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    no zit you is right being a rare female that has one that reoccurs like once amonth it is horrid. mine is so scared up for having it drained my doc does even want to do it any more. and the surgery to have it removed has like a 2 year total healing time and 6 months out and not recommed

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    truckeedog666 January 30, 2009

    Two buttholes. Its genius! This could catch on.

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    Avatar of plierswillbustit February 21, 2009

    Well, first off that’s a chick’s butt. Second, I hate to scare the person, but
    that looks a lot like bone cancer. It usually forms an abcess at the tailbone and then busts above the crack. By then the end of the bone is swimming in pus and it’s godawful painful and rotten smelly, like rotten vagina, ass, and corpse. It’s also deadly. That person needs to see a doc now, this second.
    The guy didn’t know how to drain it either. He should have gotten a large
    pair of pliers and got behind the swelling and squeezed gently. He’d have
    got most of it, but a thing like that has to be cut out and cleaned.

    I once had a sore spot right NEXT to my zithole. I was surprised as hell because it sprang up overnight literally, and within two days I couldn’t stand the pain. Finally I put on a pair of latex gloves, reached down there and touched it. I almost passed out from the pain of just touching the damned thing! It was huge and swollen. Gritting my teeth and steeling myself for it,
    I grabbed deep behind the sucker. It felt like a golf ball under the skin, and
    my zithole screamed at me in agony. But I was determined to get rid of that monster. So I gripped it tight and sqeezed hard. That damn thing busted like
    a bag of rotten tomatoes. It sounded like a large twig snapping. The pus shot into my hand like a geyser, dripping onto the bathroom floor in huge stinking splats. It was riddled with streaks of blood. I let out a scream like a cat in
    a blender. I was staggering from the pain, but managed to wash my hand
    off and go after it again. I almost puked at what I saw in my hand, and the damned smell of it! ARRRGH! But I had to squeeze it twice more to empty
    the ugly thing, and each time it was just as big a mess. But on the very last squeeze it quit as it something were blocking the hole. I cleaned up the mess, washed my hand, then went after it one last time. I squeezed that sucker
    for all I was worth, and I was groaning like a dying man from the agony. But
    I didn’t quit and suddenly I heard another loud SNAP! A HUGE dark core shot out into the palm of my hand. It was the size of a frigging grape! After that
    all hell broke loose and another load of crap followed. Finally I got pure blood and bandaged it. It drained for a week and I couldn’t walk for three days. If
    I had waited there’s no telling what would have happened. It was plenty bad enough as it was…

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      What you had there pliers was a peri-anal cyst. Hurts like hell, stinks like sin.

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        There are some EXTREMELY STUPID idiots that think if when you wipe if some of the – hope this is delicate enough – “brown” substance up past the perianal area you “clog” the pores of the skin creating one of these monsters. Someone had shamed my poor ex-sister-in-law – NO ONE should suffer that badly even if they are Manson – so badly badly I drug her immediately to the ER and held her hand while they ministered to her as gently as they could. The smell was horrific “butt” she had mercy and relief. I personally made sure her saw the best surgeon in town – THANK GOD they had good insurance – that was my surgeon for something different. This is the 21th century and they now CAN fix you up just like “The Bionic Woman” or “The Six Million Dollar Man”. The doc did a major clean up with NO stitches – “sugerglued” – and a 6 week recovery. “Don’t delay – have yours TODAY <3

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      best story ever.

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      one of the best stories ive heard in quite a while.
      too bad u didnt video it for us.

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      @plierswillbustit, I have no idea if you still visit this site, but I must tell you that that was the BEST STORY EVER (ok sjhamn wrote it first, but I had to repeat it). If PTZ is zit porn, then your story was the PTZ equivalent of a Penthouse Forum Letter. Priceless!

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      I need a cigarette now!

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    plierswillbustit:
    What the hell are you talking about? This is a guy…listen to the audio.
    I originally posted it from youtube….it’s a guy…if you can’t tell by looking at that butt, then you may need to get some more action :)

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    plierswillbustit–I enjoyed your dialogue more than the video–very descriptive writing–I agree it is a male butt, the pain must have been immense–but your description written on 2-21-09 was the best ever. Thank you for sharing.

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    Checked this out because of post on May 14th, 2009: “Slime and ooze”

    This is killer. Great money shot at start of video. Lots of “give” and I love how pissed off the guy is at the cyst by the end! He sounds like he has been at war with the thing.

    Great stuff.

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    I loved both of the stories above. I have met many people who have said the same thing about the smell of ass. but not having any experience in this area,thank goodness, I don’t quite get the old cat food thing…. but I’ll take your word for it….

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    Plierswillbustit, Your use of figurative language, especially your descriptive similies was very entertaining. I had to keep reminding myself that I was laughing at someone’s pain!

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    OMG memories! I had something like that (first and only time) and had to have surgery on it. It hurt like crazy! I couldn’t even sit. There is still a knot under my skin where it used to be 11 years later. I think people can just skin that is prone to these type of things. I bathed fanatically (like twice a day) and still got it.

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    ewwww, greenemerald’s description of her husband’s ordeal may never leave me! god, i hope to never experience this…

    this is one of those vids that remind me to never look benignly upon any surface i may encounter — even the cleanest looking bathroom counter may have been the support for infected butt parts…

    hand sanitizer, anyone?

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    Sharing is caring!! I hope he went to the doctor for this. After watching a few videos from this website, I DO NOT EVER WANT TO SHAKE HANDS WITH PEOPLE EVER AGAIN!!!!

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    No doubt about it…that’s a boy’s bum. It’s got hair on it for pity sake!

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    Wow, I wanted to jump in there and keep the pus flowing!! He so needed some help.

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    If that’s a woman she does a damn good impression of a mans voice.

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    Not too bad action for behind the back work……

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    plierswillbustit

    I loved your story and the way you related it to us but maybe you used too many technical terms.

    Looks more like a pilonidal cyst than cancer. The skin looks too healthy to be cancer but we all know you cant diagnose cancer from a video you see online. Hopefully this is all healed by now. I had two operations before my silly cyst finally went away. While it was indeed very pretty, especially when it was healing from the inside out,,, the pain was intense I couldn’t stand it.
    After a month or so of three sitz baths a day along with three or more dressing changes, it healed completely and has never come back.

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    I can feel this guys pain but he did a fantastic job by himself..and yep definitely a guy ;)

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    he needs a maxi pad for his poor ass

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    It must hurt to sit!

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