to show the length of what he got out cracked me up. He came to visit us yesterday, and thinks it might be getting infected, perhaps you’ll enjoy the infection more than the actual cyst, though too bad for him. Like he said on the other part, turn your speakers down, if , unlike me, you don’t get visions of a younger Sean Connery. lol! At least we didn’t have to listen to any of that Death Metal crap, or young girls screaming their heads off!

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  22. comedoness
    August 22, 2009

    Epic! 5 stars! I was gritting my teeth trying to help you squeeze it. Excellent job for a do it yourself. I didn’t mind the commentary in the least.

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  23. sebaceous_bitch
    August 23, 2009

    I could have dont without all the huffing and puffing, like ur not taking a dump man lol…but I did love the accent, and the effort. It really is too bad u didnt have a helping hand, but u managed to get most of it out intact, and the piecing it together afterwards next to a cig was awesome! Lots of gunk, the chunky stuff…just what us zit lovers like to see!! 5 star post!

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  24. Squeezie Queen
    August 23, 2009

    Awesome post! Def five star! So what if it was long? I too wanted to help him along. I kept gritting my teeth! lol

    Thank you Irish dude for showing us your pus and squeeze. I felt bad that your poor arm would be bruised from all of that squeezing. And I wonder if it was a fatty tumor or something since you said it didn’t smell bad? hmmm…. :)

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  25. JStorm
    August 24, 2009

    Ladies and Gentlemen… The first celebrity zit pop starring Liam Neeson.

    Well, he sounds like him. Who’s to say it isn’t him?

    :)

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  26. zithappens
    August 25, 2009

    Why has number 4 been removed? Weird. Otherwise, awesome vid!

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  27. irlBandit
    September 7, 2009

    Number 4 removed due to U0tube BS – sorry – but i may load it up again under another account! I’ll keep you posted CyrilCysy09

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