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**WARNING: 2nd Video May Be Considered Graphic by Some – Please Be Aware. Thanks! END WARNING** Here are two new videos. The first one is pretty good – shows some infection coming out but I couldn’t get whatever was building up in their out. So in the second video, which is more gory and bloody [...]
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PTZ got a note from the creators of the 1st installment, “Kruse’s Eye!”… the cyst hath returned! It goes like this: “Thanks for posting our vid, we uploaded a second video for you viewing pleasure! It’s entitled “Kruse’s Eye 2″ on youtube. This time the *&%$ really hits the fan, literally!” Isn’t it nice when [...]
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Most everyone here is familiar with Steven Fuchs – he is the star of several vids, and all the pus is from his ongoing battle with Dissecting Scalp Cellulitis. For those of you who are newer, you can catch up by watching these great videos: Scalp Zits…. Head Juice Dissecting Scalp Cellulitis Part 3 Well, [...]
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omg that is some cheese i wanna squeez!
Zitty camera work and try two-handing it.
You gotta feel for homeless Tom. Seriously wish I could help the guy but unfortunately I lost my job to an illegal god damn immigrant. Oh well….
good grief…..it’s always the good ones that have the crappy camera work! how nasty was it when he hosed off the zit jiz and it was all in that dudes hair….GROSS!!!
This IS disgustingly classic, and the ‘poppee’ being homeless helps explain why he let himself be treated that way. It was like he was (mostly) just a pus container without feelings. The poor man.
Is that another cyst-popper by his neck ready to be squeezed? Jeeze!!
Yeah, I’m no fun today. Sorry.
what, a homeless person and no maggots? what’s the world coming to?
Tonight while I was making baked ziti I realized that this video isn’t “mashed potatoes” it’s more like ricotta cheese.
p.s.- the ziti (cheese included) was great
Tonight while I was making baked ziti I realized that this video isn’t “mashed potatoes” it’s more like ricotta cheese.
p.s.- the ziti (cheese included) was great
Is this guy’s name Frank? Just wondering.
I’m so greedy for cool pops, how about getting what looks like a way nice blackhead at about 10:00 to the big ‘un?
yes, I’m sure more of u noticed the field of blackheads ready for harvest. Lets keep this guy around. We know the potatoes pot will fill up again. best zit junk I’ve seen in a while
Joe, it is time to blast us with version 2 of your friend’s back. We are desperate for a second video–and with all of the excellent advice you have gotten from the feedback comments you should make all critics very happy. Now, to give you highlights from comments, 1) make a larger incision, try a knife or sharp object, no wire–2) hold the camera still. 3) Keep the splats! 4) The music is your choice–
In closing, make us happy, give us a sequel. You can make pocket change by submitting the video to this site.
First time poster here, I had never seen this vid before and it is EPIC!
I totally vote for an update–there was WAY more giging to do on that back.
If only we could find these guys and pay them off…
Joe, please give us an update on the cyst drain of Tom. I will give you encouraging comments. This video is one of the first I ever watched–on a different website, but it was fulfilling then and it is now. We need a “mashed potato II”. Your posting was a gift and with a gift it is the thought that counts–not perfection.
Still this is my favorite zit popping video. I am obsessed. Yes, it is a true release for me.
the zit was great
but who was doing the camera work? a drunk monkey?
it was aimed off the zit more than it was on.
why not just fix it in place somewhere instead of holding it.
Again, I ask for more sequel 2?
hold the camera still for christsakes.
one of my all time favorites. if he held the camera still it would be the best of all time
I don’t think we will be seeing part II, lol. I emailed them just in case…I think these are the guys that did Boars Head (the weird shaped one)..its on their site and it cant be a coincidence…..or can it?
OK well maybe not… at least it had a Goat in it!
Goat Bar Cyst Gone Wild!
EPIC – for both lancing technique and cheese.
This is the first time I have ever been able to watch this vid from a computer that I could actually see it as my old comp it was too bright. It was one of my favorite vids because of the squirting sebum and sebaceous cysts are one of my faves. Now that I see it in its true form I am appalled buy what is being shown here. I don’t blame anyone for liking it because we believe until we meet our “hero†Cellfish Joe (good name BTW) as we think his subject he is a friend or acquaintance.
The fact is that he is a homeless man that seems will do anything for money and good ole Cellfish is quite obliged to use him for this purpose. I know the first thing that many people say or think when seeing the homeless is ‘get a job’ but many are mentally impaired and not capable of working.
So Cellfish Joe pays the man $30.00 plus donations to film him popping his cyst all the time treating him like an animal with comments and hosing him off in between pops instead of wiping him off. Yes probably the first shower he has had in some time. Then he “contacts him†probably by opening the alley door, and proposes that they do a sequel where this time it will be filmed by a professional and viewed by an audience and when said popping is finished he will eat the contents. The public of course is to donate to cover the costs so our homeless man can make more money.
In the end however, it never happens though I am sure donations are sent to Cellfish Joe. I did email him ans never did get a reply though that could have been because of the time lapse between now and the posting of the vid. I would have posted this as well, but next time Joe, keep your mouth shut when you are going to humiliate a fellow brother for a few thousand hits on you tube at the expense of others. Why not just give him a few bucks and send him on his way…charity begins at home…or at least treat him with respect.
I thought was weird . Your comment made me feel better. I wanted to smell it to.I have never smelled one before. The worst thing I ever smelled was tonsil stones.
This was a terribly shot video. The camera work was done by a nitwit with palsy in the hands and the brain. The subject material was great, and the few shots I COULD see were great. I just wish that the moron who allegedly filmed this had used a REAL camera mount instead of his right nut.
This is one time you really need to take a knife to it. There is so much left in that sucker.
Remains the best… I wonder what happened to the poor old fella. I was very close to St. Pete Fl. gets cold in the winter there too. Best thoughts to you @ the holiday season. Awaiting round 2, and stay away from those that would use you..
This has been my all time sebum discharge for the last two years. (This is outranked for all-time all-class winner ONLY by the classic 8-1/2-minute vid of the kinda-Asian-looking guy with the spider-bitten rotten jaw, in which he squeezes semi-solid pus-bombs the size of lemons, and about 200 yards of rotten ropes of pus the thickness of cigars, from what looks like an infected volleyball he’s hiding in his lower jawbone.)
But as for this masterpiece, it is THE cheesy expulsion against which all others must forever be measured. It is a mark of its magnificence that it overcomes a)camera work by St. Vitus himself, b) an extremely weak single-hand pressure technique and c) an unresolved expulsion, because the vid captures the release of no more than half, and probably much less, of the mind-boggling amount of total rotten sebum which was there begging for release from that ostrich egg of a cyst on the back of the guy (who can only be…Charlie Manson).
Just imagine what we could have seen if: someone sober, serious and two-handed held the camera; and the squeezer had had two strong hands which were both available for the classic 4-finger full-perimeter expulsion; and they had kept filming and squeezing Charlie’s back until that cystic Vesuvius had been emptied of its putrescent delights.
Imagine how many years that rotten thing had to be growing to have built up so much cheese. Stupendous.
Yeah – what he said…
!
~H.S.
The fact there was never a part two to this video is one of the most disappointing things of all time. There was probably three quarters of that bad boy still left. If this thing was filmed in proper lighting, with someone filming allowing that thing to be squeezed with two hands we could be talking about a video of epic proportions.
This video is such a tease at the end, you could see the guy giving it a death grip…If they just would of squeezed a little longer I think we would of seen the biggest cyst eruption of ALL time.
I say we track down these guys and offer them money for a part 2…I need closure.
There’s a TON more more in there. Send him to me…get me a hazmat suit, surgical gloves and a full face mask…”I’m going in, folks!” C’mon, we need a part two!!!!
Where do I find that one (the all-time winner) Jumbob?
I think the camera man was Helen Keller, LOL yea the good ones are always done by crappy camera people……bummer
I think the camera work was done by the popping guy. I dont know if that “homeless” story is true. Seems unlikely.
I think this video was out of commission last time I tried to view it. Nice to see the videos are being replaced/fixed! I finally got to see the legendary “Mashed Potatoes” video! Wow!
That big horn that he had growing out of his back , could hang your hat on it…lots of cheese!
Any of you peepers who are “taunting” this man for being homeless…should be ashamed of yourselves. Is it really worth amusing yourselves? This poor man, obviously did it for the money….and all the while is being treated like an animal. Piercing the cyst with wire>>>that’s a great way to get tetanus. @dripper…I am proud of your comment. I have an aunt who is mentally ill, and if it wasn’t for her group home, and worker…she would be homeless herself, subject to the all, but “inevitable” drug/alcohol abuse that accompanies life on the streets. I feel so disgusted being part of this popping community at times, reading what some of you write. And while I am a firm supporter of the first ammendment….I’m also a firm supporter in being compassionate. I hope this poor man has found a better path in the years that have passed since this filming. @pimpleboy…I’m literally left speechless by your, ” but my job was taken by a god-damn illegal immigrant” comment. Do you know how you sound?
Charlie Manson still got ME under his squeezing spell !!! This squeeze stays
,,HELTER SKELTER,, !!
Sooooo Clasic !!
I really hate the music. Did that guy use wire fencing?
I’m sure a good hot shower, a soapy washcloth or backbrush would have forced this cyst open on its own. But given the attitude of the fellow who took advantage of the poor fellow, we get to witness an incredible cyst….and learn more about ourselves than perhaps we ever wanted to know….
ok great cheese sqeezed out in beginning but damn i was getting sick from all the damn camera movements like sea sick…that one made me dizzy
This could have been awesome, what I did see was great, but the lighting and camera work was awful. Such a disappointment! If the back story is true, exploiting a homeless man is shameful!
that was potentially one of the best on this site, but the damn thrash metal & the hideous camera work kinda ruined it for me.
HUGE cyst! Camera work was terrible.
Pus pom poms!! Gently squeezing away then pow – explosion – was that pus bits in the hair? It looked like chain link fence piece to make an opening for the cyst.
Camera taped on a paint shaker for effect……………. a bad effect.